Well I guess its been too long... but good news is my writers block has finally broke! 'stupid muses.....' Anyway after the long vacation they went on to Japan they have returned and are ready to work! So lets get on with the story and sorry for taking forever to update. Oh yes hope you like Relena bashing.

Disclaimer: I asked for Gundam Wing for Christmas but no I don't own Gundam Wing.

Madness, Insanity, and Out of Control

Chapter 3- Shocking Isn't It?

Sitting wrapped in about a million towels Duo and Heero sat complaining and, dare I say, plotting.

"Hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooo!!! Where are you?" A loud high pitched mirror breaking voice screamed out. The Terrible Relena was there. Poking around the door, Relena spotted Heero amongst the many towels he was trying to hide under. "Oh there you are Heero. Would you like to go to the beach with me?"

"No. Go away and leave me alone! I have a girlfriend for goodness sakes. Go to the beach with Duo or Quatre or anyone but me!" Heero cried out surprising both Relena and Duo.

"You have a what?!" Duo cried out. "When did this happen? Who is she?"

"You're just kidding aren't you Heero. Aren't you?" Relena asked nervously.

"No I'm not joking. Get the hell out of here. I never want to see your face again unless it's dead with a bullet I shot through it!" Heero said emotionlessly going into Zero System mode. Relena backed up slowly. Nearing the door she tripped and Heero pulled out his gun and shot just inches above where she last had been. Screaming Relena ran out the door and down the driveway.

"He-Heero... You're scaring me. Pu-put that away will ya?" Duo stammered. Now very, very scared for his life and the sanity of his friend.

"What was Heero shooting at this time?" Quatre, Trowa, and Wufie ran into the room. Looking at the whimpering Duo and the obviously insane Heero. Putting two and two together, the three boys tackled Heero down and took away his gun. Tyeing him tightly to a chair so he could cause no bodily harm, the boys began to interrogate Duo.

"He just went berserk on Relena (Who can blame him??) and he said he had a girlfriend." Being very stunned and half in shock the words were barely audible. Twitching slightly Trowa lead Duo to his room to lie down. Upon returning, the living room looked like it was hit by a tornado. Over turned furniture, ripped pillows, feathers everywhere. No Heero or Pilots to be found. Looking out the door he could see the other two boys chasing after a deranged Heero heading off in the Beach direction.

Looking around the room again Trowa sighed and began straighting out the room. "It's about time he cracked. Being driven insane and this unbearable heat. I only wish I knew who would be next to crack."

Meanwhile, Wufie and Quatre had finally manged to catch up with the insane boy and were trying desperately to stop him. Having no such luck, Heero found Relena within two minutes of arriving at the beach.

Dun Dun Dun!

Yes I know it's short. My mind has decided to go back to being on Writer Block mode. I'll make it up to you though. Anyway R&R. See you!