The Way to a Man's Heart Is...
Rating: PG
Canon-Compliant
It's lunch time and everyone is eating outside on picnic sheets. Toph asks all the girls to come talk to her for a moment.
Toph: "Alright ladies! I've come to you for advice on the opposite sex, so help me out here! If you laugh I'll crush you into dirt!"
*They all nod or agree to help*
Toph: "So, in your opinion...the way to a man's heart is...
*Picks up stick and points*
Toph: ...what Katara!?"
Katara: "His stomach, and stitching up his pants?"
Neither of those sounded like things she constantly did for Aang. Especially the second part.
Toph: "Okay, cool...Now Suki!"
Suki: "His sense of fairness and equality."
Toph: "Song!"
Song: "His need for compassion and empathy."
Toph: "Jin!"
Jin: "His desire for momentary escapism!"
Toph: "Ty Lee!"
Ty Lee: "Making him think he could possibly get you to like him a little through a lot of effort on his part!"
Toph: "Mai!"
Mai: "I don't know, his ego? Personally I think men are fake and ungrateful perverts now."
All: "Understandable."
Toph: "And don't worry Azula, I saved the best for last. What do you think is the right way to a man's heart?"
Azula: *Holds her hands together at the side of her head and flutters eyelashes*
Azula: "His chest."
All: *Immediately stare at Azula in shock*
Azula: *Oblivious*
Azula: "What? Isn't that the obvious choice?"
All: *Continue staring*
Azula: *Still oblivious*
Azula: *Repositions fire lady headpiece*
Azula: "Honestly I don't know why you all look so shocked, as though I hit you with lightning, or something."
Note: Now I'm not saying they're up to no good...but there's some implied Kacest in there, too.