Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.
Slay the Music
Scene One: Pop Sensations Soar to the Top
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"...And what's really startling is that new pop artist Kagome Higurashi has jumped to number one on the J-Pop charts in only her first week of singing! With five of her songs from her new—"
"All these dumb reporters aver talk about now is Kagome Higurashi! Oh! Kagome did this; Kagome did that! Number one in one week!" Inuyasha yelled to his partner as he turned off the TV. "I can't stand those damn pop artists."
"Why? I don't mind them. In fact they're prettier than most chick rockers." Kôga said from his king sized bed.
"I can't stand their voices!"
"But you gotta love those outfits, ne, dogface?"
"Keh! I could care less!" scowled the hanyô celebrity.
"I've been-- waiting for you--!!" Kôga sung imitating Kagome's high-pitched voice, "Deep inside my heart--!! I'm the one who wants to loove you more!!"
"Shut up you stupid wimpy wolf!" Inuyasha said throwing a pillow at him from the couch.
"Itai..." Kôga said as he recovered then smirked.
"What are you smiling at, wolf?"
"Miroku didn't tell you did he?"
"Tell me what?"
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news around you dogface, I really do," Kôga said sarcastically, "But we have to go on a five person tour."
"With?"
"Miroku, Sango-and-Kagome." Kôga said throwing the last part together.
"NANI!!!?" Inuyasha yelled not missing anything with his sensitive hearing.
"You heard me."
Inuyasha became a bubbling rage of fire. He grabbed the nearest phone off the wall and proceeded to call his soloist friend.
"Moushi, moushi. Miroku desu."
"Miroku!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Oh! Inuyasha, ohayo!"
"You damn punk! Why did you schedule a tour with her!!!?" Inuyasha spat.
"I swear it was all Sesshômaru's doing."
"Like my brother would—"
"Yes he would. As my agent he says it will give me more publicity."
"Keh! But why with us!?"
"Because Du:plicate is a very popular band in Japan. Also good for publicity especially since I just split from my old band." Miroku said.
"Did he tell Myouga?"
"Hai." Miroku nodded.
"And Myouga didn't tell me!?"
"Hai."
"God damn it, Miroku!"
"What!?"
"Shut up!"
"Okay?"
"Bye!" Inuyasha said and hung up without a reply.
Miroku stared at his phone and shrugged; time to call Sango.
"Moushi, moushi?"
"Miroku desu."
"Ohayo, Hôshi-sama." Sango said.
"Please Sango, don't call me that."
"Well I can't help it if the tenth song on your CD was about a monk and a demon exterminator."
"So!? Nine track albums don't sell as much anyway. I really needed a tenth song!"
"Sure, Hôshi-sama." Sango said.
"You gonna keep calling me that?"
"Hai."
"Damn."
"If that's all you have to say then, ja."
"Wait!" Miroku yelled.
"Nani?"
"Did you ask Kagome about the tour?"
"Hai."
"And?"
"She's cool with it."
"Good."
"And Inuyasha?" Sango asked
"Ah—not so good."
"I thought so. He'd rather dance on stage in a pink kimono."
"Really!?"
"You know I'm kidding."
"Fuck! That would have been great to watch!"
"Nah, I'd rather date Kôga." Sango said.
"NANI!?"
"What?"
"You don't like me!?"
"Hôshi-sama, what are you talking about!?"
"You don't like me!?" Miroku squealed into the phone.
"Dude! Dudes don't squeal, got that!? Shut up! You sound like an idiot!"
"You don't like me!!?" He repeated.
Sango was at the end of the rope. She cut the cell phone line and left Miroku to squeal to himself. "That Hôshi-sama can be such a dork at times." She sighed.
As she walked past her home phone it rang, so she picked it up. "Moushi—"
"You don't like me!!?"
"Dude, get a life!" She yelled and hung up again.
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There's the first chapter, I hope you like it. R&R.