Mircowave

I don't own avatar, but I do own the first part of season1 dvd. Sqeeeal!

Ok, the cast of Avatar is introduced to different things that are common in our world.

The Mircowave!

Iroh: Amazing! Now I can heat my tea up faster!

Zuko: Whats the point? There is no fire, at all. It sucks.

Sokka: Greaaat...more magic.

Katara: Isn't that a bit frivilous? I mean who would want to cart that thing around?

Aang: Its pretty cool, but can it do this? ( does the marble trick with ice and earth balls )

Zuko: ITS THE AVATAR! ( Katara freezes him in ice then Aang creates a earth thing around him, Iroh is heating up his tea in the mircowave )

Teo: My dad can invent cooler things than that.

Cabbage Man: Nooooo! Another way for them ( points acusing finger at everyone ) To destroy my Cabbages...( Iroh tries to put a cabbage in ) AHHH MY CABBAGES! (runs and grabs it back) My poor cabbage. (strokes his cabbage, Katara engages in "high risk trading" and stuffs a cabbage in her tunic thing.)

Sokka: ( looks at Katara's stomach ) Katara are you pregnant? ( his eyes blaze in pure fury ) WHO DID THIS TO MY LITTLE SISTER! ( looks back at Katara and grabs her wrists ) Katara, who is the father? ( A/N:yeah, I know I know, but Sokka is acting over protective and not seeing the obvious...)

Katara : (evil idea hatches in her head, starts crying ) Zuko ( points a shaky finger at him ) he did it...sobs he ...he..he.. (Sokka whirls around, Katara smirks.and Zuko catches it. )

Sokka: ZUKOOOOOOOOOOO! (runs at him boomerang raised. Aang,Teo and the Cabbage Man watch intently, Iroh tries to put Momo in the mircowave. )

Iroh: Mmmmm Lemur! (Sokka gets closer to Zuko is about to strike. )

Zuko: I didn't do anything! That water wrench is lying! Check her dress it isn't a baby! ITS A CABBAGE! ( Sokka stops and runs toward Katara )

Momo: SCREECH!

Aang: MOMO! PUT HIM DOWN YOU TEA OBBSESSED OLD MAN! ( runs at Iroh and tries to tackle him, Teo and the Cabbage man watch him )

Sokka: (looks at Katara) Is Zuko lying, or are you? (eyebrow raised)

Katara: ( eyes shimmer in fake tears ) He is. Who are you going to trust, him, a ruthless firebender, or me, your own sister? ( The cabbage slips and falls to the ground ) Opps! ( she tries to put it back in )

Zuko: TOLD YOU SO!

Sokka: KATARA!

Cabbage Man: MY CABBAGE! (runs and grabs the cabbage from Katara.)

Aang; (holding a panic stricken Momo ) Are you ok little buddy? (Iroh tries to put another cabbage in )

Cabbage Man; (drops cabbage and runs toward Iroh) NOOOOOoooo! (Iroh presses the start button) GASP ( Katara bends down and hides the dropped cabbage in her tunic, again. And then turns and watches the mircowave with everyone else.

Iroh: (mircowave is making a wierd noise) Is it supposed to do that? ( the microwave explodes and bits of leafy cabbage covers everyone. )

Zuko: (now free) THE AVATAR! ( Sokka, Katara, and Aang run and get on Appa )

Aang:YIP YIP! (Teo flies away, the cabbage man runs away with his cart of cabbage )

Iroh: Should I tell the crew to come and pick us up?

Zuko: Yes AND HURRY! We can NOT lose his trail! again. (kicks a bit of the remains of the microwave) Stupid beautiful water tribe wrench, almost got me killed... Crap did I just say that outloud?

Iroh: heh heh Grand Kids!

Zuko: Uncle!

Iroh: What?

Zuko:ughhhhhhh nevermind...(mutters) you and your twisted ways...

OOOOOOOOOO--Later that night--OOOOOOOOOO

Sokka scribbled something on a piece of parchment and tossed it over Appa.

Iroh was enjoying a calming cup of Jasmine tea (A/N: I sure could go for some, gets up and makes some Jasmine tea) when all of the sudden something hit him on the head. I was a crumpled note. Curiously he opened it, but first he made sure that no one was watching. He read the note and chuckled lightly. This is what he read.

Crazy firebending, tea obbsessed Old Man,

I am one of the Avatar's companion and I saw what you were doing to the lemur earlier. If I bring him, could you get another mircowave thing? I hear that lemur taste good. Please contact me asap. I am getting sick of only eating nuts and fruits. And that lemur is soooo freak'n annoying. Only if thisd works out you have to promise one thing, NO TRICKS!

-Southern Water Tribe WARRIOR aka Sokka

Iroh sratched his head, where was he going to find another microwave?

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Sooooo what did ya'll think? Send me another idea for something and I will try and an write something for it! -

Sukia Fire

Oh I LUV MOMO! So he would end up kicking their butts with his amazing martial art skills. There is alot about Momo that we do not know. HE is the All supreme ruler of...(glances around) TOFU! Fear his tofu controlling mind powers! Betcha didn't know that! ( Sokka and Iroh better run! ; )

Sokka and Iroh: AHHHHH! RUNNNNNN!

Momo: Tofu... ATTACK!

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