Trisher Nicole Married WHO?

by Captain Pagie

ON HIATUS What happens when Trisher and I are in M.E.? Well, nothing good. I'll give ya that. Sequal to 'I MARRIED WHO'. READ! It's funny...

56. The Homewrecker

Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: "Now there's two ways that we can do this, I'll let you decide. You can take it some where else, or we can take it outside, you little Homewrecker!" - Homewrecker, Gretchen Wilson

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Chapter 56

The Homewrecker

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As Trisher and I, and all the other Rangers of Ithilien were re-entering the city, proud of our capture of the bad guys.

"Hey, Trisher, look!" I said

There.

Trisher's mouth opened, then she laughed.

"She is so not."

"She so is."

Eowyn was so hitting on Faramir.

"I have to do something." I said "I have to."

"No, you don't." said Trisher

"Why not?"

Trisher sighed "You don't get it, do you? Don't answer that. Paige..."

Trisher trailed off. "You know, we have to leave, right? I mean, we can't live here forever. We're goign to have to grow up someday. And when we do, what will happen?"

I gave Trisher a defiant look.

"Look, Paige, there may very well be a day where you quit believing in Middle Earth. It may not be soon, but it will almost certainly happen. I don't want to be a party killer, but you are going to grow up. Eventually."

I glanced up at Faramir, who was talking happily with Eowyn.

I sighed. 'Trisher's right.' I thought. Then, I had another thought 'Who cares?'

So I went up and punched Eowyn.

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"Now honey, I'm a Christian, but if you keep it up, I'm a gonna go to kicken your pretty little butt! You little Homewrecker!" - Homewrecker, Gretchen Wilson