PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Col. John Sheppard
FROM: Dr. Carson Beckett
RE: Third time not the charm
What is this, "The Great Escape?" Steve McQueen you're not, son.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Col. John Sheppard
FROM: Dr. Rodney McKay
RE: Pathetic escape attempts
Obviously I've overestimated your abilities in this area. You've now tried three times, and have never made it past the corridor outside the infirmary. Although my sore butt makes me hesitant to get further involved, it's clear that you need someone as smart as myself to help you with the planning and execution of your escape.
P.S. (And I'll refer to the infirmary however I damn well please!)
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Col. John Sheppard
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir
RE: Scot abuse
Didn't I tell you in an earlier memo to stop tormenting Carson? You're driving the poor man nuts with your attempts to leave the infirmary. Dr. Heightmeyer will not be amused.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Scot abuse
Well it's partly his damn fault that I'm in here in the first place!
Sorry. That was a little harsh. But I really am feeling fine, and I'm reverting to normal. If I'm driving Carson crazy, he should just kick me out.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Ronon Dex
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Klingons
Klingons are large, testosterone-enhanced warriors with a well-developed honor code and questionable eating habits.