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OK, warning here. I was SUPER hyper when i wrote this chapter. LIke i'm talking do really crazy things hyper! And I did something crazy in this chapter...I added a new character! Let's just say he does a lot of things from family guy... so if u don't watch family guy... then ur weird

Chapter 19: Jakotsu's New Friend

Sango shot up in her bed. She was covered in sweat, and she felt tears in her eyes. She dreamed of Kohaku again, and how he died. It always seemed to be haunting her.

The thought of it made her start to cry. She hadn't realized how much she missed Kohaku. Sango hugged her knees and began to sob.

Hiten was walking by when he saw Sango sobbing in her room and smirked. It was perfect, but he would have to act fast or he would be caught. Quickly he sprinted down to his room.

When Hiten returned, he almost exploded when he saw that Sango was gone. He pounded his fist against the wall, which caused the room to shake a little.

Sango was tiptoeing down the hall, still quietly sobbing. When she reached a room, she slid the door open. Bankotsu shot up in his bed.

"Sango…" he yawned rubbing his eyes. "What are you-" then he noticed that she was crying, ""-hey, what's wrong?"

Sango ran over and collapsed on him. Her face was buried in his chest and she was sobbing her eyes out. Bankotsu held her close and stroked her hair, but he didn't say anything. He knew that she was holding her sadness in a lot of the time, and just needed to let it out every now and then.

Jakotsu awoke in the middle of the night to a thump. He sat up and looked around wearily. Then he heard something shuffle around his room. Jakotsu screamed.

"W-who's there?" he choked. He turned around and saw someone standing behind him. Jakotsu screamed again. He continued screaming until he saw the figure emerge from the shadows. His scream slowly faded when he got a good look at the person.

He was very short, and was pointing a gun at Jakotsu. "Don't move!" he threatened, "Or I'll shoot! Just put your hands where I can see them!" Jakotsu did what he was told. The dude had a weird accent and was talking rather fast.

Jakotsu blinked for a moment, then he squealed.

Hiten was looking for Sango the next morning, but he couldn't seem to find her. She still wasn't in her room! He was about to ask someone, when he heard a door open behind him.

He turned around and saw Bankotsu and Sango walk out of Bankotsu's room together! He stared for a moment, and then hid behind a wall. Hiten was breathing heavily, trying to take it all in.

If Sango spent the night in Bankotsu's room, then did they…? He shivered at the thought.

At breakfast, everyone except Jakotsu was there. "Now what's he up to?" Sango sighed. But shuddered when she noticed Hiten. He seemed to be staring at her all morning.

Bankotsu seemed to notice too, because he was sitting right beside her with his arm around her as if to tell Hiten that she's off limits.

They finally heard Jakotsu babbling in the hall, but the thing was, everyone was here. So who was he talking to?

They could make out another voice as well, but none that they've heard of.

Jakotsu finally emerged. "Hey guys! I want you to meet my new friend!"

"Don't tell me," Renkotsu mocked, "it's an apple this time."

Suikotsu let out a dramatic gasp and stood up. "Jakotsu! Say it isn't so!" he wailed.

"It isn't so." Jakotsu chirped. "Guys- and girl- this is Stewie!" he held up a little baby with an oddly shaped head.

Everyone stared at him. Bankotsu cleared his throat. "Umm… Jakotsu?" he mumbled. "You do realize that's a baby, right?" He smacked his head when Jakotsu nodded. "You're supposed to kill it! You idiot!"

The baby walked over to him and looked at him strangely. "I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless."

Bankotsu looked at him and patted his head. "Right… why don't you go find your mommy?"

Stewie looked at him with his wide eyes. "What did you just say?"

Jakotsu walked towards him. "Umm… Stewie-"

"Not now Jakotsu." Stewie interrupted. "You!" he pointed at Bankotsu, "You are a bawdy little monkey!"

Just then they heard a loud squeal, but it wasn't Jakotsu. Bankotsu's jaw fell when he saw who it was. "Sango!" he cried.

Sango grabbed Stewie and began cuddling him. "AWWWW! He's so cute!" Stewie screamed and leaped out of her arms.

Stewie pointed at Sango and narrowed his eyes. "Damn you vile woman! How dare you!" He cocked his head and his eyes widened. "I'm going to kill you."

Sango just giggled. Everyone just stared at her. That was certainly a side of Sango they have never seen before.

When Stewie noticed Renkotsu looking at him strangely, he trotted over a slapped him across the face. 'What the deuce are you looking at?" He snapped. Then he made a strange face. "Now look what you've done! I've gone and soiled myself!"

Stewie ran a small distance away and quickly turned around and pulled out his death ray. "Victory is mine!" he shouted and shot. Everyone easily dodged it. "Blast!" Stewie cried and ran into the temple.

"Who raised him?" Sango asked as Stewie disappeared.

Jakotsu ran after Stewie. He finally found him in a room writing something on a notepad. "Now lets see." Stewie thought to himself. "The bald man must die, so shall that vile woman. Oh yes, and that little punk with the braid as well! Muahahaha… they will all die!

"Stewie?" Jakotsu peeped.

"Ah, Jakotsu. You are just in time for my evil plan!" Stewie said evily.

Jakotsu rolled his eyes. "Stewie! I told you, no evil plotting against my friends!"

LOL i know it's really weird... but c;mon! It's Stewie! He's the best character from Family Guy! Don't worry, he doesn't stay very long!BTW, Hiten does NOT like Sango. He's actually here for another purpose. Just thought you should know...R&R