A/N: Hey long time no post, eh? Sorry bout that. My muses ran away as well I've been busy with school and I just got a job as well. Please put up with my horrible posting habits and enjoy the chapter. Anyway enjoy the chappy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing.

Madness, Insanity, and Out of Control
Chapter 8: No Order in the Court Part 1

Early the next morning, Heero walked in the front door in a daze. He couldn't remember anything that had happened at the party. Only what had happened after the party at Amy's house, and what a time that had been. A smile crept up onto his face as he remembered.

The sound of the phone ringing in the kitchen brought Heero back to reality. Wincing at the pain in his head the ring was causing, he dragged himself to the kitchen and picked up the phone.

"Hello... Speaking... You do realize how early it is... what was that... So what your saying is that there is absolutely no possible way for me to get out of this and even pleading insanity won't work... No, but... What do you mean you want a raise in payment? . . . What do you mean no one else wants this case because their scared of me? . . . Fine. You're fired! I'll do this myself... I don't need luck." Heero slammed the phone down on the receiver. "Quatre! Help!"

A few moments later a very out of breath Quatre walked into the kitchen. His hair was a mess and his shirt was unbuttoned. "What do you need, Heero?"

Heero blinked. "Where were you?"

"In the other room with Trowa playing cards. But I'm guessing that's not what you called me in here to ask." Quatre replied casually completely missing the look Heero was giving him.

"Uh right. Um Quatre I need your help. I sort of, kind of, umm . . . fired my lawyer in a fit of rage. Oh and apparently none of the other lawyers want my case at all . . . because they are sort of scared of me." Heero muttered then fell on his knees and groveled (yes I just said Heero groveled. What can I say? He's desperate.) "Please, please, please! You've got to help me!"

Quatre shifted nervously from foot to foot. Heero was acting very weird. No more then very weird . . . more like weird to the max and it scared Quatre to no end. Taking a quick scan of how far he was to the nearest exit, Quatre glanced back down at Heero. "Before I help you at all, please stop begging. It's scary."

"Right sorry." Heero responding as he stood up and faced Quatre a little more professionally.

"Now as for your problem I'll see what I can do. If I can't find anyone to take the case, then," Quatre paused and thought about what he was about to offer. Figuring it to be the only other option Quatre continued. "I will defend you in court. That is if it will be allowed considering I was there during the incident."

"Thank you Quatre!" Heero squealed. (Oi . . . I'm turning Heero into a girly boy. He's gonna kill me later either that or the Heero fangirls will...) Heero then happily bounded out of the room leaving Quatre to wonder in dismay at Heero's sanity.

"I just hope I didn't make a bad decision..." Quatre thought before returning to the other room to continue playing cards with Trowa.

----Court Day----

"Oh ya I made a bad decision." Quatre thought to himself as he and the others took their place in the court room. In the past few weeks Heero had gone from being the perfect soldier to being . . . well for lack of a better word. . . normal. Everyone in the safe house had tried to stay as far away from the deranged pilot as humanly possible, which proved futile. "At least I found a new lawyer for him. That's the only good thing. I just hope he comes back to his senses soon or the case is lost."

Quatre glanced down to where Duo, Trowa, and Wufei were leading Heero to the defendant's table. After assuring the lawyer Heero wasn't going to harm anything and after the lawyer moved his chair away from Heero by several inches, the judge came out and the court session began.

First to testify were a few witnesses that were at the beach with Relena. Then Wufei was up.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

"Do I believe in justice?" Wufei replied.

"Uh. . ."

"Yes."

"Right well then. State your name for the records."

"Chang Wufei." Wufei stated.

"Wufei you were present at the time of the incident is that correct?"

"Yes I was."

"In your own words explain what happened."

"Well it started when Relena broke into the house and found Heero. I was sitting in the tea room with Quatre and Trowa. We heard yelling and a gunshot. When we arrived at the scene Duo sat dumbfounded and Heero was out his mind. Trowa led Duo upstairs to his room after the three of us had tied Heero to a chair, took away his gun, and interrogated Duo. When Quatre and I were trying to decide what to do next Heero broke free of the chair and tried to make an escape. In the attempt he knocked over most of the furniture and gave me and Quatre several bruises and cuts. Finally he fled out the door and I gave chase with Quatre behind me.

When Heero arrived at the beach he immediately spotted Relena's pink chair, pink umbrella, pink towel, her very ugly pink bikini, and I think you get the point. Now not being in his right mind he became more violent." Wufei finished and took a deep breath.

The judge blinked. "Relena broke into your house? Sweet little angel Relena? We are talking about the Vice-Foreign Minister Relena right?"

"What rock have you been living under? She is no angel and never was. You are un-just if you cannot see that she is a bitch." Wufei protested.

The court took in a large intake of breath at the accusations against Relena. Relena looked pleased with herself for a second then changed to a look of outrage.

"Yes umm I think that is quite enough. Wufei please step down while I take this all in. There will be a half hour recess." The judge said before stepping off the podium thing and almost ran into the door in his rush to leave the court room.

A/N: Wow lots happened. And I am having tons of fun tormenting Heero. I would like to note that I am almost done this fic. There will only be a few more chapters. Then I may write a sequel if readers would really like me to. Laters!