Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

Disclaimer: "Scare the ninny out of me!" - Jessie

Chapter 78

Problematic People

(aka Faramir and Boromir)

Somehow (coughTRISHERcough) poor, pitiful, pathetic Faramir, and all brawn but no brains Boromir found out about what we were going to do. I told Trisher we weren't gonna leave till night, cuz, lord knows, we never show up at night anyway, so we could leave without a big deal.

So, that evening I'm painting my toenails, and all of a sudden, there's a boot interrupting my light.

"Make a better door than a window." I commented, not looking up. "Hey! Move the boot!" I looked up. Uh-oh.

"Hi, Faramir!" I said as cheerfully as I could. "Would you please move your boot?"

He didn't.

"Please?" When he still didn't move, I rolled my eye, and screwed the cap on my blue nail polish. I was obviously not going to get this done tonight. And I only had 4 out of 10 toes done. I was not going to be able to wear sandals till my nails were done.

"What did I do?" I asked.

"It's not what you did." He said.

"Oh, gee, that's a relief." Where in the HECK is Trisher? I looked around; she seemed to have vacated the building. Real great friend

"Where you planning to go to Rohan?" he asked

"Mwa?" I asked. "No." Technically, I wasn't. I was going to a forest. Ha

"Well," he said. "In any case, now you and your little friend are going to have a guard. I mean, how many times have you been kidnapped? And how many more time have you been put in jail? I think you would be safer with a guard."

I scowled. "We were fine."

"Yes," he said. "But next time you may not be so lucky." And with that he spun on his heel and left. I stuck my tongue out at his back. No sooner than I had angrily began painting my toenails again, a dude showed up.

"Yeah?" I asked, not even looking up. "Hello?" I said. "Do you plan on answering?" I asked, looking up. It was a general run-of-the-mill soldier. Gondor black and silver gear, gray eyes, dark hair, you get it.

"I'm your guard."

"And that means…?" I asked, looking at him.

"That means," he said. "That I am here to-,"

"Snitch on me." I said.

"Pardon?" he asked. I sighed. "Your job is to tell Faramir and Boromir where Trisher and I are every freakin' minute of everyday. Am I right?"

He shifted uncomfortably. "No, I am only here to watch you. Lady Trisha has her own."

"Oh I gotta see this." I said jumped up, even though only one of my feet were painted, I still wore flip-flops. I noticed that as I wandered out to go look for Trisher, he followed me. I walked around and randomly opened the door next to the library, and Trisher was in there, reading, with a guard dude standing watch. I suppressed a giggle. Both of them looked extremely bored. I was going to sneak up on Trisher, but sadly, it is very hard to attempt sneak up on someone when you have a very noisy guard following you.

"Announcing Princess Paige." He said. I could've hit him. I should've. Teach him to announce me.

I winced as Trisher glanced up and saw me. "So," I said. "You wanna meet my new friend?" Trisher noticed my guard.

"Guys?" I said. "Little alone time, k?"

They looked at me. "LEAVE!" I said, and they left.

"We'll be right outside the -," But slammed the door.

"Trisher!" I said. "Did you tell!"

"No!" said Trisher. "Why would I tell? You think I wanna get stuck with Mr. Kill Joy all day?" I scowled. "How'd they find out."

"Does it matter?" asked Trisher.

"You're right." I said. "We're still going to Rohan."

"That's not what I meant…" said Trisher.

"Doesn't matter." I shrugged. "Obviously, they are going to listen to us. Though, they report to Faramir and Boromir." I thought for a second, and smiled. "I know! We'll just say that we're going to Rohan, of course, to visit…"

"Not Eomer." Said Trisher.

"Lothiriel." I said. "And then, we just happen to go through Drudan forest…"

"Ah." Said Trisher. "Let's do it."

"Mmm Macoroni&Cheese and pickles." - Jessie