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The five Titans slept peacefully. The fact that Cyborg had short circuited, and had little chance of survival, barely effected the team. He was just that uncool. The next morning Starfire woke up early so that she could clean out Cyborg's area. Star floated down the hall, entering Cyborg's room. Everything was the same, as they left it. Bubble's guts, still layed everywhere, and her charred clothing still sat on the floor. Star garbbed a broom out of a secret hole in the wall. She had made the hole years ago so she could hide everything she wanted to put in the new room in there. Starfire swept Bubbles into a pile, and put her in the dustpan. Star left the dustpan so that she could pick Cyborg up, when she had heard a licking sound. Starfire spun around to see a small green dog eating Bubbles.

"Beast Boy! What are you doing!" Starfire exclaimed.

Beast Boy morphed back into his normal self, looking ashamed.

"I don't know what got into me." BB informed her, picking up the last bit of Bubbles up and swallowing it.

The two of them began cleaning the room together. Star bent over to pick up one of Cyborg's arms. BB watched.

"She is so hot.." BB thought watching her.

He knew that Starfire would never go for him though. The thought saddened him. Beast Boy began fantasizing about how they would live. A huge house. A happy family of four. Children. Small lightly tanned children, with green hair. Time past quickly. Before they knew it the rest of the house was up. Rae and Rob walked into the room to see, what they had done.

"It's awesome!" Robin exclaimed.

The room had a picture of each of the four members of the Titans, on one of the four walls.

"All we have to do is get furniture!" Beast Boy shouted, excited.

"Someone is a little more excited than they should be..." Raven stated.

Beast Boy ran out the room, embarrassed.

"Are we going to find a new Titan to replace Cyborg friends!" Starfire exclaimed.

" I don't know should we really do that..." Raven spoke, observing the others.

" Of course! And since when do you have morals Raven." Robin informed her.

" Yes! We can find a new cooler Titan! Lets have auditions!" Beast Boy exclaimed.

"That is a wonderous idea!" Starfire exclaimed.

"Alright its decided! We are going to audition for a new Titan!" Robin shouted.

The Titans cheered.

"No more wet willies! No more wet willies! No more wet willies!" The cheered in unison.

Starfire and Robin went out to set up the posters, while BB and Rae would stay home and set up the audition area. Starfire took the gold sheets of paper, and began to post them on electricity posts, and sides of buildings. Robin walked around handing to the posters to civilians. Star flew up to the top Jump City Mall to rest, when she heard footsteps behind her. She turned around to see Cyborg.

"What the fuck is this!" He shouted.

"It's a Titan audition notice." She informed him.

Cyborg began stepping towards Star. His left arm was missing, and he was beginning to rust.

"So you were going to replace me!" He shouted.

"You were just going to dipose of me! What happened to our brother, sister relationship!" Cyborg screamed.

" Oh that...umm well...see I was pretending, because I didn't want you to feel unimportant, even though you still were." Star told him.

Cyborg raised his right arm, preparing to blast her. The rust on his arm screeched, making the most unpleasant sound. Star flew into the air, being irritated.

"Oh no you don't you slut!" Cyborg yelled.

Before he knew it, his cannon jammed.

"Oh shit..." Cyborg muttered.

"Oh shit is right!" Starfire screamed.

Star flew down, at Cyborg tackling him. The force of the tackle ripped Cyborg's torso from his head, his legs, and one arm. Star then destroyed Cyborg with several starbolts. The Titan audition posters had been destroyed. Star flew down to the city ground searching for Robin. He was nowhere to be found.

"Excuse me...have you seen a teenage boy walking around in green spandex, a cape, and a mask?" Starfire asked the bouncer of "Pimpin Cow Night Club".

"Oh yeah..he went in several hours ago." The bouncer told her.

Star floated into the club searching for Robin. The bouncer turned his head to see what she had. Star searched and searched. Finally she found him. He was kissing a girl with a shirt that said "Hi, My name is Christi!" on it.

"Excuse me Christi, but you are kissing my boyfriend." Starfire stated.

Christie ignored her, and continued to make-out with Robin.

"okay." Star thought.

Christi flew through the concrete wall, as the starbolt blasted a hole through her shirt.

"ThatiswhyIlikeyouagain..." Robin spoke, his words slurred.

"Robin, you were not supposed to come to the club. You were supposed to be handing out Titan wanted notices!" Starfire yelled.

She grabbed his hand and led him out of the club. Outside the club was a trash can filled with the gold posters.

"Robin, you never...need to get another girl drunk just so you can make-out with her." Star began.

"Because you have me..." She finished.

Starfire kissed Robin, in the middle of the road as the sun set. The light was aimed on the two of them romantically.

"Robin. Why are you poking me?" Starfire asked.

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