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Slay The Music

Scene Three: A Hanyô and His Priestess

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The days passed by quickly for the five young artists. Before they knew what was coming they were standing in front of a private jet, about to fly to Tokyo. Sango, being the most organized of the lot was there first with Kikyô. She was standing there in the chill early morning in her trademark leather pants and jacket. The chains that were hanging from her jacket and pants going every which way and attaching themselves to other random places. Her arms were folded and her face was half-asleep and half-deadpan. Kikyô was standing there with her cell phone, talking to random agents and other important people. Second to show up was the guys.

"Figures..." She sighed.

"What? Not happy to see us lil' sister?" Kôga joked.

"Shut up." She said with a smirk.

"You sure there's nothing going on between you two?" Miroku asked in a serious tone.

"What? You read another fucking tabloid?" Kôga asked ignorantly.

Sango sighed, "Honey, you're being desperate."

Miroku's face fell as Inuyasha climbed into the plane silently. Kikyô followed the hanyô superstar, then Kôga. Miroku waited as Sango watched Kagome pull up with Kagura.

"I thought I said no pink." Sango said, still with a serious tone.

"Oh, yeah, woops..." Kagome smiled. "It's only a shirt... Gômen..."

"Don't worry, I figured you'd do as much." Sango said, stripping herself from the leather jacket. "It's cold on the plane too." She added handing the pop star the jacket.

"Arigatô." Kagome said pulling the jacket over sleeveless pink tank top.

"Very sexy, Sango." Miroku said examining the leather top she had on underneath.

"Shut up, Hôshi-sama." Sango said in an annoyed tone as the four climbed up the stairs and into the plane.

"Would you not call me that!?" He pleaded.

"It's a little to late now, ne?" Sango teased.
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"Inuyasha!?" Sango called through the door, "Hey, bro, get up! Inuyasha!? I know you're in there!"

"And what if I'm not?" Inuyasha yelled back through the door.

"You just gave it away, man." Kôga said walking by, freshly showered and only wearing a towel.

"Kôga, if you haven't noticed, we have a little girl on board with us this time." Inuyasha said, finally opening the door.

"So?" Kôga shrugged, finding it completely irrelevant as he went to find his suitcase.

"What did you want your highness?" Inuyasha grumbled at Sango.

"Don't go all bitchy on me Akuma."

"Don't go using my last name then Nakamura."

"Whatever, Kikyô and Kagura want to talk to you. They say it's important."

"Right..." Inuyasha said, pretending to be interested before shutting the door on her.

"Bastard."

"That's right, little sister!" He called from inside his room.

"Hey, lil' sis!" Kôga called from his room behind Sango.

"What?" She asked in an annoyed tone.

"Could you find me a pair of boxers in my suitcase by the wash room?" He called.

"Yeah, whatever." She said, heading over to Kôga's bags.

"I take it you've been on tour with these guys before?" Kagome asked from the sofa where she was enjoying a latte.

"On tour? Kagome, these two idiots are practically my brothers we've done so much together."

"Lil' sis! Could you hurry? It's getting a little cold in here!"

"That's why they call you 'little sister'?" Kagome asked.

Sango only nodded and started walking towards Kôga's room. "Hold on to your bass strings, Kôga, your boxers aren't going to disappear!"

"Like they did at the yakusoku LIVE concert?" Kôga asked with a smirk as he opened the door, butt naked.

"Nice, Kôga, you do that in public often?" Sango said surrendering the undergarments to the exposed wolf.

"Yeah," he grinned and shut the door.

"What a bunch of idiots." Sango muttered as she went to join Kagome on the couch. "What do you think?"

"About what?" Kagome asked innocently.

"Don't tell me you're as dense as those three dimwits. I'm talking about them." Sango said shoving her thumb in the direction of the boys' rooms and Miroku leaning against the wall drinking a beer.

"Miroku's okay. He seems really nice." Kagome started, "But aren't Kôga and Inuyasha a little—aggressive?"

"Oh God, aggressive?" Sango asked, "Honey, that is the understatement of the year. They fight, they bicker, they argue... they can't even agree on a album name."

"Really?" Kagome asked.

"Yeah... but underneath all that they're best friends... that's why they've stuck together all these years."

Kagome choked, "Them—best friends!?"

"Yeah." Sango nodded, "Ironic, ne?"

Kagome nodded furiously.

"Damn wolf! You stole my guitar again!!!" Inuyasha yelled as he stomped out of his room.

"I'm a bassist! I can't play your precious guitar!!" Kôga yelled back.

"Bullshit!" Inuyasha barked.

"Language Inuyasha." Miroku said from behind his third beer.

"Don't get drunk now, monk" Inuyasha scowled.

"You too!?" Miroku exclaimed then realized the side comment that Inuyasha had added... "Why me??"

"You brought it upon yourself Hôshi-sama." Sango said.

"I needed that tenth song!"

"Sure, Hôshi-sama." Sango rolled her eyes. "Oi! Inuyasha! You haven't met the newbie yet! Come here!"

"And what if I don't fucking feel like it?"

"Language Inuyasha." Miroku repeated.

"Shut up you damn bôzu!" Inuyasha growled.

Kôga pushed Inuyasha towards the couch, "This is the new chick." He smirked.

"Uh—hey." Kagome smiled.

"Feh." Inuyasha snorted.

"Inuyasha, you're not being very nice." Sango pouted.

"Sis, you're being a pain in my ass." Inuyasha said, mimicking Sango's irritating singsong voice.

"Shut up, dogface, she's as hot as hell! Be glad we have another chick on board." Kôga added with a wink to the blushing Kagome.

"I bet she can't even play an instrument." Inuyasha growled.

"I can too!" Kagome protested.

"Oh yeah? What? A piano? Like every other rich girl in Japan knows how to play?"

"I can play the piano and the flute." Kagome said.

"Oh, what an accomplishment." Inuyasha rolled his eyes and walked back into his room and slammed the door shut.

Sango sighed, "He's always like that with new people."

"Especially you-know-what stars." Kôga added to Sango, who nodded.

"I don't know what!" Kagome complained.

"Its probably better if you don't." Sango said. "Hôshi-sama, stop drinking, you'll get a hangover before our first concert!"

"Speaking of which, when is it?" Kôga asked.

"A week from today. We're spending the next five days promoting and working on the duets and stuff." Sango answered.

"Lets get started then." Miroku said, standing up and throwing away his beer can.

"Why?" Sango asked.

"I'm inspired." Miroku answered simply.

"By what?" Kôga asked.

"Don't tell me its something ridiculous like a monk and an exterminator again..." Sango mumbled.

"Nope, this time its about a hanyô warrior and a human priestess." Miroku responded with a grin.

Everyone's face fell. "Where do you get your inspirations?" Sango inquired.

"How have you stayed in the business for so long?" Kôga asked bluntly.

Miroku shrugged and pulled out his guitar, "Someone write down the lyrics!"

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Oh yes, here come my feudal attempts at humor. Ha! I've never really been good at the whole comedy thing .;;... R&R.