Kyonkyon06: Wow…I haven't posted anything in a while…Well, this story is supposed to be very random, so…Expect anything! At some times, it'll be funny, other's it'll be stupid. I may even add some angst, or something. Just whatever I feel like at the moment. So…Here it goes!

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket! Why do people even bother asking?

Warnings: Swearing, Oocness, and randomnessity!

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Yuki sighed, "Just another day at school…" He walked through the school doors, and walked to his locker. He took the things out of his bag that were necessary, he put his bag away, and walked to his homeroom. As Yuki walked through the halls, all of the girls just giggled, and walked away. "Hmm…I wonder what's up…?"

Just as he walked through the door to his room, Hatsuharu showed up, "Haru? What are you doing here? Don't you have class?"

"Um…I have to show you something…" Hatsuharu said, "But you're not gonna like it…" Yuki just followed Hatsuharu back through the halls silently, "Here…" Hatsuharu handed Yuki a photo.

Yuki looked at it, and his eyes went wide, "What…?" It was a picture of him in a bikini, "What the hell is this…? You can tell this isn't even me! Who did this?" Yuki ordered.

"Well…" Hatsuharu chuckled, "Your brother did…But I actually think it's pretty cute, if you ask me…"

"Gah! What the hell is everyone's problem!" Yuki screamed, and stomped through the halls, looking for Ayame. Once he spotted his brother, Yuki grabbed him by the throat, "I'm going to kill you, Ayame…"

Ayame just laughed, "Now now, Yuki! There is nothing wrong with being embarrassed!" Yuki tightened his grip around his brother's throat.

"I'm not embarrassed…" Yuki growled, "I just want to know what the hell you were thinking! That isn't even me! You just put my face on some picture!" Yuki screamed. Suddenly, Kyo ran up and jumped on Yuki, making him land on the ground.

Kyo held up one of the pictures, "What the hell are you doing, looking so cute in a bathing suit!" He shouted. Kyo sat down on Yuki, "You're not supposed to be that cute!" Everyone's eyes went wide, "Shit…Now they know…" Kyo glared down at Yuki, "See what you did by looking so damn cute!" Then Kyo stood up and ran off.

"Well, that was odd…" Yuki said, as he stood up, and walked back to his classroom, forgetting about his brother, "Why is my life so crazy…?" he asked himself.

Suddenly Rin showed up, "Because you're a Jack Ass!" and then she disappeared again. Yuki just stood there in confusion, then shook his head, and walked to his seat.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Yuki. That's not your seat anymore." The teacher stated, "You have to share a seat with Kyo now."

"Eh…?" He sighed, "Fine…Whatever…It's not like this day can get any weirder…" All of a sudden Kyo walked into the classroom, wearing the girls uniform, "I was sadly mistaken…"

"You're not the only one that can be cute, ya rat!" Kyo scolded. Then he walked over to the desk, and sat down on Yuki's lap.

Yuki groaned, "What the hell is wrong with this school…?" Then Hatori showed up, "Wait…It was you, wasn't it…?"

Hatori laughed, "You know how I can suppress memories, right? Well, I can also hypnotize people!" He cackled, as he walked over to the teacher, swung something in front of her face, and suddenly she started jumping up and down like a monkey.

"WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYONE'S PROBLEM!" Yuki screamed, as he ran out of the school, and headed back home to where he thought there would be peace…

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Kyonkyon06: Well, I hope that was interesting! Oh, and one more thing to say…Review or die!-mechanical laughter-