Disclaimer: You know, all I want for my next birthday is legal rights to own something—either that or Miyavi. Hehe... just kidding.
Slay The Music
Scene Five: Fan Service
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Ring! Ring!
"Damn phone..." Sango muttered as she flipped open her cell phone, "Hello? ...Ohayô Kikyô-chan... Yeah, alright, I'll tell them. Yeah, bye."
"That was Kikyô?" Kôga asked.
"Don't look so pale." Sango said with sarcasm hanging in her voice.
"What did she want?" Inuyasha asked.
"When we get there we're going to do a photo shoot at the Tokyo Towers." Sango said.
"Anything visual?" Miroku hoped.
"No, we've got a pop princess on board this time, remember? Yeah, no visual for a while." Sango said.
"Who said pop princess?" Kagome asked as she entered the room.
"Say, Kagome, you're not afraid of heights are you, babe?" Kôga asked.
"No, why?"
"Photo shoot. Tokyo Towers." Inuyasha said bluntly.
"What's up your ass?" Miroku asked.
Inuyasha glowered at him in response.
"I take that back." Miroku said quickly.
"We'll be arriving in—" Sango glanced down at her petite silver watch, "around thirty minutes. Get dressed, look as smart as possible... and don't even try the cigs, Inuyasha." Sango said routinely.
"Feh." Inuyasha retorted.
Sango exited towards her suite upon the luxury airline.
"Hey, Sango-chan?!" Kagome called.
"Yes?"
"What should I wear?" Kagome asked.
"Hn? Oh, let me see your clothes and I'll help you decide."
"Alright." Kagome said as the two redirected themselves in the direction of Kagome's room.
Once there, Kagome opened up her suitcase to show Sango everything inside. Sango looked at the articles of clothing... flared jeans, tank tops, mini-skirts—things she hadn't worn since she was in junior high school.
"Well, usually me and the guys have a color scheme," Sango started, "we're going to be doing black and red to match the Tokyo towers."
"But the Towers are red and white."
"Not at night they're not."
"We're shooting at night?!"
"You sound alarmed." Sango said, fishing through her clothes.
"Well, I've never been on top of a tower at night."
"Its fun, trust me. We'll be there all today and all night." Sango said, trying to comfort her, "Ah! This is perfect!"
"Hn?" Kagome asked, peering at the outfit that Sango had stuck together.
"Red "leather," a black tube-top thing, and matching red transparent pullover."
"That's real leather." Kagome corrected.
"Honey, if that was real leather, it wouldn't be that shiny."
"Really?"
"Trust me, when you work in my line of employment, you have to know what leather is."
"Oh."
"Now hurry up and get dressed!" Sango smiled as she went off to get dressed also.
Kagome glanced at the outfit again and shrugged, "What the hell..."
"Oi! Miroku can I borrow your pants?!" Kagome heard Sango call over to Miroku.
"Uh—which ones?"
"The black ones!"
"Which black ones?"
"The baggy ones!"
"Which pair?"
"The one by Fourth!"
"Alright."
Kagome smiled as she listened to the short conversation, "They're all like family, I wish I could be like that around them..." She whispered to herself as she pulled on the last garment of clothing.
Inuyasha was last to step out of the plane, as usual. Kôga, Miroku, Sango, and Kagome were all signing autographs and stopping for quick pictures by the media and fans. Kikyô, Sesshômaru, Myôga, and Kagura were all waiting for them in the tour bus.
"Good afternoon, kids." Myôga greeted.
"We're not kids anymore." Kôga said as he jokingly punched the man in the arm.
"Right, right." Myôga said.
Kikyô pulled out a planner, "Well before we go to the Tokyo Towers, we're stopping at Red Carpet for a bite to eat and then we'll begin the photo shoot at five o' clock." She glanced at her watch, "its three p.m. right now, are there any objections?"
They all shook their heads except Kagome, "How long will we be at the photo shoot?"
"From five to two in the morning." Kikyô said.
"Two in the morning!?" Kagome exclaimed.
Kikyô nodded, "The photographer wants to get a few shots in the dark, and the media is demanding a little more fan service."
"Fuck..." Inuyasha cursed.
"What's wrong with fan service?" Kagome asked the growling half demon.
"You've obviously never seen rock fan service have you?" He asked skeptically.
"No."
"Exactly." He muttered, turning his attention to something else.
"What's wrong with fan service?" Kagome asked.
"Well last time it included my face in his crotch." Kôga said pointing to Inuyasha.
Sango grinned, "That was great."
"It was a performance Sango." Inuyasha retorted.
"But it was ever so sexah!" Sango joked, winking her eye at Miroku who was laughing.
"I'm going to laugh when you have to stick your face in his crotch." Inuyasha said to Sango as he pointed at Miroku.
Miroku shrugged, "Hey, I'm not complaining."
"We're not doing any more "crotch shots," my dear brother." Sesshômaru said, speaking up.
"Aw, poor Inuyasha." Sango teased.
"We will, however, have to pair you and Miroku up, my dearest Sango." Sesshômaru said emotionlessly and sincerely.
"Damn." Sango cursed as Kôga grinned at her.
"And Kagome will be paired up with you two." Sesshômaru said to Inuyasha and Kôga.
"Why?" Inuyasha asked.
"Are you arguing against the rules?" Sesshômaru asked.
"You aren't my manager!" Inuyasha spat.
"But they are Myôga's requests, and I am your elder."
"We excuse me." Inuyasha rolled his eyes and laid his head down on the table.
"Oh, c'mon Inuyasha, it'll be fun." Kôga said, " At least it's a chick down your pants and not me."
"That's the problem..." Inuyasha mumbled.
"What, you like my hand down there?"
"No!" Inuyasha barked in horror.
"Then what's the problem?"
"Her." Inuyasha whispered so only Kôga and the other youkai in the room could hear.
"Changes can be arranged." Kagura spoke up on Kagome's behalf.
"Changes?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yes, if you would like, I could have Kagome be paired with Kôga and Sango and have you and Miroku pose together."
"You aren't my manager either!" Inuyasha argued.
"So you are okay with the terms on which we have laid upon the table?"
Inuyasha muttered an inaudible yes and went off to be alone.
Later on when the group arrived at the Tokyo Towers—which was closed down for the day—Kikyô and Kagura took the liberty of briefing them on everything they had already heard and then some.
"Did you hire another foreign photographer, Kagura?" Koga asked.
"Yeah, why?"
"Those guys are really annoying," Kôga wrinkled his nose.
"Oh stop, they're so much cheaper than the photographers here."
"Is this guy a pervert like the last ones?" Sango asked.
"It comes with the package," Inuyasha said, "you hire a foreign guy, they're gonna do as much as they can with in the contract limits. We Asians mesmerize foreigners with our looks."
"I'm afraid he's right," Kikyô sighed.
Sango rolled her eyes. "Great..."
"Oh, you're not the one to worry," Kagura said, "this one's gay."
Miroku froze.
"What's wrong, Miroku?" Kagome asked.
"He's had bad experiences with a gay guy that was in his last band—a gay drummer. Bankotsu was his name, I believe," Kôga smirked.
Miroku shuddered.
"What happened?" Kagome asked, completely clueless.
"N—nothing," Miroku said quickly catching up to Sango.
"The guy grabbed his package on stage in the middle gig—ah, yes, priceless I tell ya," Kôga sighed with a smirk.
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Ah yes... if this chapter seemed a little... weird—well I was under the influence of a picture of Toshiya and Kaoru (from the Japanese rock band—Dir en Grey) fan service! Oh yes, jrock fan service is a wonder to behold. I mean, two perfectly straight and sexy Japanese male rock stars with their tongues down each other's throats? Who could ask for more!? Haha, I'm just playing—well it is really sexy and stuff, and if you're a guy, it's the same as looking at two hot chicks go at it. [Laughter] Okay, I'm shutting up now. R&R!
By the Way... I finished a new site... a fan fiction listing called: "the ANTI-FAN GIRL FAN FICTION listing" at http: www . aprilcoleen. com / antifangirl / [remove spaces]. Maybe you're intrested?