Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: Okay...And the winner is...LEGOLAS!

Lindaholand: AMEN! I babysit these little girls, and have to play Barbies...god...I didn't like them then, and I don't like them now.

powerof3halliwells: YES! I love that song! I gotta get a Gretchen Wilson CD.

TrisherNicole: NOT EVEN FUNNY! Plus, Andrew already knows, and is taunting me mercilessly. And I WILL make you pay. Oh yes, and Trisher? I'm glad you love corn.

ALL READERS: I'm sorry! I just now realized, (after some goading by Trisher) and I did update the wrong chapter for like the chapter 'Escape' I'm sorry. (okay, Trisher, now you've been right, what, 3 times?)

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Chapter 60

Real Funny, Now, Move Aside.

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I turned around, and then laughed.

"Okay, okay, joke's over, Legolas, just move aside."

"No, really," said Legolas "I am your escort."

Barbie and Co. were drooling.

"Fine." I sighed. "Let's get this over with."

As Legolas and I walked out of the building, I began to get confused.

"Are you suicidal?" I asked him. "Really?"

"No. Why?"

"Why are you here?"

"Truthfully?"

"Real Truth, not happy Truth."

"I really want to see everyone's faces when they see you."

"Why?"

"Well..." said Legolas "You look VERY different."

"You insultin' me!" I asked

"What? No. I happened to be in the building," at this he looked down at his manicured nails. "And they were looking for what they called an escort for you, and I wanted to see what was up, and there you were, and here you are."

"Oh." I sighed "And you're not suicidal?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Well, Faramir still might want to kill you."

"I'll deal with that."

"You touch him, and I will be forced to hurt you." I said

"Fair enough. Hey, you got any of that lipgloss?"

I handed it to him. "I really look different?"

&MEANWHILE (TRISHER NICOLE AND OUR DARLING HUSBANDS)&

"What did Eowyn pick for her punishment?" asked Faramir

"Oh, you'll see." said Trisher

"C'mon." said Boromir "Tell."

"No!" said Trisher.

Boromir leaned over to Faramir. "I bet she's ticklish. We'll get her to tell."

"I heard that!" said Trisher "Paige is the ticklish one. I am not."

"Really?" asked Faramir

"Extremely." said Trisher, who knows when to shut up. "Anyway, off that subject. When is she supposed to be here?"

Boromir and Faramir shrugged.

"Are we even in the right place?"

Again they shrugged.

Trisher rolled her eyes.

&LEGOLAS AND ME&

We arrived at another building.

"S'goin' on?" I asked "Where's Faramir, Boromir, and Trisher?"

Legolas gave me an odd look. "You're not going to be seeing them for a while yet, you have more lessons."

God, I can NOT escape school, can I?

I sighed, and walked in.

&DARLING HUSBANDS AND TRISHER&

Faramir had found a calander.

"Oh, we're early." he said

"How early?" asked Trisher

"By about a week." said Faramir

"What?" asked Trisher

"Apparently this punishment ends on the day of like this giant Ball celebrating Gondorian History." said Faramir

"Oh." said Trisher, then she realized something. "I'm stuck with you two!" she groaned.

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Legolas was in the bank when two men walked in. They walked up to Legolas.

"Um," said the older of the two. "Is this a bank?"

Legolas thought 'Who could be that stupid?' Then the answer came...'Boromir.'

The other rolled his eyes. "No, Brett, it's a grocery store, I thought it'd be funny to let you embarass yourself."

An excerpt from a story I wrote but never posted. Like when the Fellowship is like reincarnated. Yeah, one of those. That's one of my fav exceprts from it.