Since all of us MAJORs live in the Gutter, I thought I'd explain how we get visitors.
Stars Sheppard and Lorne.
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The Plunge
They stood still for awhile peering down into the deep trench, then
finally one spoke.
"We have to go down there?" the shorter man
asked.
"Yep, that's where they're at." Answered the taller.
"How are we supposed to get down there?"
"That's what these are for." The taller handed him a parachute. "Oh and you also need to think dirty, otherwise you'll never reach the bottom."
"Well, as long as they're cute, and not too psychotic, I'm game."
They jumped off the ledge and into the gutter. And when Shep and Lorne landed they were pounced on by the MAJORs.