A/N: It's been forever since I have updated this fic. Sorry about the delay. Now that summer's over my brain is starting to work again. Hopefully I will get around to posting more often. Thank you very much for all the reviews I have gotten so far. Anyway here's chapter seven.

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing.

Madness, Insanity, and Out Of Control

Chapter 7 – Party Pooper

A few days after the prank disaster and the shock of Heero's girlfriend, we find our heroes lazing about in the coldest room in the safe house. Trowa and Quatre are sipping tea and having a quiet conversation in one corner of the room. Wufie is reading and sipping back cold water. Duo is sprawled out on the floor, in front of a fan, shirtless, with hair loose to flow out from behind his head. Heero is lying stretched out on the couch talking to his girlfriend like he had been for the last four hours. (Yes I know what I just said and I didn't go crazy)

". . . But baby, I don't want anything to do with her. . . Yes I realize it would be a great opportunity to get her to drop the lawsuit. . . What's that?. . . No! Baby don't break up with me!. . . Fine. I'll go. . . Of course I will bring the others. . . Okay. Love you Tenshi. Bye." Heero made a disgusted face as he hung up.

"What was that all about Heero?" Quatre asked looking over at the disturbed boy while he placed his tea cup on the table with a quiet clink.

"Yeah, and what are you dragging us to now?" Duo added questioningly.

"Relena's having her birthday party tonight and she asked Amy to tell us to come." Heero replied sullenly.

"That onna is pretty brave to invite you Heero." Wufie pointed out while he placed the book down to rest upon his knee.

"Whatever." Heero replied before getting up and heading out the door.

"What's eating him?" Duo asked everyone else in the room but they just shrugged in answer. With one last questioning glance at the door that Heero had disappeared through, Duo settled once more on the floor taking in the coolness of the fan.

Later that night the boys arrived at Relena's mansion dressed in their best suits. Quatre led the way up the stairway to the front door, the other's followed grumpily. Quatre rang the doorbell and waited. As the door opened, Relena sat there in a wheelchair smiling at the boys.

"Hello! So glad you could all make it!" The former Queen said with the air that what she said was well rehearsed. It probably was. "Please come in."

The boys shuffled past her nodding and muttering their thanks. Upon entering the ball room the boys split up. Quatre and Trowa went over to ask Dorothy and Cathy to dance. Wufie scowled and went to get himself something to eat. Duo said something about needing to liven the party up a little and headed off to where the large punch bowl was. Heero treaded slowly over to where his girlfriend was. Unfortunately that meant talking to Relena.

"Ah, there you are Heero darling." Amy said as he drew closer. Obediently Heero took his place beside her and gave her a small kiss but made sure Relena could see. Pulling away he glanced over and was pleased to see that Relena had a jealousy written all over her face.

"So what was it you were saying, Amy?" Relena asked trying to bring attention back to the conversation he had obviously just interrupted.

"Oh yes. Well I was thinking that you could maybe help me out a bit. I'm trying to get this dress made and I can't find anyone who has the time or the expertise to make it." Amy replied in a somewhat annoyed voice.

"Would you ladies like something to drink?" Heero interrupted just as Relena was about to respond.

"Yes, please." Relena answered courtly.

"Amy?" Heero said turning to his girlfriend.

"No. That's alright Heero. I'll get some later. Thank-you." Amy replied sophisticatedly. Heero nodded in acknowledgment and left the girls.

"Seems like Heero's having fun, eh Wuffers?" Duo commented to the less then thrilled Wufie.

"He looks miserable and stop calling me Wuffers or you'll lose your braid!" Wufie threatened. Duo just grabbed his braid protectively.

"You're just jealous that your hair isn't as beautiful as mine." Duo said then stuck out his tongue.

"Stop being so immature." Heero said popping out of nowhere causing the two bickering boys to jump. "Listen Duo. I need a favor."

"Heero needing a favor from me? This is different. Sure, I'll bite. What you need?" Duo asked.

"I know you brought some alcohol with you to spike the punch. I'm wondering if you have any left that I can have." Heero pleaded. Wufie stood there shocked and Duo looked at Heero like he had lost his marbles.

"I already spiked the punch." Duo stated.

"I know. But do you have any left?" Heero pleaded again. "It's for Relena. . . only she doesn't know it yet."

"Here." Duo said shocked at what Heero was doing. Duo reached into his suit jacket and pulled out a bottle half full.

"Thanks." Heero said taking it and moving over to the punch bowl.

The night passed quickly and the crazy level rose as the night progressed all thanks to Duo and his magic bottle of alcohol. Though Relena was a little more then tipsy by the time her speech came.

"Hello (hic) ladies and gentle. . . gentlemen. I, (hic) Relena, (hic) am celebrating my nineteenth (hic) birthday. I (hic) am oh so happy (hic) for the lovely gift of flying purple flamingo's. He he he he. I would also like (hic) to make mention that (hic) I am drunk. I would also (hic) also like to mention that (hic) I think boys are yucky insensitive jerks named Heero. And I'm now (hic) going to fall over." Relena concurred while giggling before passing out and falling into the arms of her brother.

"Well. . . uhhhh. . . umm. . . Thank you for coming." Zechs stuttered not quite sure what to say or make of the situation. There were important people all over the ball room doing anything but being civilized. "I would now like to ask you all to go home."

Slowly the drunk guests left leaving three very drunk pilots and one very sober pilot alone in the ball room talking to Zechs.

"Where exactly did Heero get too?" Zechs asked the sober Wufie.

"No idea. He was with Amy last time I check. . . Oh." Wufie fell silent as he realized where Heero had gone. "Right. Well. I'll be taking these three home. Night Zechs."

"Good night." Zechs answered as he helped Wufie the drunk guys into the vehicle they had come in.

When the boys arrived home they all went to their own rooms. . . or almost all of them made it to their rooms. Duo collapsed halfway up the stairs causing Wufie to trip and curse all the way down the stairs. Deciding it was safer, he just went and slept on the couch.

A/N: Yay! I finished writing this chapter! I'm sorry it took so long to update. Anyway hope to get chapter 8 up soon. Ja ne!