PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Dr. Stephen Schwartz

FROM: Dr. Carol Biro

RE: Medical Briefing

I'm not sure who the guy is, but he's a real putz. Rumor has it that he's good friends with Dr. Kavanaugh.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Dr. Kavanaugh

FROM: Dr. David Edmonds

RE: Bad performance

Hey, Kav, I totally see what you meant when you said that your coworkers were idiots. That medical briefing was just pathetic! That chick Biro acts like she never took a genetics class in her life. And that guy sitting on her other side, he was just taking up space! It's a wonder the entire expedition isn't dead by now.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir

FROM: Col. Stephen Caldwell

RE: Computer games

You certainly say what's on your mind, don't you? For a diplomat, you're not being very diplomatic.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Col. Stephen Caldwell

FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir

RE: Computer games

To quote Will Rogers, Colonel, "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' until you can find a rock."