The Hitchhikers Guide to Random Stuff
Chapter 4A/N: Thanks for the Beatles Entry Idea, (forgot the name) but thanks very much!
Entry ID 350615: The Beatles.
As is widely known, the classical music industry of the galaxy was extremely poor. Voted twenty times the second most useless thing in the galaxy in Play being magazine (the most useless being the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation (excluding the complaints department.).) Until one day, something extremely interesting happened. In the far future, the Planet Earth exploded. Thousands of shards were blasted into all corners of the universe, and, by some weird, crazy coincidence, a time capsule that hadn't been found blasted into the site of the restaurant at the end of the universe (Milliways). It fell directly through the window of Quillet Nangaze's ship, the Cracker.
Quillet was a gambler, and he decided that maybe he could scrape some value out of the time capsule. He found tapes of a band called ' The Beatles'.
He finally found a device old enough, and played some of the tapes. He was mesmerized. They were simply the best. Since then, they have been sold, translated, made Most Popular Dead Band in the galaxy and even plagarized. One of their most popular songs is ' Strawberry Fields Forever' or in the case of the Shaltanags, ' Mauve-y Pinky Russet Shades of Fields forever'.
These are now available at all good book stores.
Entry ID: 274872389754386894876098978085068807098506987 (very recent): The Nutrimatic Machine's Origins.
The Nutrimatic Machine has been discovered to have originated from a prank. A rich boy invested in a tramp's idea, which he promised would analyze the subjects taste buds and more, and give them exactly what they wanted to drink. The tramp built a load of trashy machines and kept the spare money. The machine would always disperse a cup of what was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea (Acturan Mega-chip grease).
By another of the Mind boggling coincidences that are threatening to consume the galaxy, he liked it and sold millions of machines all around the galaxy. He is now in hiding somewhere in the horsehead nebula. The machines, however, cannot see why. Their lack of eyes may have something to do with it.