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The Adventures of Advent Children

Chatpter Tree

By KadVin

(aka: Tara & Audrey)

Sephiros watched then tv in his hows that was nere a citi. "i luv this show? sephirth watches Star Wars III wow cool" he sais withs exivtments, thne his dad hohjoj wakls in room and is angry 'hay son' we nevever spend tyme togethar lets "go pklay a game" "wat sotr of gayme!" sephiroth asks with wonderment in his evil orbs of eyeballs.

uno!" say h0jo! were teh fun not stop okai said sefiros "cna i invyte my frends ovr?"

"inviote sunm nice boys an grils maybe i dunno" hojo thinks in his brains, "okay maybe threeeee freinds of urs can cum but u bettre call now because maybe they r buyusy with sum plans of thwir very own cause u no how things can be busy" Sephritoh is happily with excitmant as he jump off teh couch to a phone 2 call his best freinds.

who shud i invyt?" think sefiros to heself. i knoa! He preses button on fone and talk to his best frend reno! "Yo sefiros!wat up yo?" cna i tok to reno ask sepfiroth? "lol this SI ren0!" he say makeing sepfiros b surprise! "Uno yes?" ask sephoroth. "0H K0000000LLLLLL Yea! Yo! Slak the jack man."

"koolios mang thissl be sooo much fun tymes omgh?" spehiroh sqeals into teh fone and slams it in joy. "Oka next i hav3 2 cll vibnsint" he dials numbre on ohone adn it rngs "ths vinsint" teh vouece is mad but not angry so sephriths contnues his qkestions about gaymes "haya vince me n daddy n reno0 r plyng a gm3 wnna come ply? seohproth hopes vinsint can cum cus they r BFF foreva .

vinsnt thot he be forgetted! "of corse i com.' he say monotonely. then hewalked to his wndow and notice that it be snowinkg owt. "i nede sunscrean firse 2 go owtside to go to sephfirothse hows." he think to himslef. "it onli on blok awai!." sef tells him. 'okai" said vinsint! sefirothse is soooo happie! one mor frend left he say and he kno who it be!

'k bud il be there ina jiffy!" vinsint grins in joyfulness anticipation liek a kid in christmas bye. he said. Seohiroth hang s up eh phone, ow ihe nedes to onyl call wone mor people! so son who is cuming so far" hojo walks in with sum cards, and he shfffles thm liek a pro in a tournament with trophes as prizes! Seohorith says "aso far my homiez ren0 n vins."

"u stil hav 1 mor freind left!" hojo screeam at sefiroth! U knoa ull be veri undergrownd if 1 mor frend not showw up!" hojo makw sephiros pik up a fone. "do i hav to?" sefiroth dmand? 'i pai for ur unvercity!" hojo talked to him. "if u dont i wil ban u/" ;okay dad?"illcal on e mor frend but thast it!

DAD U DNT HF 2 YELLOMFG!" sephoroth start 2 cry his dad is ruijning teh b2st daye evar! "boy,cll a frend RITE BNOW" tears teh color of icy jewls in the wintertyme flw down sephs face liek a streem ov H2O 'okay fien. I call my final frend nd bests frend kadja." he pick up fone in hojos hand"? "hi" "u wan too com3 ovar? i hav chips." "...this is yazoo." "k w3ll i wan kadja?"

'KADJA!' sefiros here yazoa in bkgrnd. sfiroth wnats to tawlk 2 u! 'ahng up!' he here kdaj say. sefiros is hurt!""y r u angr at m3?' he cryd in2 fone. because. "yaozo said." 'kadja comes to fone and he say "if tehrs ch1ps il b ther!" "omg rely? this w1ll b so gr8!'' cna i come? ask loz? "noa i cna onli invyt 3 pplz nd i awlredi choosed vnsint &ren0! he sayd saddnend.

loze so madddddd! "UR HAVE A STINK NOSE " he scrmsa over Kadjas ear in fone and gibbles away. "wll whatev i be ther in 5 minutose k budster?" "K" as ssoon as fone hung up ! DDOR RINGS! DINGBELLS goes theh dore. Sephprith skips with elatiion 2 answre! but then Hojo tr1ps him gewd nd sephiroth goes flying into the wall! "i answre dore cuz I'm daddy" he says with meanness.

"duhfoaijhfq DAD WDUI?" aksljasfh!

"speka proper werds plzkthnx" then Hojoh answers dore! Menwhiles, sephir wipes teers of payne away cuz walls r hard! But anywya back 2 teh storii, it is vinsint at teh dooor! "hay i no u" he says to hOjowith mildness concerness in his noy loudn vouce "didnt u kill my grilfrend n make me a monster for myeself?" "no that was anoteh man nameded...joho not hojo hahhahaaaa1" vinsitn gos to sepyhirpth.

''fremd! thzx 4 invytng m3! this is surly be teh besst dais of owr lyvez! "its on?" aks sefiros? o yea i thnk it is on on cpac nwao. "gracius!" 'seforoth thot it waas kanseld yeers akgo! o no!" "wat?" i todaly 4got abowt teh dor!" isnt ur dad keip watch?" say vinsint.

DNT WORRY ABOUT DAD, LETS EAT CHIPPIES!" SEOHPRUTH N VINS SERCH 4 CHPIS N THYE FINDED THEM! VINS GIBBLES LARGE HANDFULS OF DORITOS IN HIS MOUTH AND CHOMPS NIOISLY. NXT THING, REN0 IS HYRERE! 'YO MN YO HAY CHIPS YO/.?" BUT VINS HAD ATED THEM ALL "OH SRRI I WAS REAL HUNGRY" VINS LIKS CRUMS OFF HIS FINGLES. SEPH HITS VINS IN TEH EYE 'U ATED MIE CHIPPIES! NOW OUR STOMACHS WILL GRIMBLED WITH HUNGAR!"

it wuz teh chips bergler! n0t m3!" VINCINT YEERKS BAK ANGRERLY!'wel i twhink it aws immpawsibal! Mai daddy wsa waching tewh dore awl alonkg! berglers cnat b in!" on eth conterarie sef!" vinsint sais. "i asaw it w/ mai pwn i's!" ''rely yo?akacfhgafcavhs" ''wathc ur laGNGUKAGE!"hojos screems at ethem!

"DAD A FRGGN MAD GUY STOLE MIE CHIPPIES!" Sephiroths yell in agony "U R BENG DISRECPTECFUL! U R GROUNDED FOREVA!" "noooooooo! Dad not in front of mue frends! we n33de to play a gayme! U SAID WE CULD PLAY A GAYME! U LIE!" "Guys calm down, i jsut bouhgt a new bag o chips at teh walmart" vins interjections them not wantign too see a bigg fite. But no sooner, he eat all the chips again!1

jst ethen! dorbel rigkngs ahagiain! '"its kadja!" stehy awl sai at excact saim moment "u sayd teher woud b isecreem?" ask kadja? "np i sed teher be chips." say sefiroth annoyience. "u lyde 2 me! I h8 LYED!eleven! "DONT SCREME IN MAYi HOWSEHOLDE!"scremed PROF HOJ0!

"UNCLE HOJO FCKS U I WANNA NEED SUM ICE CREEEM I TELL OKA-SAN (auth0rs n0t3: lol th1s meens 'mom' in jpaneseee! kawaii!)" Ren0 says "wqell i r alerrgic to fod neway so i fien wat abut u vin?" "vin says ya i only liek certain fewds liek chips." Seoh says "i only eet chips 2, but then vin eats them all!" IT WASN;T ME WHO EATS TRHEM! OKAY? But then HOJO IS MAD FOR LOUD NOISES! UR ALL GROUNDED!"

"so asefirosthe adn hsi frends ask """i thot we wer gowing to paly UNO! "oh yea." hojo setted up teh game and teh controlars. "wat tehre rnt enuf contrlars!" wined Kadaj! "STFU i bot ekstra onse at walmrt aklso!" visnint tayk owt 5 extra rolers npw we havto shair!

we r playn uno on PS2?" kadja asks in wonderment. "HAY WAIT I WANNA NEED PLAY DIRGE OF SYMPHONIA" vins gibbles loudly. "silly that not a game! lets play unonononooo!" seph does abattle cry and destroys the universe. "Son look wat u've done" Hojo chided seph "yeah yo u yo killed yo the yo universe yo" "ah, dun worry" seoh says "It'll growe back l8t3r."

teh edn! 2 bee kontinued!akhjsdhg