ARTEMIS FOWL
Authors note: I'm bored, and I'm making this up as I go along. Just so you know.
Artemis Fowl wake up during the middle of the night. He listened for a moment.
Nothing.
Then…..
A rock hit the window. It was bullet proof, so it didn't shatter. He slowely got up out of bed….
"ARTEMIS!"
Artemis jumped and fell onto the floor, in a tangled bunch.
He looked out the window and saw Holly glaring angrily at him. He opened the window.
"Whaaaaaaaat?' he muttered angrily.
"I was coming up here when Julius was ambushed by snowballs!"
"And I care because…………?"
"Well, someone is right on the grounds of your manor, so-"
What ever she was about to say, Artemis never knew. For Holly had been knocked out of the air by a rough snowball.
A dark figure ran out of the woods pelting Holly with snowballs.
"Hi Artemis!" came a voice thick with British.
He sighed, then waved. "Evening Kaeldra." He said.
Holly got up slowly. "You know her?"
"My cousin."
Root was running out of the woods. "What! Does she know about us!"
The pale, dark haired 16 year old girl turned to him. "But of course. I was the one who told Arty about you originally."
"In which case," said Root, "you owe us one ton of gold. Cough up."
Kaeldra smirked.
They all sat down in the Fowl living room in front of a TV. They debated on what to whatch.
"Hmmm…. Harry Potter?
"Nah…Napoleon Dynamite?"
"LORD OF THE RINGS!" cried Artemis.
It was settled.
( Scene where Isildor has his one chance to destroy evil forever. Elrond shouts at him to throw it into the fires of Mt.Doom. Isildor says no.)
"Typical Mud men." Said Root. He had put up a speaker so they could hear Foaly as well and put up a camera so he could whatch. "One chance to destroy evil forever, and his is bound by greed."
"Hey!" shouted Kaeldra." Don't pin this on us. Its Elrond's fault."
"And how do you suppose that?" said Foaly.
"Because, he didn't push Isildor in the flames. That's what I would have don."
Sorry, I might write more. I'm at a friends house. And that's all I'm writing for now.