MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Someone had to make this so I did! Warning: written on SUGAR HYPE! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Or do I...?

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Okay, so, see, Sango liked Miroku.

But then his Air Void swallowed him up.

Sango cried but women paraded seeing as they wouldn't be asked to "bare his children" anymore.

Then Shippo beat up Inuyasha.

And Kagome laughed.

Then Inuyasha killed Kagome coz he was mad at her.

But then Naraku came and spontaneously combusted.

So Inuyasha and Shippo laughed.

But then there was an accident in Inuyasha's gall bladder.

Inuyasha threw up all over Shippo, who cried.

The Inuyasha laughed until Shippo got mad and threw him over a cliff.

Inuyasha screamed like a baby and got into a fetal position until...

SUPER KIKYO SAVED THE DAY!

So Super Kikyo stood there in her red and white robes and her big billowing cape with the "SK" embroidered on it.

She said in a booming voice, "Next time, arrogant puppy, use the WIND SCAR to defeat the fox demon you call Shippo."

Then Inuyasha killed Super Kikyo.

And then EVIL DEMON HAMSTERS came!

They took out mega super blasto thingys of doom.

And they killed everyone they could see.

But they did it all in the slow matrix motion so Inuyasha and Shippo dodged all the blasto thingys.

Then Shippo turned into grape jelly and destroyed all the freaky peoples.

But meanwhile Moses made the water part and the Egyptians all died.

They screamed in agony until...

SUPER REINCARNATION OF SUPER KIKYO, SUPER KAGOME, SAVED THE DAY!

So Super Reincarnation of Super Kikyo, Super Kagome stood there in her school uniform and her big billowing cape with the "SRSKSK" embroidered on it.

She said in a booming voice, "Next time, arrogant Egyptians, use the... the, uh... hm. Oh, I don't know! Weapon-thingy to defeat the Jews."

Meanwhile all the Egyptians were still drowning.

Then one of them grabbed Super Reincarnation of Super Kikyo, Super Kagome's cape and made her drown too.

But then Inuyasha was sad.

So he killed the Pharoh.

And then Shippo killed Inuyasha by transforming into a bowl of...

DUN DUN DUUUUUN...

Applesauce!

Then Shippo ruled for many years.

That's coz he stole the Shikon Jewl after killing Inuyasha.

But then Sango finally got tired of sobbing over Miroku and killed Shippo.

And then there was a nuclear explosion and everyone who wasn't dead became dead coz or else they'd die.

Except for Kaede and Sango.

Because they escaped into deep space.

But then Kaede died coz she was old and FAT.

And then Sango destroyed all of Halla and lived happily ever after END.

Halla - Every thing, every place, and every time there's ever been. Can be found in the Pendragon series.

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