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For your information, there is some swearing and some sexual situations Just so you know DragonBallZ, Not mine. You have been warned.

Key:
"Talk"
"Thought"
.:Bond:.
(1-3) Author's Notes

Previously:

The door opened and Louis Shack entered, "Miss Fox, Called me."

"Take a look these." Mrs. Witherbottom said as she handed over the folder.

Shack opened the folder and started to examine the pictures within, "Our city's heroine Miss Satan?"

"Yes and those damned idiots sold me the negatives as well. They could sold copies to my competition as well and one of those fools would have revealed to those two idiots the true value those pictures."

"You have a plan?"

"Yes, headline: 'Heroine's Secret Lover!' run the third picture on the front page. And the issue price increase by two Zenni."

The Sun's front photo of Videl and the mystery boyfriend had been a run away success, requiring a fifth reprinting of that mornings edition, smashing records in sales since the paper's beginnings. The news media was encircling the school in preparation to lay seize of the school, before most teachers had arrived for school. By nine that morning they worked themselves into such a frenzy that they barged into class demanding interviews of the young couple which ended quickly after Videl ruffed up three of them. Instead they stayed in the halls in till the cops arrived and herded them out of the building before lunch had arrived the press was hovering around the building with cameras mounted on bucket trucks in order to film the inside of classrooms where the couple was. That evening the press had tried failed to get anything out of Videl and Hercule stuck to the point the boy had not challenged him the world's savior to a fight for his daughter and there for not dating his daughter.

By morning the next day they knew who Videl's mystery lover was, They knew everything the school knew about Gohan and this time around the reporters had changed tactics to slipping into the school in order to get pictures, which they quickly discovered was a wasted effort that most students were willing to sell them pictures, video and information at a slightly inflated price. By the end of the day the world knew about Gohan's teddy bear underwear. (1) Some of ones that thought they were clever and decided to ambush Gohan at his home in the 439 mountain area but they quickly rediscovered the wild in wilderness, when they where intercepted by a bandit and robbed them of all but the clothes on their back, they would staggered into a village the next night and tell the local game warden their story of a flying teenager with long black hair dressed in jeans, a black t-shirt with a patch of the red ribbon army on it and the large red handkerchief tied around his neck. (2)

"I don't care about that!" Hercule slammed his fists down onto the table, "I what to know who this skinny little fucking punk is?" He bellowed as he seized a copy of the Sun and threw it across the room, but only succeeding spreading the paper around the room.

"Sir, his name is Son, Gohan." The man at podium running briefing said as picture of Gohan was brought up on the screen.

"Ah, What a punk!" Hercule laughed, "He such a weakling, the weight of my Championship belt would crush him." "Gohan? I have heard that name before, but where?" Hercule thought.

"Yes I bet it would, sir." Hercule's agent Daycon man acknowledged, "Now, Dr. Ryan, would you please continue". (3)

"Of course as I was saying Gohan entered Orange Star with highest score on the entrance exams with a thousand out a possible thousand, the highest score up till that point was your Daughter Videl with a ninety-nine out of a possible one hundred."

"Why the different scores?" Daycon asked.

"That was because Mr. Son passed with a perfect score of one-hundred the first time and because of that the faculty believed he cheated, and they had him retest using a second more difficult test which he passed." Dr. Ryan explained.

"Oh."

"Yes. As I was saying Gohan is the older of two boys Goten age seven we have no picture of the boy, his mother Chichi Gyu Son," A new slide came up replacing Gohan's picture with Chichi's. "As seen here when she was eighteen participating in the twenty-third Tenka'ichi Budokai. The daughter and princess of the Gyu-Mau was betrothed to Son, Goku when they were twelve, after he preformed some sort of duty the crown unfortunately the details are vague at best. They didn't see each other again until she showed up at the twenty-third Tenka'ichi Budokai after which they where married." Dr. Ryan paused to take a sip of water as a picture of Goku came up. "This Son, Goku at the at the twenty-third Budokai, even less is known about Goku, we don't know anything about his family history. We believe he was raised by a thee Son, Gohan, who Goku referred to as grandpa. Rumor is that Goku was the one who defeated the Red Ribbon Army and the demon king Piccolo. He reached the final round of twenty-first, twenty-second, and twenty-third Tenka'ichi Budokai, losing to Jackie Chun and Tien Shinhan, then finally winning the against the son of the demon king Piccolo, after which he dropped off radar. Till about seven years ago when he died." Dr. Ryan paused for a slip of water.

"The guy who won the Budokai before me." Hercule said then burst into laughter. "He looks so weak, How could someone so weak win?" "He looks sorta like that guy that challenge Cell after me." Hercule thought.

"He was using light tricks, which you denounced him for about five years ago." Dr. Ryan answered

"So, his scrawny brat is trying to get revenge against me for revealing the truth about his weakling father." Hercule declared.

"A possibility, We haven't ruled anything out as of late." Dr. Ryan stated as a new slide was shown. "Or they could be teenagers with hormones for each other, Moron!" Jack Ryan thought to himself.

"Is those the Golden Warriors from the Cell games?" Daycon asked.

"What? What does this punk, brain washing my little girl have to do with them?" Hercule questioned as a little panic slipped through his bravado.

"Why are you nervous? Are you hiding something?" Dr. Ryan thought as he picked up a laser pointer and continued, "Yes, they are, but we don't know if they have any direct link to Gohan, if you look to the third man to right he is green is the same build and height as Piccolo the demon king. To his right the man in the orange and blue gi we believe he is Son, Goku."

"Are you sure?" Hercule asked, the nervous still in his eyes. "Oh Kami, this isn't good!"

The slide changed shown two pictures of Goku side by side, one from the twenty-third Budokai and the other of Goku in his super Saiyan state, "About eighty percent, same height a somewhat bulkier build, he even has some of the same fighting style, except for the eye and hair color." Dr. Ryan answered as another copy of previous slide of the group came up. "This person is Tien Shinhan he won the Twenty-second Budokai as I mentioned before and next to him is Yamcha Bandit famous for playing baseball for the Titans he also made it to the finals three times at Budokai, next to him is Krillin Chestnut a former Shaolin monk and a three time veteran of Budokai as well. Yamcha and Krillin are members of the Turtle hermit school; Tien a disavowed member of the crane style later became an honorary member." Ryan paused for drink as the slides changed. "Here we see two more golden warriors, the shorter of the two believe is married Bulma Briefs, the head of Capsule Corps." Ryan paused as the slides changed showing Bulma Briefs and Vegeta in normal form.

"What is she doing with that sawed off freak when she could have me?" Hercule demanded as he posed smiling and flashing a V for victory like there was a battery of press and their cameras in the room.

"She must be nuts. Why would she want him when she could have you?" Daycon cooed.

"I have no idea." Ryan thought sarcastically to himself as slide changed again, "We don't know who third adult Golden Warrior is there some who speculate that this one is female but from what Mr. Daycon, the cameraman Stevens and yourself reported afterwards that she was killed by that single shot of light to the chest by cell."

"What does this have to do with that freak that was trying to rape my little girl in the middle of the street?" Hercule bellowed as his bored and fear mixed.

"Am I the same way with Sally? I at least I know Sally is growing up, too fast for my taste but I'm not delusional about it. I better ask Cathy about that tonight." Dr. Ryan thought as he cleared his throat. A slide with a picture of Golden haired boy from the cell games came up, "From Stevens account, we know that after Goku stopped fighting Cell they talked about rice for lunch. What if they weren't talking about lunch, because the boy then challenged Cell, what if that boy's name was Gohan? On the video tape Stevens says 'Gohan as in rice?' and after all we know that Goku has a son named after his adopted grandfather Son, Gohan."

Hercule paled, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" He mentally screamed as a beads of sweat formed on his face.

"Gotcha!" Dr, Ryan thought. The next slide up was a picture of super Saiyan Gohan as boy beside picture of teenage Gohan, "I personally believe these two people are one in the same. It makes since the Golden Warrior started to make random appearances just Son, Gohan started at Orange Star High. That boy you see there would be all grown up by now." Dr. Ryan finished.

Hercule had phased the world out and started focusing on a mantra in his head, "I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead."

"Do you have a theory about they can shoot light from there hands fly like they do?" Daycon asked.

"Good question, in fact we have one. Because we know that Goku was good friends with Bulma Briefs, we even know that he actually visited her home in West City, Yamcha use to date her, plus she was a silent sponsor of the turtle hermit school. We have one wild idea is that she created cybernetic weapons that she grafted in to their forearms for the group and some sort of anti-gravity pods into their feet and legs for flight." Dr. Ryan answered.

"Interesting. "I would like to thank you Dr. Ryan for coming." Daycon said as he stood up to shake Dr. Ryan's hand.

"Here a autographed picture of me." Hercule stated as he shook the Dr. Ryan's hand.

"Oh Goodie!" Dr. Ryan thought as he shook the Hercule's hand, "Ah, thank you." "The shredder will love it."

As soon Jack stepped out the door to driveway he spotted his SPO detail leaning on the sky-sedan staring something he turn to what, Ding Chavez and John Clark were have a staring contest with Hercule's security detail. "So could you take them?"

"Hey, Doc, how did it go?" Ding asked as he reached to open backdoor.

"I wish it didn't, Ding." Jack stated he got in.

"Hmph, I wish the director had fought to keep what we know a secret." Clark said as he closed his door.

"John, You know as well as I that Gibbons is Hercule fangirl." Jack replied.

"Fangirl, I love it Doc." Ding laughed.

"Well, since I joined the agency he has to be the worst political appointee yet." Clark stated.

"What did you two learn?"

"They are ugly slugs, Doc."

"Ding's right, they wouldn't survive a day in basic." John said.

"They, hardly do anything around here, they are mostly for window dressing. Only a couple of them go out to the range once a week, most them only go once a year to renew their license. They don't PT and they don't do their practice danger scenarios."

"I won't take them into combat, I would rather take a couple green wing-wipers first."

"Where you able to learn anything about the man?" Clark asked.

"Likes his booze and women the same way." Chavez answered.

"Cheap." Mr. Clark finished.

"Damn straight, Mr. C." Ding stated. "What did you pick up, Doc?"

"Hercule has lying about the cell games and that kid knows the truth."

"No shock there, considering how got swatted from the ring." Mr. Clark said as he pulled out on into traffic.

"Why do people believe in him?" Ding asked

"People need to have something to believe in." Clark answered.

"True." Dr. Ryan answered as kept his eyes focused on the paperwork in front of him. "I hate flying!" he thought as the car lifted into the air.

Daycon enters his office followed by Bennie Crossroads, Hercule's long time lawyer, "What do you think?" Daycon asked, "You were quite the whole time."

"I don't believe a word of it those that spy guy wasted three hours with that fantasy they concocted. They have no real evidence; there is nothing there that could be used in court. I could get all of that thrown out as speculation."

"It could look bad in public opinion, that is always random. What are we going to about that 'kid' that's ummm…?"

"Banging the little slut?"

"SSHHhhh… Don't say that if he hears that We are gone." Daycon hushed. " He likes barrage in at random."

"Banging the little brat? Is that better?"

"If you could drop the 'banging' part all together would be better."

"Hmph, you sound more like lawyer than I do." Bennie smirked as poured himself a drink scotch whiskey.

"Well, start acting like one and come up with a way to make this disappear."

Bennie took a sip from his glass, "Have Hercule order his little brat to stay away from the 'kid'." He suggests then chokes, "This some cheap stuff."

"Please, he hasn't been in charge of her for years, the maids have more control over her than him."

"Ok, We pay or scare him and his family off." Bennie offered as he took a drink.

"It wouldn't be effective, the moment the 'kid' starts avoiding her she will press on the issue till she learns the truth."

"We separate them." Bennie said as he finishes his drink.

"Separate them, how?" Daycon asks as he pulled a bottle of Irish whiskey form his bottom drawer.

Bennie raise an eyebrow, "Well there are four of them in this little group right?"

"Yah go on?" Daycon demanded as he made his way to front his desk with the bottle.

"Send the 'little brat' to a isolated girls school and transfer the blondes to two different schools on opposite sides of city and expel the 'kid'." Bennie reaches back for a second glass

"Expel him for what?" Daycon asks as he pulls cork and fills the two glasses.

"I'm sure you can think of something." Bennie says to daycon as he takes sip of the drink. "Better." He states as he nods to the glass.

"Well the administrators are still not sure he didn't cheat, I could push them to reexamine the file with some new information passed long by third party." Daycon stated as he took a good swallow. "This is twelve year old Irish whiskey, Hercule likes his scotch younger."

"Great idea, nice booze." Bennie smiled, "I may make a decent lawyer out of you yet."

"Now we just have to sell Hercule on sending his 'baby brat' away."

Author's Note:

(1) It's not a story without Gohan's teddy bear underwear in it, even though they only showed up in the anime.

(2) In more rural parts of the State of Maine, They only have Game Wardens and they have the same authority as the State Police.

(3) Dr. Jack Ryan, John Clark, Ding Chavez, are all characters belonging to Tom Clancy borrow with out permission ( I hope portrayed them well.)