"Oh where, oh where, has my little dog gone? Oh where, oh where, can he be?" LaaLaa sang.

"Ah-hem...LaaLaa?" Dipsy said. "It's not our dog,"

LaaLaa looked blank. "It isn't? Oh yeah...,"

The others rolled their eyes. LaaLaa looked up there, too, but she didn't see anything.

The Tubs kept walking along until they reached Lazy Town Square.

And of course, they HAD to see Stephanie sobbing over her dog.

"OHHH...IT'S HORRIBLE! I LOVE MISTY! PLEASE PLEASE SAVE HER! SHE'S ONLY A MERE PUPPY!" Stephanie managed between gasps.

"Shut up, Stephanie. No one likes you. Po, LaaLaa, Tinkie Winkie and Mimo don't like you. And I don't like you either," said Dipsy to Stephanie. She shut up.

"Yeah," added Po. "We're only doing this for what's in it for us."

The others nodded. They left Stephanie standing there and went back to business. No. Not that kind of business.

"Yoo hoo! Misty!" called out LaaLaa, waving her fat arms around like a maniac.

The others rolled their eyes.

A few minutes or hours later, I don't care which, Tinkie Winkie was getting gayer. Or bored. Once again, I don't care which.

"Why are we looking for Stephanie's stupid dog anyways?" said Tinkerbell. "My make-up is getting ruined!"

"Dang it! Will you shut the heck up! You enormous, gay, son of a Tubbie!" exclaimed Dipsy.

"What the heck did you say?"

"I said, will you shut the heck up, you enormous, gay, son of a Tubbie!"

"Okay,"

Po groaned. It was already midnight. "Ok guys. I think we should go to some hotel or something to spend the night."

"Yeah," they said.

"I'm sleepy!" squealed Mimo, holding the front of her pants, and jumping up and down. A second later, "Poey! I made potty in my pants!"

"Krud!" said Dipsy. Mimo then began sobbing.

"We better get to the hotel," said Po.

Dipsy nodded. "Good idea,"

"I'll take the one night special," said Po to some ugly old hag at the front desk. Then she paid and grabbed the slidey card key thing.

"Come on," Po said. They went in the elevator, but it began to beep as soon as Tinkie Winkie stepped in. Po read the flashing sign.

"The elevator has exceeded the maximum weight capacity," she read. "Tinkie Winkie, get your fat butt out!"

He did. And he met the others on the 59th floor.

The Tubbies went in the room and looked around. Dipsy looked under the bed. Eww.

"EWW! THERES A BRA UNDER HERE!" he screamed.

Everyone looked. It was pink with yellow rubber ducks on it.

"It looks like Dora's grandma's," remarked LaaLaa.

Tinkie Winkie was on the phone, ordering stuff from the room service people.

"I'll have a salad," he said.

"I'LL HAVE A CHEESE SANDWICH!" said you know who.

"I'll have a burrito," said Po.

"I'll have pepperoni pizza," said Dipsy.

"I want fries!" squealed Mimo. Then the guy was there with the food and the Tubs pigged out. And they fell asleep instantly.

Finally they woke up at like, 3:00 in the afternoon the next day.

"Oh KRUD!" Dipsy said, seeing the clock. "GET YOUR LAZY BUTTS OUT OF BED!"

They did. And slowly, they got dressed, and Tinkie Winkie went into the bathroom. Everyone else could hear him singing "Snakes and Ladders". So, he was putting his makeup on.

They then left the hotel, and began looking for Misty again.