It Ain't Broke
Rating: T
Canon-Compliant
The sun shone down around them brightly as they sat in the shade underneath a tree.
Azula rested her head on Zuko's shoulder, her eyes closed while he had his arm wrapped around her waist.
She felt him move a bit and she reopened her eyes to find him facing her.
Zuko: "So babe, how about we take this moment back to the bedroom? I know how to make you enjoy screaming."
Azula: What in Avatar's name—
She crossed her arms in indignance.
Azula: "Pardon? Why are you suddenly saying such vulgar, inappropriate sludge to me?
Stop it at once!"
He balled his fists and soured.
Zuko: "Well excuse me for trying to be "sexy" or whatever! A lot of women apparently think that's attractive!"
Azula wasn't a lot of women though.
She perked up at his reaction. She then leaned onto his chest and placed her hands on it looking up at him.
Azula: She now spoke affectionately, "Oh ZuZu, never change".
His expression changed from defensive anger to lost confusion...with some arousal sprinkled in.
Zuko: "Huh? What do you mean? I'm confused."
Azula: "Precisely."
He would never understand this woman.