Disclaimer: Just so you know DragonBallZ, Not mine. For your information, there are some swearing and some sexual situations. You have been warned.

"Talk"

~Thought~

[1] Author's Notes

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Krillin: Previously on April Fools.

"It was a joke?" Videl stammered as she realized that for the first time in long time she had been the butt of a joke.

"Your not mad are you?" Gohan asked as pulled off his sweat pants.

"No, I'm actually relieved."

"Relieved?" Gohan asked with eyebrows raised. ~She really does like me after all.~

"Yah, I was afraid that I misjudged you and that my feelings about you were true." Videl confessed her feelings about Gohan in her own special way. Videl's brain slipped into neutral when she Gohan in a pair of boxer briefs.

"Time for that cold shower." Gohan announced, as he tossed a towel over his shoulder and head for the showers.

The flash of the white towel snapped Videl out focused staring "What, huh? Oh yah, I'm going to change." Videl said as she worked her way out. ~And a cold shower, Kami, I cann't believe I was staring, I'm so glad he didn't notice.~

As she reached the door, Videl heard Sharpener say that he forgot his car capsule so she turned back and headed for the other exit. As she approached the door, she could hear the sound of Angela and the gossipmongers. ~Got to find a place to hide! Locker area? too open and that's where Sharpener's heading. The showers?~ She heard the water turn on. ~Crap, Gohan is in there come on, think! Gohan you're about to have company.~ Videl thought as she entered the shower area.

Gohan had chosen a shower head on the far wall, the shower head was aimed at him and the water pouring over his head acted like set of ear plugs, blocking out the world. ~Thank you, Kami!~ Videl thought as she pressed her back to the wall and watched the little rivets of water trickle down over Gohan' s muscular back to his-- Videl snapped to as she realized where her eyes were going. She turned her back to Gohan and look to see if Sharpener had left yet when she felt a hand on her shoulder.

"Sharpener has left, Videl, you really shouldn't be in here."

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Videl turned to see Gohan standing there wearing nothing but a smile, a provocative smile at that. Her eyes focused on a drop of water and followed as it ran down his chest across his stomach towards-- ~Whoa bad eyes!~ She felt her face start to burn in embarrassment so she dropped head to hide her embarrassment, only to realize that she did just what her eyes were going to do. She felt a hand lift her head up to look into Gohan's eyes.

In a voice of full of mischief Gohan said. "You should have asked." As he leaned forward and their lips made contact; light at first then harder and deeper, each kiss more passionate then the previous. Gohan's hands glided down Videl's body. Each one cupping her buttocks, after a moment his left hand traveled up to the small of her back where he massaged the muscle under the sweatshirt.  The right hand slide down under Videl's butt and quickly Squeeze her inner thigh as he pulled her up to eye level.

Videl let out a squeak as Gohan gave her a little squeeze and lifted her to his eye level. Videl wrapped her powerful legs around Gohan as she pressed her lips to his as her tongue Slid across his teeth demanding entrance. She knew what was happening and she just didn't care, she could feel something more than just lust as Gohan gave her access to his mouth, and their tongues twisted and danced together. Her arms had wrapped themselves around Gohan's neck, and her arms where now working to get her footgear off. She could feel his body heat through her clothing, and she could also feel that Gohan wanted this as much she wanted it. She could feel the love, the passion, and his desired for her.

Gohan was buried in the power of the moment as he could feel Videl's emotions, he could feel her desire for him, as the flames of love and passion burned out the loneliness that had languished in his heart since the death of his father. Gohan was not even aware that his left hand was now helping Videl free herself of her shoes as task was completed his hand worked it way back across her leg towards Videl's butt as his right hand traveled her back to worked its way up and down her strong back massaging the muscle. As the two broke from the lip lock, Gohan lips made contact with her shoulder he started to kiss her thought the fabric the chain of kisses worked slowly up her shoulder to the base of her neck where he continued up to her earlobe.

 Videl was losing all self-control as she struggled to free her self of her shoes as Gohan's hand came to help. Once free of her footwear Gohan's fingers danced along on the inside of Videl's leg as his palm skim across the back of her leg where his finger reached the leg band of her panties. The fingers pushed under the garment and proceed to knead the flesh of her firm behind. As Gohan other hand started to pull the bottom of Videl's shirt up to massage the strong muscle that her smooth skin covered.  The thrill of Gohan's hands touching, feeling, boldly going where no man had gone; she felt the rush of excitement as his lips kiss a trail up across her shoulder and up her neck. Videl could feel Gohan's breathe on her ear as he collected her earlobe in his teeth and nibble on the flesh of her earlobe as it was pulled out of his teeth as he pulled back to run a chain kisses along the ridge of her jaw.

Videl could feel water running over her body soaking her clothes, at first she was mystified at the sensation, then it donned on her that Gohan had carried her over to the still running shower. The water was warm, like jumping into slow moving stream in the dead of summer, just perfect. Videl felt the need to remove her clothes the sudden drawback they where causing.

Gohan responded to Videl's need and lower her back to her feet. He clutched the bottom of Videl's sweatshirt and lifted the article of clothing over her head to reveal a sports bra with the words: Property of Videl Satan, silk-screened across the front of it. He then reengages his lips in a barrage of kisses, starting with kiss on the lips and working his way to the nape of Videl's neck as Gohan dropped the article of clothing in a pool of water and placed his hands on her rib cage just below the bottom of Videl's sports bra.

Instinctively Videl lifted her arms up so Gohan could remove her shirt as he started chain kisses she pulled her sweat shorts off to expose a pair of light blue high-cut briefs. [1] Videl slipped out of her shorts and kicked them to the side with her shirt. As Gohan wrapped his arms around Videl's body as she wrapped her arms his neck as they start another passionate kiss.

** Whoosh **

The noise wouldn't have been enough to break the control that the teenage hormones had over them, but the additional cold biting at their wet exposed skin drove them apart. At the sounds of an empty CO2 powered fire extinguisher being dropped on the ground, Gohan moved Videl behind him to shield her from prowling eyes.

"Well, now that I your attention." 18 stated as she tossed the fire extinguisher away. She paused to admire the physical attributes of the young Saiyan.

Videl was looking around Gohan to see who had disrupted her moment in the SUN, she saw Mrs. Chestnut looking at Gohan with a little too much intensity. Videl moved forward placing her semi nude form in the way. "Yah, you have our attention?" Videl said with venom.

18 Raised an eyebrow at the very possessive attitude that Videl was presenting. "Gohan, Your girlfriend behaves more like a Saiyan than you." She then smirked, "Your mother will be proud of your choice." 18 studied Videl carefully.

"How bout you a take picture it will last longer." Videl stated in hopes breaking the uncomfortable looks the older woman was giving her.

18 quickly drew the camera from her pocket and snapped off a couple shots. "Good idea, Thank you, Mrs. Son." Mrs. Chestnut said with a smirk she turned to leave she quickly looked back. "Oh, I better see you two in my room for detention."

The sudden flash from the camera was stunning almost as shocking as thought of some very provocative pictures of the two teenagers now exist.

*****

While changing Erasa realized that Videl had yet to return form the weight room. ~She must  have lost track of time while working out some pent up frustration.~  Erasa thought as she knew deep down who was cause Videl's frustration. After changing Erasa when to the weight room to find that it was empty and from the looks of the punching bag that, Videl never showed up. Erasa entered the gym hoping to find sharpener and instead she found a towel wrapped around a female figure slipping out the boys locker room kissing a well muscled guy, who was also just in a towel. Erasa instantly froze as she watch this intimate moment happen before her eyes as Erasa watched the couple twisted as they kissed, their faces now in a position to be viewed.

"HOLY KAMI!" Erasa screamed out in shock. "Videl? Gohan? Is that you?" Erasa questioned as she came closer. Once Erasa stepped with in reach her hand she started poked at Gohan's bare torso and as she got closer her hands became even bolder.

"Ok that's enough." Videl growled as she slapped Erasa's hands away. Erasa let out giggle at Videl's possessive act as the red of Gohan's blush grew deeper in tone as it spread over his face and neck.

"Come on, Erasa, Gohan needs get dressed." Videl said as she dragged the drooling Erasa away from Gohan

Once inside the woman's locker room

"So, does this mean that you're into bad boys?"

"What? No, the police record was a April fools gag."

"Gee, not only did you lose your bet to Sharpener but you also lost your clothes as well." Erasa said unable to conceal the excitement in her voice.

"We'll slip into the boy locker room and grab them before we go to detention."

"And after detention we'll do a little shopping." Erasa concluded as Videl rolled her eyes.

*****

"Where do you suppose they went?"

"Its not like they could stand up and walk away."

"I don't know Videl after some of your training sessions you can be pretty rank."

"Excuse me ladies but you're late."  Cut Videl's retort off. Videl turn to see the principal, Mr. Volley.

"Sorry, Mr. Volley." Erasa and Videl said as they made their way to their seats.

"Where's Mrs. Chestnut?" Videl asked, hoping to talk the woman into giving her the film.

"Marron's doctors appointment was pushed up so she had leave early." Gohan answered.

"Who's Marron?" Erasa asked?

"That her daughter."

"Miss Satan, You can leave if you want." Mr. Volley stated.

"Say yes and take me with you, so we can start your make over." Erasa whispered in Videl's ear.

Videl grimaced on the inside. "Thank you, Mr. Volley, but I will stay I have some work to finish."

"Very well then. Do you require anything; do you need to go the library?"

"I could I have a Pepperoni pizza with extra cheese?"

"Quiet Mr. Pencil." The principal snapped, "What makes you think that the accommodations that I afforded to Miss Satan convey to you as well?" Sharpener just stared at Mr. Volley, at this point Gohan raised his hand. "Yes, Mr. Son?"

"Sharpener didn't understand the question that you asked of him."

Mr. Volley sighed, "Yes, so it appears."

As Erasa when to sit in her usual seat when Videl tapped her on the shoulder. "Uh, excuse me, that's my seat we traded remember?"

"Ah, yah, but that was before when we thought Gohan was a serial killer." Erasa answered.

"No box of frosted flakes is safe around me." Gohan said with a smirk.

Videl look at Gohan for a second before whacking him in the back of his head with her text book. "Be quiet."

"Yes, Dear."

At this point Sharpener exited the mental fog of the question that the principal sent before him, "Yo, babes, why sit with Dr. Evil when there's space on both sides of me." Sharpener stated as he pumped his muscles. "I'm not afraid of that looser."

"The only thing that should be around you is the vacuum of outer space." Videl responded.

"That's for sure." Mr. Volley added.

"Besides, Gohan's criminal record is a fake." Erasa said.

"Ah, I knew it no way in hell that Nerd-freak could be a crook and that means I won the bet." Sharpener crowed as he stood in the classic Hercule pose, with his arm extend outward flashing a victory 'V' with his fingers.

"Oh, and, Sharpener, I won are little bet, I caught Videl and Gohan tongue wrestling after gym." Erasa stated with a twisted evil smirk that would even make Vegeta shiver. Both Videl and Gohan turned pink and focused on confirming what Erasa had said.

"WHAT! But, Videl is my girl!" Sharpener whined.

With a burst of speed Videl sprung forward and grabbed a fist of Sharpener's hair, "Listen here I will not be treated as your property, you want to know why? Because I'm NOT! If I choose to date Gohan, that's my business and nobody else's. No one tells me what do think or say! Not you, not my dad, NOBODY! GOT THAT?"

"Yes." Sharpener answered meekly. After that detention was very quiet for the rest of its duration.

*****

The next day was quite an interesting event, when Videl arrived at school she caused quite an upheaval from the makeover that Erasa preformed on her, from changes in clothing to a shorter hair style. Of course Sharpener managed to out shine Videl, when he showed up in a clown costume complete clown shoes, his face covered in grease paint and the real kicker was his long blonde hair dyed bright neon green.

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Author's Notes:

 [1] My Beta said, "It went from girlfriend to wife awfully fast!" and my response to this is a sign of 18's confidence that their Gohan's and Videl's futures are going to be together and it is a sign of mocking approval. Like in other stories people write Vegeta as saying "Kakarott's first brat's mate" or something similar, Vegeta cann't openly support Gohan and Videl because that would weaken his stands on Goku's ways and his family that would Goku in the right a very tough thing to do for the prince of all egos.