Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: Git-R-Done. ;) sorry, we rented Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Carry the Lable Guy!

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Chapter 72

Gondor has a National Guard? Who'd A Thought?

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Who knew that Gondor had a National Guard? I mean, granted, yes, they had soldiers. But, I mean, Trisher should've a known! I mean, dude, the Steward is like the dude that would know that! But, like, whatever.

So, we're woke up in the early hours of the morning (say, 10:00) by a pounding at the door. You know, I was starting to wonder if this poor family had a sign that said "Knock on Door at all Odd Hours When We Should be Sleeping" But, whatever.

"Open up!"

Dairuin opened th door, and some soldier dudes walked in.

At the sight of us they bowed. "Howdy." I said.

"You are under arrest for the kidnap of the Stewardess and Princess."

"Whoa!" I said.

The look on their faces was horrible. I felt horrible. One of the soldiers grabbed Dairuin's arm.

"Not cool, soldier guys." I said. "We weren't kidnapped. You see, we got lost."

Trisher elbowed me. "I got lost." I said. "So, I knocked on there door, very late at night, mind you, and they let us crash here. So, don't arrest them."

"As you wish, Princess." said one, releasing Dariuin.

"Yeah," I said."You better listen to me."

"Yeah." said Trisher.

"But we were supposed to arrest who we found with them!" protested one soldier.

"What? By who?" I asked.

"By order of Prince Faramir and the Steward Boromir. And we are under their strict command. We were instructed to-,"

"By order of me, shut up." I said. "I get it."

"Just take us back," said Trisher. "And I'll let Paige deal with them."

"What?" I asked

"You're a better talker."

"Oh."

"Fine." said one of the soldiers. "You deal with them."

"I will." I said. "Goodbye Family that let me stay here!"

They all waved goodbye to me and Trisher.

"So," I said. "Where we going?"

"We are not going anywhere." said the soldiers. "We are just escorting you two back to the Steward and Prince."

"Ah." I said. "So, how'd you get to that house? Do we have tracking devices on?" I asked

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