Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

Disclaimer: First of all, thank you Legolas's Girl, Secondly, XD Trisher, your right, it was more like two years ago. And that is NOT alarming...it's alarming that you can remember that! Sadly, reviewers, Poor Trisher didn't go to her third year of Hartly, due to her leg and wheel chair. Hey! We had fun! Remember when I pushed you down a hill, and let go? Or when I got you stuck in the mud! Good times...

Chapter 46

Hartley Nerds, Pick 'em up!

"Trisher?" I whispered "Trisher!" I whispered a bit louder.

When she didn't move, I threw a pillow at her.

"What the Nepo?" Trisher yelled sitting up.

"Hi!" I said "Good morning!"

"Ughhhhhhhhh." Trisher flopped back down.

"Trisher..." I moaned "I can't sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. What time is it?"

Trisher glanced down at her pink Nike watch.

"Uhhhhh 5 :30, I think."

" Trisher. Do you remember Hartley?"

"What do you think?"

"Yes?"

"Yeah."

"I miss Hartley!"

"I don't."

"Why? Three days off school, watching 'Little Rascals' everynight, okay, so the food wasn't that great..."

"Two words." said Trisher

"Don't say them." I said "Please don't say them!" I pleaded

"Confidence Course."

"Ugh." I let out a sound of disdain. "I hated that."

See, at Hartley they had the 'Confidence Course'. Don't get me started on the horrors of that.

"You had to bring that up, didn't you?" I asked

"Yes."

"Well, I want you to know, I had a lot of friends that didn't like the confidence course, and then there was that one John kid, that thought he was all that, till I messed with me, then he spent the rest of the day in the boys dorm."

Trisher laughed "No way."

"Yeah, he called me witch, so I told him to say it my face, Dork boy, and he just stared at me, I made a step toward him, and took off running. Matt thought it was funny as all get out."

"Matt?"

"Yeah, Matthew and Jonathan, twin brothers. Matt was an extrovert of sorts, and Johnathan was sort of an introvert. Then we girl's man, our dorm was always pumping. I mean, once before the teachers came in, we were all talking an having fun, and Lydia was doing cartwheels, then the door opened, and Lydia jumped into her bunk, she was on top, and she cracked her head on the boards. It was so funny, she had the biggest bump on her head. She was like 'I must have done it in my sleep'."

"I remember that."

"Yeah, do you remember that one lady? That like sat there and waited and just sat there, staring at us? She creeped us out."

"No, I don't think I remember..."

"It was when you there."

"Oh well."

Hartley, is an out door nature camp, that we go to for three days, three years in a row. It's always so much fun. We go with a bunch other different schools.

"Hey!" I said "I think the suns up! Do you know what that means?"

"I can go back to sleep?"

"No silly, daytime is for the living! And the night, but there is no place to go at night here."

"How 'bout running off with Faramir."

"Is that an order?" I asked

"No!" yelled Trisher

"So, what should we destroy today?"

"I'm thinking just Middle Earth in general."

"Sounds good."

"But first, even Hitler had to have a healthy breakfast."

"Is that all you ever think about?"

"Hitler or breakfast?" asked Trisher

"Hitler. Retard."

"Oh, Miss Sarcastic, no I do not think about food all the time."
"Sure..."

"Hey! Better than you and Orlando Bloom!"

"We've already discussed this..."

"ONE-TRACK MIND!"

Trisher and I got up.

"Freeze!" I yelled

"What?" asked Trisher "Is there a spider? Is there a spider? I bet there's a spider!"

I walked over to her, and pulled a fuzz off the floor.

"What?" asked Trisher

I giggled and held it up. "Hartley Nerds," I said "Pick 'em up."

Sorry, I couldn't think of what to do.

Anyway, at Hartley, we had dorm inspection like, what, three times a day? Morning, Noon, and Night.

And this one guy always looked for these little itsy bitsy bits of fuzz, and he called them Nerds.

Thus the saying "Hartley Nerds, Pick 'em Up!" came about.

Yeah, once the boys lost, cuz they stole 3 vaccums and used them, we are supposed to do it on our own. The Three Years I went, girl's one all the dorm inspections.

BTW

FIRST GAME TOMORROW! GO BLUE! GO GO GET 'UM BLUE!

Wish me luck

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