"TUBBIES!" screamed Mother You-Know-Who. "I have some good news and bad news!"

Po groaned. "What's the GOOD news?" she asked.

"The good news is that you guys are on another case!" she replied. "You guys are FAMOUS!"

"Great...whats the bad news?" Dipsy asked next.

"Well, the bad news is that the case is for," she took a long pause. "It's for STEPHANIE,"

"WHAT? That lame pink-haired girl who moved away!" Po shrieked.

"I WANNA COME, TOO!" Mimo said. I'M GONNA COME! MOMMY SAID I COULD COME WHEN I WAS FOUR AND NOW I AM!"

"Oh yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mimo!" added the whole Teletubbie family. "We almost forgot you turned four today!"

"WABBI-MOTO!" Zomo said. They all supposed it meant 'happy birthday'.

Tinkie Winkie was busy putting all the makeup she-ERR...HE-could.

"Add detail, Mom," LaaLaa told her mother as she chomped loudly on a cheese sandwich.

Mother Teletubbie looked at them and continued. "Well, her puppy, Misty, went missing the other day. She wants you to find her cause she's already moved. So you guys have to go on a trip to Lazy Town,"

"Hey cool! I always wanted to go there!" Tinkie Winkie said. They have a LOT of gay and lesbians!"

The others rolled their eyes. Tinkie Winkie looked up there too, but he didn't see anything.

"Ok anyways, I think we should head out," Po said.

"Yeah, we don't have much time," Dipsy added.

We gotta hurry so we can watch the Special Edition of Lesbigay!" Tinkie Winkie added.

"Ummm...that wasn't what I meant, but ok,"

"WAIT! I gotta go potty first!" Mimo announced. And she ran right in the bathroom.

A few hours later she came out.

"Okie dokie I'm ready!" she said. And all of them except Mother Teletubbie, Father Teletubbie, and Zomo went.

And all of them walked toward the train station. They passed all sorts of stores and stuff. Finally they got there.

"I'll get the tickets for the next ride. You guys just chill," Po told them.

But LaaLaa was the adventurous type. She wandered off somewhere for some reason or another. Stupid prat.

"Oh my GOSH!" she yelled to herself. She saw a homeless shelter giving out free CHEESE STEW to poor people. The place was called "Food for the Old People and the Less Fortunate".

She got a sudden craving for some. So she went in the back alley first. Then she ripped up her clothes and smeared mud all over her face, arms, and legs.

And she limped over to the line. "Cheese stew, please," she said to the fat lady serving it.

Once she got it, she stuffed the whole bowl into her face.

"Yummy," she said happily. Then she looked up at the old person serving it. "Are there seconds?"

"NO. SCRAM." She said back.

So LaaLaa was freaked out by the old lady. Cause when she talked LaaLaa saw that her tongue was green and she had only one tooth that was kind of black.

"EEEEK!" she said, as she ran around to get away. The she looked around faster and faster. And guess what? She then noticed she was hopelessly lost.