Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: "Good Jobish Paige!"

"Jobish Olivia?"

"Yesh! We and Olive are British, so we are the Ish-ers. I made up a word! Crumpetwickets!"

Olivia, Me, and Kali, at V-ball Practice, after I spiked the ball.

P.S. I'm having a ditzy day.

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Chapter 55

HA HA H- OMYGOSH BAD GUYS!

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After I had convinced Trisher that there was no way for her to get a gun.

Then they stuck us on guard duty.

Little did they know, I have intense cases of both DFDD, and WFDD.

So, I got really bored, really fast.

Trisher and I were stationed in the forrest, not like that made it any better. It was boring.

I started to fall asleep.

Falling asleep has never been anything but bad for me. I mean, I fell asleep in Math/Science, and almost slept through a fire drill. I fell asleep in the car once, and missed telling my mom to turn.

So as you see, falling asleep during something has all but disasterous results.

Trisher kicked me, and I woke up.

"Whazza goin on?" I asked

"Nothing." said Trisher

"Why'd you do that then? Stupid." I said, standing up.

"You shouldn't be sitting on the ground." said Trisher

"Why not?"

"Bugs. Snakes."

"Scardey Cat."

"Am not."

I didn't argue the point.

"Hey," I said a few minutes later. "I got a joke."

"What?"

"What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover and a paint brush?"

"What?"

"A stroke of good luck!"

I started laughing. Trisher just rolled her eyes.

"Fine, what do you call a trunk of a car filled with bison?"

"What?"

"A Buffa-load!"

Trisher still didn't laugh.

"Fine, be that way." I said

Just then we heard the shrill call of what sounded like a sea gull.

"Huh. What's a seagull doing in the forest?" I asked Trisher

"I dunno." said Trisher "What's the answer?"

"No, it's a question, not a joke!"

"Oh. OH!"

"What?"

"Do you pay attention. At all?"

I shook my head.

"Faramir said if you hear a sea gull, that means trouble."

"That's silly, they trained Sea gulls to warn us of danger?"

"No, they're making bird calls."

"That's cool. Wait. Freeze Frame. Shuttup. That means Trouble!"

"Yeah, I just said that, Paige..."

"No! Trouble is coming this way."

"What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?" Trisher started running back and forth

"Duck and cover?" I suggested

"That's incase of a shooting."

"Uhh, Go in a ditch."

"Tornado!"

"Crawl on our knees till we exit the house."

"FIRE!"

"Oh, sorry. At least I remembered them!" I said

"That's true." said Trisher

"Mhm." I said

Then we heard the sea gull call again.

We started to panic.

"Wait, I'll draw my bow, and you distract them."

"What do you want me to do?" asked Trisher "Dance?"

"I don't know, can you dance?"
"I can do the chicken, the bunny, and that's about it."

"You can't do the Macarana? Or the NSYNC 'Bye Bye Bye' dance?"

"No, I didn't grow up in the nineties like you."

"I forget. You never watched MTV as a child. You poor deprived thing. Never saw Carson Daily at his finest..."

"Bad guys."

"Yes, I know, Trisher, bad guys are coming."

"No. Bad Guys!"

"What?" I looked around my shoulder, and there were bad guys.

They weren't your typical baddies, but you could tell they had been up to activity of questionable leagality.

They were headed straight for us.

Of course, Trisher being well, Trisher, she shoved me, and ran.

I fell down, the baddies tripped and fell, and other Rangers aprhended them.

"Real heroic Trisher." I said, "Real heroic."

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DFDD - Don't Follow Directions Disorder.

WFDD - Won't Follow Directions Disorder

DFDD, that's my word, Anita invented WFDD along with Amanda, so they could explain why I always do things my way.

Another cited thing:

"Let's just say in the past, I have been involved in activity of questionable leagality." - National Treasure, Ian (Sean Bean). Great Movie. Right Trisher, with your boy, Sean Bean.