Just a warning, Naraku is a little crazt in this chaptero.O I couldn't think of a name for this chapter... it;s too weird!

Chapter 16: …No Comment…

Kagura slid Naraku's door open, Kanna beside her. "Naraku? Are you in here?"

A Loud squeal of joy filled the room. Kagura and Kanna looked up and saw Naraku swinging on some monkey bars. He was wearing a bright pink dress with pink ribbons in his hair.

A sweat drop appeared on their heads. "What's with the dress?" Kagura asked.

Naraku jumped down and started laughing. "My monkey suit's in the dry cleaning!" he said in a girlish voice.

Kagura raised an eyebrow as Naraku twirled around him. "You're on crack again, aren't you?" she asked.

Naraku giggled, then grabbed Kanna's cheek. "Awww, look at the cute little girl!"

Kagura slowly backed out of the door "We'll just leave you to you're… girly business…" she turned around and headed calmly towards the door, but ran the rest of the way when Naraku let out a high-pitched scream. Kanna was right behind.

"NOOO!" Jakotsu wailed. He was kneeling over the remains of his mango, which someone had stepped on it. "Why?"

The others stood behind him, staring at him like he was mentally retarded… even though he was…

Sango walked up to him and punched him the head. "Pull yourself together Jakotsu, it's just a mango!"

Jakotsu let out a girly gasp. "How can you say that? Look at the poor thing!" he stuck the mango in Sango's face.

Sango immediately turned green. Her hair was standing on its ends. She grabbed her neck and fell over coughing and choking.

The rest of them watched in disbelief as she crawled across the floor. When she made it to the door, she immediately began gasping for breath.

The others took one look at Jakotsu's mango and almost puked. It was all squishy and wrinkly, and it was covered in mold and fungi.

Jakotsu looked at it and took a huge bite. "Mmm, not bad…" he said with his mouthful.

Bankotsu covered his mouth and tried not to barf. Renkotsu and Suikotsu just stared at him with disgust.

Then they could suddenly make out a visible orange mist that filled the room. It didn't take them long to figure out that it was the mango.

"Mango gas!" Bankotsu shouted. "Evacuate! Women and children first!" Then he spun around to a gagging noise.

Renkotsu was holding his neck and coughing. With one final cough, he fell to the floor and fainted.

"Man down!" Bankotsu called. He and Suikotsu held their breath and grabbed Renkotsu's arms. They dragged him along the floor.

Sango was waiting for them at the door, and she was wearing her poisonous gas mask. "Hurry!" she called. Once they were out, she closed the door, leaving Jakotsu behind.

He stood there for a moment, and then took a sniff. "It smells fine to me," he said shrugging his shoulders.

Just then Mukotsu opened the door. "Oooh! This would make some fine poison!" He opened one of his pots and began collecting the tainted air.

Jakotsu, Renkotsu, and Suikotsu sat by the campfire. Jakotsu had a burial for his mango and made every come.

"So Renkotsu," Suikotsu said, breaking the silence, "does Bankotsu know that you like Sango?"

Renkotsu shot Jakotsu an evil glare, but said nothing. Suikotsu raised an eyebrow.

"I'll take that as a yes." Then he looked up with a smirk. "You know, Bankotsu wouldn't be to happy if he ever found out…"

Renkotsu's eye twitched. He really didn't want to talk about it. "Could we please change the subject?" he mumbled.

Jakotsu sat in front of Renkotsu, with the campfire right behind him. "He's to embarrassed to talk about it!" he teased.

Suikotsu opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by a strange noise.

Almost instantly, the campfire behind Jakotsu exploded, followed by a horrible smell.

Renkotsu's hand flew to his nose. He was about to warn Suikotsu, but all that was left of him was the cloud of dust he left behind.

It didn't take long for Renkotsu to leap up and race after him. Jakotsu sat there. Why was everyone avoiding him?

A sudden pain in his butt interrupted his thoughts. He looked and saw that it had caught fire. With a loud shriek, he raced into the castle.

He sprinted into Bankotsu's room, and was so grateful that he was drinking sake.

Jakotsu grabbed the bucket and dumped it on his butt. Bankotsu stared at him.

"Hey, I was going to drink that!" he shouted. But Jakotsu didn't hear him. He let out a sigh of relief and decided it was time to go to bed.

SOB SOB! The poor mango! It never stood a chance! Oh, ya... sorry i like mangos OK? R&R