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Just Dropping In

-Chapter 3-

-Last Time-

And like that the pair vanished into the pile of fabric again as it started shifting around even more wildly, the grunting intensifying as it did.

Watching this go on for a solid minute, neither Nemuri's or Aizawa's expressions changed as the former slowly pulled the door back shut.

"Well… I guess they get along after all."

-And Now, several minutes later-

"Oh, so you two were just wrestling huh?" Nemuri asked, taking a seat on a small recliner as she smirked at the red-faced and sweating duo who were once again sitting on either side of the couch, whether their flustered appearances were from their exertion or embarrassment unclear. "I must say, that looked quite the intense session."

"Get your mind out of the gutter you wannabe stripper," Rumi shot out with a sour look while wiping the sweat off her face with a rag, her ears twitching in irritation as the purplette's smirk widened. "Did you honestly think we were doing that of all things? What do you take me for?"

"Well, you are part rabbit."

"I will kick you."

"Aw, what's wrong, did someone miss their morning carrot?"

"That's it! I'm gonna-"

"Both of you stop it," Aizawa cut in, leaning against the front door while giving both women a dull glare before pinching the bridge of his nose with a tired sigh when Rumi flopped back down with a huff and Nemuri pouted. "It was an easily mistaken situation, that's all there is to it, let's move on."

"Yes, please, let's." Naruto added in, his face looking ready to melt from how red it was as he did the exact opposite and avoided looking at either of the women.

"Fiiiine… spoilsport." The adult-themed heroine muttered with a nod as she kept pouting. However, internally she was grinning like a loon as she imagined all the future teasing she could do with this goldmine that had been dropped onto her.

"Good, now that that has been dealt with, we can get back to the actual reason we are here." Walking over to the couch, the scruffy man abruptly dropped all the bags he was carrying onto Naruto's lap.

"Thanks?" The whiskered blonde said unsurely as he idly peaked in a bag to see some t-shirts and jeans before blinking as a large stack of paperwork was set on top of the pile. "What're those?"

"Highschool enrollment papers," Aizawa stated bluntly, rolling his eyes when he saw the teen freeze up upon hearing the word 'Highschool'. "I expect you to read through them and have made a choice by-"

"Oh hell no!" Naruto cut the man off while shoving everything on his lap onto the floor. "There is no way you're making be go back to school, I already graduated from the academy back home."

"Uh-huh, is that so? Then would you mind showing me your diploma to prove that?" Aizawa asked rhetorically, causing the blonde to pause again.

"Uhhh…"

"As I thought," Grabbing his scarf, the tired looking man seemingly causally flicked his wrist causing the cloth to shoot out and wrap around the fallen paperwork. Then, with another flick, he hoisted said paperwork into his grasp and held it back out to the blonde. "Without proof of graduation or a suitable legal reason, you are required by law as a minor to attend to some form of sanction educational courses."

"And I said no, I had enough of that classroom crap when I was twelve," Naruto stated while smacking the papers aside, missing the looks he got from all the other occupants in the room. "Besides, I'll probably be back home by tomorrow at the latest so what's even the point?"

That question actually seemed to throw the scruffy hero for a loop as he didn't respond right away this time, seeming to contemplate what to say for a moment.

*Poof* However, during that moment, everyone's attention was snapped towards the small cloud of smoke that suddenly appeared in the middle of the room. Instantly on edge, Nemuri and Aizawa started to get in defensive stances…

…Only to end up blinking in confusion when they saw a basketball sized red skinned toad wearing a yakuza jacket and holding a scroll in its hands.

Ignoring the pair of confused stares, the amphibian idly looked around the room for a few moments before croaking happily when his gaze settled on Naruto.

"Sennin-san, I have Hokage-sama's response from your last message." He said with while holding the scroll out towards the whiskered teen.

"Sweet!" Grinning widely, Naruto immediately took the offered roll of parchment and in turn gave the toad a small box of pocky he had in his pocket. "Thanks for helping me out Gamakuchi."

"Of course Sennin-san ribbit, it was no problem." The now named Gamakuchi said with a bow as he eagerly munched on his newly acquired sweets before vanishing in another burst of smoke.

…

'What the hell just happened?' Nerumi and Aizawa unknowingly thought at the same time, question marks blinking around their heads as their eyes flickered from where the toad had vanished to Naruto as he unrolled the scroll and back again. Sure both of them had seen just as weird or even weirder things than a talking toad appearing from thin air, but the sheer randomness of it just left them both baffled.

"Huh, that was faster than you said it would be," Rumi said before quirking a brow when she saw the other two Pro-Hero's gazes to shift over to her. "What? Is there something on my face?"

"Toad, not surprised, why not?" Nemuri asked bluntly while pointing to the empty space Gamakuchi had briefly inhabited.

"Oh that? Naruto said he has some blood contract thingy with toads so he can call them to his side whenever he needs something," The rabbit woman explained with wave of her hand. "He did so last night before we went to bed to send a message back home to tell some chick called Tsu-something what happened to him. This is probably her response."

"Ah, got it." The purplette said with a nod as again, while strange it was definitely not the strangest thing she'd heard or seen.

As the two women were chatting, Aizawa let his attention drift back to Naruto, though he did make sure to listen to the whole conversation and add Toad Summoning to his mental list of the blonde's abilities.

However, upon noticing the annoyed look on the whiskered teen's face as his eyes darted all over the scroll, the scruffy hero found his curiosity peeked. Stepping over to Naruto's side and reading over the blonde's shoulder, a tiny victorious grin found itself worming its way onto Aizawa's lips.

Naruto, I don't know how the hell you manage to always get yourself into these messes though I am glad that you are at least alright. We're working on figuring out what exactly happened this time and how to get you back but it's probably gonna take a while so for the meantime I want you to behave yourself and try to learn whatever you can about where you ended up. And keep in touch, I want at least one report a day from you, even if it's just to tell me that you're still okay.

-Tsunade

PS: I know it's probably pointless to say this but at least TRY to stay out of trouble. I mean it, if I find out you did something super stupid again I swear I'll punt your ass to the moon.

"So… what were you saying about not needing to go to school?" The tired hero asked, earning an exasperated sigh from Naruto as the blonde hung his head in defeat while he the scroll back up and stuffed it into his pocket.

"Just give me the stupid papers." He muttered grumpily, swiping the stack of enrollment sheets from the man before going over to and flopping onto the couch, slowly reading through the stack with a scowl while ignoring the smug look Rumi was now sending him.

"Good, my work here is done," Walking out the front door as he spoke, Aizawa stopped just before closing the door and glanced back into the room. "I have a feeling we will be seeing much of each-other in the future so a word of advice… don't waste my time again."

*Slam*

…

"I'm gonna prank him so badly." Naruto muttered under his breath after a brief silence.

"As amusing as that may be to see, I don't think you should be so upset with ol scruffy mcgrumps," Nemuri said as she stood up from her seat and headed for the door as well. "He may act all cold and mean, but he's just trying to help out… in his own way at least."

"And what way would that be? The way of the complete jackass?" The whiskered blonde asked sarcastically, causing both women to burst out in laughter.

"Now that's a burn!" Rumi chuckled out while slapping her thigh.

"Hehehehe, yeah, pretty much," The purplette said between fits of giggles, wiping a tear from her eye as she struggled to get her breathing back under control. "Anyway, I have to get going as well, got patrols to walk, criminals to arrest, stuff like that. See you both later."

And with that she was gone as well, leaving the blonde and whitette pair all alo-

"Oh, and before I forget," Nemuri said as the door popped open and her head peeked through with a mischievous grin. "I call dibs on being the godmother." *Slam*

And with that the purplette was ACTUALLY gone, leaving a stunned and brightly blushing Naruto and Rumi to gape at the doorway for several moments.

"…She's never gonna let that go, is she?" Naruto asked once he snapped out of his shock.

"No, no she will not," Rumi groaned out miserably, her blush already faded away as she palmed her face. "I still don't get how they could think we were having sex though. I mean come on, we literally just met each-other last night."

"I know, and it's not like we were getting along, you made me piss myself for Kami's sake." Naruto added, earning a brief sour look from the bunny woman.

"I said I was sorry," She grumbled with a huff as she crossed her arms before suddenly smirking. "Besides, even if we were doing that, there is no way some brat like you could get me that worked up."

Now it was Naruto's turn to look annoyed as his head snapped around to send Rumi a scalding glare. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Oh nothing, just that a cute little virgin boy like you would have more luck getting a rock aroused then me." The bunny-eared woman said haughtily.

Eyebrow twitching rapidly as veins bulged on his forehead and his cheeks pure red, Naruto's hand shot out like a rochet and grabbed Rumi's shirt before pulling her in close so they were eye to eye. "I'll have you know I spent three years learning under a self-proclaimed super pervert. Thanks to him and those stupid books he made me help him write I know more ways to get a chick off then you have hair on your head. You would be the one struggling to even keep up."

"Knowledge means nothing without experience."

"And how much 'experience' do you have huh?"

"That is none of your business."

"Ha! You're just saying that because you haven't gotten laid either, aren't you?"

"What?! I am not!"

"Are so! Admit it virgin girl~!"

"That's it! I'm gonna snap you like a twig!" Rumi yelled, tackling the blonde to the floor with a raised fist.

-Thirty minutes of brutal pummeling and harsh insults later-

"Well," Rumi started with a groan in a slightly nasally voice as she laid on the floor of her now wrecked living room, her whole body covered in fresh bruises and a small trickle of blood oozing down her nostrils. Despite all that though, she had a big smile on her lips as she slowly turned her head to an equally battered Naruto laying a few feet away. "That was fun."

"If you say so," The whiskered blonde muttered tiredly, massaging the side of his jaw while spitting out a mouthful of blood. "I think you knocked some of my teeth out."

"Definitely got at least one of them," The bunny woman stated, raising her fist up to show the incisor embedded in her knuckles which Naruto plucked free before stuffing back in its rightful spot in his mouth. "Gross, you know that has my blood on it?"

"I've dealt with worse," Naruto said with a shrug as he sat up and slowly got back on his feet. Stumbling a bit until he managed to regain his bearings, the blonde shuffled over to the whitette and held out a hand. "We good?"

Looking at the hand for a few seconds with a contemplative expression before nodding and taking the hand, a smile spreading across her lips as she was hoisted up to a standing position. "Yeah, we're good."

"Great," The whiskered blonde said with a grin of his own, which quickly turned sheepish as he looked around at the thoroughly thrashed living room. "Sorry about the mess."

"Meh, don't be, it's just as much my fault as it is yours," Rumi stated, waving off the teen's apology as she started to stretch a bit, several of her joints cracking loudly in the process. "Besides, there's nothing quite like a good old-fashioned brawl to work out one's anger. None of that pansy ass talking it out bull."

Naruto couldn't help but nod in agreement, honestly feeling much better despite his many bruises and still missing tooth.

"That said, you are still helping me clean all this up."

"Fair enough, Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" In a puff of smoke, three duplicates of the whiskered came into existence and quickly got to work tidying up the place.

"Heh, I almost forgot you could do that," Rumi said with a short chuckle before flopping onto the couch once the clones un-flipped it, the original blonde joining her a few moments later after he reluctantly scooped up the discarded enrollment forms. "So, any idea which school you're gonna go to?"

"Preferably none of them but that's not an option apparently." Naruto grumbled, earning another chuckle from the off-duty heroine.

"Amen to that," She said while leaning back in her seat. "I was never much a fan of school myself, what with having to sit in those damnable uncomfortable chairs."

"All those stupid rules that are impossible to remember." The blonde added with a roll of his eyes.

"Can't forget the nosy teacher's pets always telling you what to do." Rumi muttered, earning a nod of agreement from Naruto.

"Or the teachers themselves, like the ones that act all snobby and treat you like an idiot just because you made a single mistake."

"Ugh, those are the worst, yet still nowhere near as bad as-"

""Those boring lectures that just never seem to end!"" Naruto and Rumi said at the same time with simultaneous groans as they seemed to deflate in their seats, just the memory of said lectures being enough to sap their energy. After a moment though, Rumi popped back up like a spring as she swiped the papers from Naruto and looking through them before tossing all but one of them over her shoulder.

"You should definitely go with this one." She said while handing the last pamphlet back to the whiskered blonde.

Quirking a brow, Naruto glanced at the forms curiously, just long enough to learn that the name of the school was UA, before returning his attention back to the bunny woman with a look of mild suspicion. "…Why?"

"Well for one, it's the best damn hero school in the country, not to mention way more fun than regular schools, and with my recommendation you are practically guaranteed a spot." Rumi stated factually, gotta love those perks as a top 10 hero.

"…Okay, that great and all but-"

"And did I forget to mention that Aizawa just so happens to work there as a teacher?" The whitette cut Naruto off with a mischievous grin, causing the blonde to pause for a moment before an identical smirk spread across his own lips.

"You got a pen?"

-Meanwhile-

*Achoo* "Dammit." Standing just outside a large H shaped building wrapped up in a large yellow sleeping bag, Aizawa grumbled quietly under his breath as he wiped his nose. 'My annoyance sense is tingling, that brat must've signed up for here after all.'

It was what he'd been hoping for sure, but that didn't stop the feeling of dread the man felt as he went off to get ready for the no doubt many, MANY, headaches that were to come in the school year.

-End Chapter-

AN: A lot of people kept PMing me, asking me 'Curious, why did you have Naruto tell these guys about Chakra, the villages, and such? Shouldn't he keep that stuff a secret?' Well, to answer a question with a question, what would you do if someone asked you about what cellphones were, or cars, or dogs? To put simply, these 'secrets' Naruto would be keeping are literally just common knowledge that everyone should know, so as far as he's concerned Naruto would have literally no reason to keep it to himself.

Now to answer a few questions I'll probably be asked about this chapter. A: Aizawa wanting Naruto at UA? That's pretty simply, because he wants the blonde under constant observation and to keep him safe once people learn of his vast array of abilities (given the whole quirk limitations thing). B: Why are Rumi and Naruto suddenly getting along at the end? That's because both are rather similar in attitude and personality, so it's reasonable to think that like Naruto, Rumi would prefer to just vent out in a fight before calling it even.

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