PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Col. John Sheppard
FROM: Dr. Carson Beckett
RE: Second attempt
Again, Colonel? Maybe I need to run some neuropsychological tests, because you're becoming uncharacteristically sloppy. Did you really think Ronon was the only one I enlisted to keep an eye on you? And your methods nearly got you killed.
If you're really that bored, I'm sure we can find a job for you changing bedpans.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Dr. Carson Beckett
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Second attempt
OK, I admit that telling Stackhouse I was "bugging out" was probably not the most prudent thing to do. But I didn't do anything threatening, so he didn't have to try to shoot me. I wonder if Bates put him up to it.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Teyla Emmagan
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Kiss and other issues
Hi, Teyla. I wanted to apologize for kissing you in the gym. Well, not exactly the kiss per se, but the way in which in happened. What I mean to say is that I'm sorry for the public display of affection. Not that I don't see you as a friend... oh, hell. I acted kind of crazy back there and I apologize for it.
This memo is probably not selling you on my returning sanity.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Col. John Sheppard
FROM: Teyla Emmagan
RE: Reply to 'Kiss and other issues'
Hello, John. Apology accepted. I understand. What is a public display of affection? I see you as a friend, too. Yes, you did act crazy back there, and you are not making much more sense now.
Have I mentioned lately that I find your people rather strange?
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Col. John Sheppard
FROM: Ronon Dex
RE: Escape attempt
It was a matter of warrior's honor, Sheppard. Dr. Beckett pulled the transmitter out of my back, so I was in his debt. And it provided some balance for your cheating during our run.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Ronon Dex
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Honor, glory, etc.
You're getting me back for beating you during our run? That's mature. And please, "warrior's honor"? You sound like a Klingon.