Chapter 2: Shichinintai
The gang was traveling in the woods, searching for any signs of Naraku. They came upon a castle that was completely destroyed. Kagome kept wondering out loud to what might have happened. Sango wished for once she would just shove a sock in it!
Her wish was granted when a cannon blast shot through the walls. They all easily dodged it, except for Kagome, because InuYasha pushed her out of the way.
"Who's there?" InuYasha demanded.
There was a chuckle, and a girl- no wait, boy emerged from the forest. "Wow, you are cute!" the strange man cried.
InuYasha just stared at him. "What did you say?"
The man gave a little squeal. "You're even cuter when you're confused! I'm Jakotsu by the way. Jakotsu of the Shichinintai. And these are my brothers." Three more men appeared behind Jakotsu. One was half robot, one was bald with a bandana coving his head, and the other one had long metal claws.
"Shichinintai? What's that?" Kagome asked.
"I've heard of them before," Sango told them. "They're a band of mercenaries that kill everyone in their path."
Jakotsu laughed.
"What's so funny?" Miroku snapped, trying to sound tough.
Jakotsu looked at him for a moment. "I'm more evil than you are!" he taunted.
Miroku had a dumb look on his face. "Huh?"
The bald man groaned. "Jakotsu, please. Don't start this again!"
Jakotsu ignored him. "You know that taste you get when you drink sake right after you eat soap?"
"Ugh! I hate that!" Miroku answered in a disgusted voice. Everyone looked at him.
"I love it!" Jakotsu smirked, and Miroku let out a dramatic gasp. "Do like puppies?"
Miroku nodded.
"Well I kick them!" Jakotsu cried laughing. Miroku almost started sobbing. "You know that muffin I just gave you?"
Miroku, who suddenly had a muffin and was cuddling it, shook his head. "No… you didn't…"
Jakotsu had the scariest expression on his face. "Yes. I dropped it on the floor!"
"NOOOO!" Miroku cried.
There was a long period of silence. InuYasha looked at Miroku. "You ate soap?" he asked in a dry voice. When Miroku didn't answer, he turned to Jakotsu. "Look pal, you're making no sense at all! Are you working for Naraku?"
Jakotsu just stared at him blankly. "Na-hoo-da?" The rest of the Shichinintai looked just as dumb-faced.
"It seems they don't know who Naraku is." Miroku remarked
Jakotsu and InuYasha immediately started fighting. Jakotsu was hard to match with that bending sword of his.
"He's really strong!" Kagome cried. "How can his sword bend? It's like a snake!"
Jakotsu flung his sword at InuYasha. He looked like he wasn't going to be able to block it. Sango acted quickly and threw the Hiraikotsu
Jakotsu had to duck backwards as if he were doing the limbo to dodge the huge boomerang. "Baka! Die!" Jakotsu shouted.
"Having problems Jakotsu?" said a voice. Everyone turned to see a young man with a huge halberd standing in the castle doors.
Jakotsu grunted. "No, I'm doing just fine big brother!" but he was obviously looking desperate, for the man smirked and began running towards InuYasha. They clashed swords and began fighting immediately.
"Who are you?" InuYasha demanded. The man smirked. "You're worst nightmare!" he pushed InuYasha back and came in for another attack. InuYasha barely dodged it.
Renkotsu rode Ginkotsu over to the others and shot a cannon blast at them. It hit right in the middle of them, creating an explosion that knocked them all to the side. Sango hit the ground and was knocked out.
The Shichinintai wrapped things up pretty quickly after that. Renkotsu shot his fire thingy that created a diversion. They burst through the castle walls on Ginkotsu. They were able to escape, and they took Sango with them.
"Hey, Renkotsu?" Jakotsu whispered to Renkotsu. "Why do we have to take that woman along with us? What good would she do?"
"Bankotsu ordered us to take one of the women from InuYasha's group," Renkotsu replied in a low voice. "He wants to set a trap, so we need bait."
Suikotsu looked confused, "but Renkotsu, wouldn't it make more sense to take InuYasha's woman instead of the monk's?"
"He'll come either way." Bankotsu assured him, over hearing their conversation. "And I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to listen to InuYasha's whiney little woman cry the whole time."
"Yeah, I guess that makes sense…" Jakotsu said as he looked over at Sango, who was still unconscious. "I still don't like her though"
A.N. Hey srry i forgot to add an authors note to the first chapter! Oopsie! Anyhoo, i hope u like my stroy so far! Ya as i was saying in teh summary, this stroy will be very messed. Let's just say there a lot of things from Family Guy, Scary Movie 3, and I forget teh others... but ya... please R&R!