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Slay the Music

Scene Twenty-Five: Thus with A Kiss

Kagome let out a heavy sigh as she set foot on China's ground. "You know, I was looking forward to China, but it's so hard to be happy when everyone is on the verge of death or suicide..." she mumbled to no one in particular.

"At least we don't have to go through the shouts from fans until we get past security," Inuyasha said.

"Great," Kagome said as she lugged her travel pack behind her.

"Slowly now, Hôshi-sama," Sango said as she assisted Miroku down the steps.

"Sango, you could at least call me by my name, I just woke up for crying out loud!"

"If you have the strength to grab my ass, I have the will to call you Hôshi," Sango replied.

"You're so mean," Miroku whined.

"I'll show you mean," Sango glared.

"At least you're back to normal," Miroku smiled.

Sango said nothing but walked him down the stairs of the plane.

"Bankotsu-oo-Aniki! You're awake now! How are you doing?" Jakotsu said happily as he chatted into his phone.

"Hurry up, Jakotsu, you're blocking the door," Kôga whined.

"Shush! I'm talking to Bankotsu!"

Kôga rolled his eyes, "well he's not gonna turn ugly if you don't talk him."

"You never know," Jakotsu shrugged. "Are the nurses treating you okay? Do they make you eat Jell-o?"

Kôga's eyebrow twitched in annoyance. "If you don't move I will kick you out of this door do you hear me?"

"...Don't eat the green kind, it'll make you fat," Jakotsu said to Bankotsu, ignoring Kôga.

"Gah! I can't take it anymore!" Kôga said shoving Jakotsu out of the way.

Jakotsu glared at Kôga. Kôga glared at Jakotsu.

"Oh boy," Ayame sighed. "Come on, Kôga, Jakotsu, we have fans to please."

The two men glared at each other the whole way down...

Fans, fans, and more fans, every one of them screaming in a foreign language. Inuyasha could barely handle it, but he put on a silly grin and kept walking, signing a grand total of three autographs along the way.

The crew finally made it to the bus; the last of them was Jakotsu, who kissed every cute fan boy there was out there before finally waving goodbye.

"It's a miracle they don't file a law suit," Kikyô sighed from behind her paperwork.

"If they love me, why would they?" Jakotsu smiled.

"I don't know if you realize this or not, Jakotsu, but not all men are gay or bisexual. Some men actually only like girls," Kikyô said in a very serious tone.

"Like me!" Miroku raised his hand.

"Us too!" Inuyasha and Kôga said.

"You guys are no fun," Jakotsu glared, "You guys do know there are more guys in China though, right? That means, I get more choices," he stuck his tongue out.

"You do that," Miroku said.

"I will, as I think of Bankotsu and his wonderful—" Jakotsu was cut off by Kagome.

"This is rated PG-13 I hope you know."

"Right."

"Next stop is dinner at this French place called, Mon Cherie. Hope you guys like snails," Kikyô said as she went into a private section of the bus.

Ayame sighed and then stood up, "I'm going to find something to wear."

"Me too," Kagome said, following Ayame as if she were Ayame's little sister.

There was a silence as the rest of them sat on the two leather couches with solemn looks on their faces. Miroku coughed. Sango flinched. Nothing would ever be the same.

Sorry about the long update, but as I explained to my readers on FictionPress, my Aunt Gina died on Saturday, my papa had to get triple bypass surgery, and there was a rat in my shoe yesterday morning. My luck is going down the drain.