Why hello! This is my first humor/parody fanfic 'cause of ultimate boredom! Hope you appreciate it and review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and the sayings(?)
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SPOOFS
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-Somewhere at the training grounds-
Sasuke and Naruto are sparring until Sakura emerged from the bushes panting and seemingly exhausted.
"Sakura-chan, are you alright? You look like a… mess" Sakura paid him no attention.
"Sasuke-kun! Have you heard the very shocking news?"
"Hn"
"What's the news Sakura-chan?" She faced Naruto.
"There were two drunken bald men…" She panted.
"Eh? How was that related to the news?" Naruto was confused so he looked at Sasuke. Heck, even Sasuke quirked an eyebrow in confusion.
"They were found dead this morning!"
"Really? Who killed them? Did they found the suspect yet?" She shook her head.
"It was… They…"
"Hn?"
"Sakura-chan?"
"They pulled each other's hair!" Both Sasuke and Naruto fainted.
"Eh?" She looked lost. "Was it really that alarming?"
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-At the Ichiraku stall-
Naruto was peacefully slurping his ramen when Kiba entered the stall.
"Hey idiot" Naruto choked on his ramen and glared at Kiba.
"Hey mutt-face" Kiba went red.
"Don't call me that stupid"
"No, you are the stupid one" Naruto turned back to his ramen.
"Stupid!"
"You are stupid"
"Stu- Wait, why don't we take this bickering into a challenge?" Kiba asked full of pride.
"Fine, what kind of challenge?" Naruto put his chopsticks down and fully faced Kiba.
"The one who can say the most intelligent sayings would win!"
"Fine with me. I'll start, 'An apple a day is seven apples a week!'" Naruto said smirking but Kiba erupted laughing. "What?" Naruto asked, pissed.
"You're stupid! Take this one, 'Birds of the same feather makes a good feather duster'" Now it was Naruto's turn to laugh. "Shut up!"
"Hahahaha, that was funny. Here, 'When the cat is away, the mouse is alone'" Naruto said once again smirking.
"'If others can do it, don't help'. Beat that!"
"'Do unto others what they paid for'"
"'A family that prays together has only one rosary!'" Kiba wore a smug face for his witty comeback.
"The-"
"OH THE BURNING YOUTH IN YOU TWO! I ADMIRE YOUR GOOD SAYINGS BUT MY SAYING WILL DEFEAT YOURS!" Lee exclaimed during a 'nice guy' pose.
"Well then, tell us!" Kiba, although still twitching at the sparkling teeth. Naruto just manage to nod.
"OKAY!" Kiba and Naruto listened carefully. "'Virginity is like a bubble, one prick all gone!'" Lee exclaimed dramatically while Kiba and Naruto fell from their chairs.
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-In the class of Konohamaru at the Ninja Academy-
"Okay class, your Science teacher is absent so Kurenai-sensei will take over so please be quiet. Here she is" Iruka explained while the class whined. Kurenai entered while Iruka exited.
"So class," Kurenai flipped the pages of the lesson plan given to her. "Have you learned the different formulas?" A chorus of bored 'Yes' was heard. Well then I will ask you questions, is that alright?"
"NO!" The students sent panicked gazes to their friends in class while Kurenai just shrugged.
"You!" Kurenai pointed at Konohamaru who stood up. "Give me the formula of water"
"H I J K L M N O" Konohamaru called out the letters one by one. Kurenai gave him a puzzled look.
"What is that?" She asked at the boy who was now descending towards the board.
"This, sensei" Konohamaru wrote the letters on the board.
"That's stupid" One student muttered which caused Moegi, Udon and Konohamaru send him a glare. Konohamaru faced Kurenai.
"Sensei, Kimi-sensei told us yesterday the formula of water is H to O!" Konohamaru protested and the entire class and Kurenai sweatdropped
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Ah… the effects of ultimate boredom! Just review readers… Thank you…