A/N: Well thank you all for your reviews. Of course I went easy on Relena this time around but I won't next time around hint hint. Just to let you know my evil plots for this story are beginning to grow thin so I need you, my lovely reviewers and readers to tell me what you want seen within here. As well if you're worried about there being no plot there really is one... its just hidden. If this chapter doesn't make sense then tell me and I will redo it. Anyway on with the chappy! (P.S. Sorry it took me so long to update.)

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing.

Madness, Insanity, and Out of Control
Chapter 5 – Prank Day


Arriving back at the safe house, the boys split up and went as far away from each other as humanly possible. Duo was locked in his room with his stereo cranked and was writing in a small flame coloured book with the title Duo's Evil Pranks. Quatre sat reading a novel while listening to Trowa play the flute in the living room. Wufie was (surprise, surprise) playing with his many katana. And dear sweet Heero was reading his one hundred new e-mails, most of which were either spam or uh . . . subscriptions, all that is except one from Dr. J. Quickly deleting the spam, Heero then proceeded to read the message from Dr. J informing him of their next assignment.

Ten minuets later found Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufie leaving the house with twenty bags of equipment. All of them found time to tell Duo in their own way to leave the house standing in one piece till they get back. Duo being Duo had his fingers crossed behind his back.

Pulling out his wondrous book of evil pranks, Duo was underway for the return of the others the following day. While setting up his prank on Heero, Duo, narrowly avoided losing a leg. Slowly but surely the pranks were set up and the cunning boy waited patently for the following day.

Mid-afternoon the following day the boys arrived home expecting the house to not be there anymore or having to bail Duo out of jail. Of course the house is in tact but something just didn't seem right. The boys shuddered at the calmness of the house.

"Duo. We're home. You here?" Quatre yelled into the stillness. At the summoning by Quatre, Duo came around the corner with a small smile on his face. The boys grew very worried.

"Welcome home. I was just making lunch. Anyone want anything?" Duo offered, while taking some of the bags that were handed to him.

"Yes, sure. Food..." Heero replied in an exhausted voice. Wufie stared at Heero like he was crazy for accepting food from Duo.

"I'm going to my room." Wufie proclaimed as he lugged some of the bags to his room and disappeared. The others followed suit and left for their own rooms. While Duo slunked quietly out of the house and disappeared.

Heero's P.O.V.

Slowly opening several locks and shuting off about five alarm systems Heero entered his room to see his room covered in bright pink streamers, posters with pictures of Relena, banners with "Heero loves Relena" all over the place. Heero fell over in shock and overwhelming amount of pink in his face.

Quatre's P.O.V.

Walked into his room, oblivious to the redecorating that had happened, and went straight over to his answering machine to see 39 messages awaiting him. Pressing the play button Quatre finally looked up and saw the horror awaiting him, followed by the yelling message left by one of his sisters. "Quatre! How could you! Did you think we would not find out how you've been spending some of your money? For goodness sakes Quatre, I thought we raised you better then that! Looking at that sort of stuff. That's it, I'm coming over there to visit, actually we're all going to come. See you soon Quatre. You had better have a good explanation for this. See you on Sunday. Good-bye."

Quatre was staring at horror at what his sister had just said and stared at the new posters decorating his room. Falling unconscious while trying to figure what he would tell his sisters, the answering machine kept playing angry, crying sister messages.

Trowa's P.O.V.

Trowa entered his room fully expecting some sort of food item to come flying at him, but instead as soon as the door was opened, a loud explosive alarm went off. . . well actually more like the twelve most annoying alarm system alarms were blaring at full volume all around the room with no visible means of turning it off. Trowa was blown over by the sound of it.

Wufie's P.O.V.

Dumping his stuff on his bed, Wufie walked over to a cabinet on the wall holding all of his precious swords. All of them seemed to be there and not wreaked in anyway. Though his calender with elegant looking eagles soaring in the picture, was in a different place then he originally had it. Moving over to put it back in place, he noticed that this whole week he had something on the go but he could not remember ever filling it in. Taking a closer look Wufie discovered that he had a date with a girl every single night. Staring very hard at the calender now crumpled in his fist, he reached the only conclusion he could.

About five seconds later all through out the house "Duo! Omea o Karisue!" was heard being screamed by four different voices.

A/N: well what do you think? Yes I know it doesn't make any sense did it? Sorry, I was just trying to get it down so I could post it. Anyway R&R! Cya!