Trisher Nicole Married Who
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Chapter 79
Living with Guards
"No Trisha!" I said. "For the last time, you may NOT put a sign on the back of your guard that says 'Kick me!'." I mean, c'mon, she should have at least come up with something more interesting than 'Kick Me!' I mean, J-Bob came up with 'Kiss me, I'm Polish!'
Anyway, so we finally convinced our guard dudes that yes, we could go see Lothiriel, no, we, well, I, was not going to see Eomer. Faramir must've warned them about my erm... record. By morning, Trisher and I were packed, my toes were now fully blue, along with my fingernails, and we were ready. We left, and I guess our guard dudes told Faramir and Boromir, because as soon as we were out of Minas Tirith (on horses, of course) Boromir and Faramir came out running. I kicked Aracaran into gear, and of course my guard sped up, and we left Trisher and her guard in the dust. Aracaran and I raced across the Pelennor, into the forest. I took a couple of turns, trying to lost my guard. It started getting dark, and I slowed Aracaran to a stop. My guard arrived about a minute after I did, much to my displeasure. I had thought I lost him. I made a face as he pulled his dark black horse next to Aracaran and jumped off. Oh, he looked pissed. He looked very pissed.
"What did you think you were doing?" he asked, not trying to hide his anger.
I rolled my eyes at him. "I was trying to escape from you and Faramir, if it wasn't that obvious." He sighed. "I am here for your protection. If you run off, you are not permitting me to do my job." Just then Trisher rode up. I thought I had lost her and her guard too. I was having a bad day.
"Aiii!" Trisher screeched as her horse tumbled into the thick forest where my guard and I were in. Her guard was right on her tail, and by the looks of it, Trisher had been yelling like that the entire time. She sort of … stumbled off her horse, looking rather dazed. Then she saw me. If looks could kill… I'd been dead a long time ago.
"What do you think you were doing!" she yelled. "Taking off like that! You dork!"
I yelled right back. "I'm already getting the 3rd degree from my guard so you can lay off!"
"Fine! I will!"
"You do that!" Trisher and I stared at each other for a minute, and then got over our egos. "Fine." Trisher said. "Just don't do that again, otherwise I will kill you next time."
"Okay." I said.
"We'll make camp for the night then." Trisher froze. Trisher doesn't like bugs, and this forest looked like it was a metropolis for bugs and spiders.
"Here?" she asked.
"It's either here or a place that the Rangers use." My guard said. "But we'd have to ride at night, and even though Sauron is defeated, this wood isn't completely safe."
"Let's go to the Ranger place." Said Trisher
"No." my guard said. "It is my decision, and you are going stay here."
"Who do you think you are?" I asked him. "Last time I checked, I was still capable of making up my own mind! Plus, it's cold out here." I was right, it was getting really cold, and I was just wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
"Of course it's cold!" Trisher's guard said. "It's approaching the autumn season!" Yeah, like Trisher and I really know what season Middle Earth is in. "Here. I thought you would be irresponsible enough not to bring a cloak." My guard pulled a dark green cloak out of a saddlebag, and handed it to me. I begrudgingly accepted it. My guard sighed. "If you promise not to take off again, I suppose we can go to the Ranger's place." My guard lead the way, we were walking, and leading our horses along beside us. Trisher and I were walking by each other, talking.
"I wonder if time stopped." I said.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
"Well, in the Chronicles of Narnia, whenever they went into Narnia, and came back, very little time elapsed. And I was wondering if maybe I'll wake up in front of my computer, or whatever."
"Huh. I really don't know." Said Trisher
"Number 3!"
"Number adultery!" – The Blue Notebook by Trisher Nicole (edited by Paige)