Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: "Few times I've been round that track, and it's not just going to happen like that, cuz I ain't no holla back girl, no I ain't holla back girl." - Gwen Steffani, Holla Back Girl. I LOVE that song! I love No Doubt and Gwen Steffani.

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Chapter 65

Welcome Back

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A few days had gone by, and Paige seemed to be holding her position as an actual member of society, and a respected one at that. Trisher knew that Paige had a breaking point, and it was coming up quick. Why?

Well, since Paige became a goodie-two-shoes, she now went to all charity events, seeing as she was a princess. Trisher also attended them, but only to keep an eye on Paige.

At the last one Trisher saw something that sealed the fact Paige was going to break. At the last ball/charity thingy ma bobber, Paige had been wearing a toe ring.

And Not just any toe ring, oh no, her hippie ring. Sterling silver, with a ying-yang in the middle of it. Hippie? Oh, yeah. Totally Paige? Most definetly. But then again, there are other smaller things, that make Trisher doubt that Paige will ever return.

For instance: the last time Trisher had seen Paige, her hair had been curled. Paige's hair DOES NOT curl. Sure, you can attack with a curling iron and hair spray, but even after five bottles of hair spray and numerous bottles of mousse and hair gel, the curls will last on average around ten minutes before her long brown hair falls back into it's path of straightness. Not that Paige even cared that her hair was curled. She didn't bother to take the effort with it. That's why she had three hairstyles, down, ponytail, half ponytail. And she was content with that.

And also, Paige hadn't so much as talked to Trisher.

She'd returned to the library every night, but totally ignored Trisher. Which suited Trisher just fine, considering if she did talk to her, she assumed that Paige would act like some stuck up prep.

But, back to the current time. It was another one of those charity, well, whatever it was, Trisher was going to just to see if Paige had broke yet.

Nope. Paige entered, life of the party, but yet graceful and lady-like. To Trisher, this was sickening.

Trisher felt the need to do something. She walked up to Paige.

"Hey." she said

"Hello." she responded.

"Do you even know who I am?" asked Trisher.

"Yes." she said simply, and walked away.

"Oh, you ain't getting away that fast." said Trisher under breath.

This Paige was easier to walk next to. The old, the normal, Paige took long legged strides, and sometimes Trisher would have to jog to keep up with her. This Paige took small steps. So it was easy for Trisher to catch up.

"You know," said Trisher, just thinking of something. "I don't think it's lady-like to avoid people. And ignore them."

Paige sighed and stopped abruptly. "I suppose you are right. Now, what do you want?"

"For you to be normal." said Trisher.

"What is normal?" asked Paige. "In our world? Or here? Because they are two very different normals."

"But," Trisher protested. "You're not normal."

"Here I am."

"Now that you've changed."

"Yes, I changed."

Trisher shook her head. "I know you. This didn't happen willingly"

Paige faltered. "No, it didn't. I was blackmailed."

"By who?" asked Trisher, but her question went unanswered, because Paige was looking past her, into the party.

"The same person who's flirting with Faramir." Paige said. "That's it." Paige turned to Trisher. "You wanted me back, you got me. Let's go to the library, I have some business to attend to, and it can't be done in a dress."

"Paige," said Trisher, thinking about when Paige said that to her a long time ago.

"Yes?" Paige stopped and turned around.

"Welcome to the Dark Side."

Paige just grinned.

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"That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust. Few times I've been round that track, and it's not just going to happen like that, cuz I ain't no holla back girl, no I ain't holla back girl. Let me hear you say this sh is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This sh is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" - Gwen Steffani, Holla Back Girl

Trisher, I know! Susan and Mike are back together! I'M SO HAPPY!