Trisher Nicole Married Who
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: Git-R-Done. ;) sorry, we rented Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Carry the Lable Guy!
BTW: I got a flame for this story...here it is:
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" This is so stupid and cheesey. What kind of a name is Trisher? "
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They didn't even sign in! What a coward. But, to that answer, Trisher is derived from the name "Trisha" which of course, is her real name.
LoL, what a dork. Didn't even leave their name. What a (bleepin') coward. LoL.
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Chapter 72
Gondor has a National Guard? Who'd A Thought?
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Who knew that Gondor had a National Guard? I mean, granted, yes, they had soldiers. But, I mean, Trisher should've a known! I mean, dude, the Steward is like the dude that would know that! But, like, whatever.
So, we're woke up in the early hours of the morning (say, 10:00) by a pounding at the door. You know, I was starting to wonder if this poor family had a sign that said "Knock on Door at all Odd Hours When We Should be Sleeping" But, whatever.
"Open up!"
Dairuin opened the door, and some soldier dudes walked in.
At the sight of us they bowed. "Howdy." I said, rather surprised.
"You are under arrest for the kidnap of the Stewardess and Princess."
"Whoa!" I said.
The look on their faces was horrible. I felt horrible. One of the soldiers grabbed Dairuin's arm.
"Not cool, soldier guys." I said, shaking my finger at them.. "We weren't kidnapped. You see, we got lost."
Trisher elbowed me. " Okay, I got lost." I said. "So, I knocked on there door, very late at night, mind you, and they let us crash here. So, don't arrest them."
"As you wish, Princess." said one, releasing Dariuin.
"Yeah," I said."You better listen to me."
"Yeah." said Trisher.
"But we were supposed to arrest who we found with them!" protested one soldier.
"What? By who?" I asked.
"By order of Prince Faramir and the Steward Boromir. And we are under their strict command. We were instructed to arrest whom we found in possession of the Princess Paige and Stewardess Trisher Nicole -,"
"By order of me, shut up." I said. "I get it."
"Just take us back," said Trisher. "And I'll let Paige deal with them."
"What?" I asked
"You're a better talker."
"Oh. Okay then." I said
"Fine." said one of the soldiers. "You deal with them."
"I will." I said. "Goodbye Family that let me stay here!"
They all waved goodbye to me and Trisher.
"So," I said. "Where we going?"
"We are not going anywhere." said the soldiers. "We are just escorting you two back to the Steward and Prince."
"Ah." I said. "So, how'd you get to that house? Do we have tracking devices on?" I asked
"No," said one. "First we were to check the rooms of Legolas Greenleaf, King Eomer, and then make sure that Lady Eowyn was not hurt..."
"Notice where they went first." said Trisher.
"Shut up." I said. "How is it my problem if I tend to hang out with hott guys?"
Trisher rolled her eyes.
"And then," continued the soldier. "We were to go randomly to doors and see if you were there.."
"That makes perfect sense." I said sarcasticly.
"I know, I thought it all up by myself." said one of the soldiers.
Trisher and I looked at each other and rolled our eyes. What an idiot.
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LoL.
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