Chapter Three; Payback's a Bitch
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From the PDA of F. Darcy
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! What the fuck was I thinking? First I let Charles drag me to that ridiculous party. Then I let that hippie sister of Jane's hear me. THEN I find said hippie extremely attractive. Damn my celibacy. All night after I watched her dance with that Matt guy I heard the likes of the song in such a movie like way that I couldn't ignore it. Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you. Let me jump in your game. She holds her head so high. Like a statue in the sky. Her arms are wicked, and her legs are long. When she moves my brain screams out this song. Do you think you'll be the guy, to make the queen of the angels sigh? Do you hope to make her see, you fool? Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel? So stupid, I am so stupid. How could I be attracted to a hippie bartender? She'd probably want me to change my 'capitalist' ways and stop eating meat, with or without a first date.
The rest of the night was ruined by that Benn/ Elizabeth chick. But I finally met Charles's Janie. Jane Bennet is perfect for him. Although a littlie reserved. It's very hard to tell what she truly feels. That could be a good thing or a bad one. The bitch looked over done as usual. Sadly she didn't fall in the fire and go BOOM. Maybe she'll just get killed by the children of the corn. Louisa and Dick had a good time, until Dick tried to drink. I've never seen such a light weight. Even CHARLES can drink him under the table.
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Lottie99: So who are we killing?
Twinkletoes: It's in my live journal, I'd explain but I just calmed down.
Lottie99: Ok brb
Twinkletoes: kk don't get lost.
Lottie99: Damn, what an ass.
Twinkletoes: wb you said it.
Lottie99: And he was so cute.
Twinkletoes: Aren't they always
Lottie99: Did you get him back?
Twinkletoes: Sorta I gave him a knuckle rub and then was sexeh
Lottie99: lol aren't you always?
Twinkletoes: Apparently not
Lottie99: I have a plan
Twinkletoes: Oh, do tell; do tell (Chip and Dale (or whatever those chipmunks' names were))
Lottie99: First we gotta talk to Daddy
Twinkletoes: Okay
Join Lottie99 in a chat
Lottie99: You ready?
Billneileen: What are you doing Charlotte?
Twinkletoes: Hey Bill
Billneileen: Hi Betsy what's this all about?
Twinkletoes: Read the LJ
Billneileen: Damn.
Lottie99: Exactly we're planning revenge
Billneileen: And I get to help?
Lottie99: Yep. More than likely they'll be at M&M's street party
Twinkletoes: Okay Gaye's gunna be home
Billneileen: Really
Twinkletoes: Yeppers
Lottie99: Getting off track
Lottie99: Getting back on track
Billneileen: Okay
Twinkletoes: K
Lottie99: Daddy you corner Mr. Asshole and talk to him, Benn you walk by. Daddy, make it so asshole has to ask her to dance. Benn say NO.
Twinkletoes: Brilliant (Guinness beer guy voice)
Lottie99: Aren't I always
Billneileen: Of course dear. Everything sounds good. Mission Asshole is a go. By the way I like that asshole line. Where did you come up with that?
Twinkletoes: I didn't it was on a LJ icon
Billneileen: Oh
End Chat
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Trivialqueen: What a fuckwit
Twinkletoes: I'd get on you for language but you're right
Trivialqueen: Damn straight. Btw you would know I'm as salty as a sailor
Twinkletoes: That's why I 3 you
Trivialqueen: I 3 U 2
Trivialqueen: Now about the fuckwit
Twinkletoes: He's a fuckwit
Trivialqueen: Prolific
Twinkletoes: He is
Trivialqueen: Anyways…
Twinkletoes: Don't worry I'm getting him back
Trivialqueen: Good just checking
Trivialqueen: God, I g2g I just luv my family Sarcasm lyl ttyl bibi
Twinkletoes: May the shwortz be with you lym
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From: kingbing. Jane
What did you think of Janie?
From: fitzwilldarcy. kingbing. Re: Jane
Why are you emailing me from across the room?
From: kingbing. fitzwilldarcy. Re: Jane
Because I want your opinion without distortion
From: fitzwilldarcy. kingbing. Re: Jane
You are such a dweeb
From: kingbing. fitzwilldarcy. Re: Jane
Dweeb-tastic now opinion
From: fitzwilldarcy. kingbing. Re: Jane
She's very nice, quiet, cute, suits you well
From: kingbing. fitzwilldarcy. Re: Jane
I think I love her
From: fitzwilldarcy. kingbing. Re: Jane
Then what are you so afraid of?
From: kingbing. fitzwilldarcy. Re: Jane
Partridge Family?
From: fitzwilldarcy. kingbing. Re: Jane
Yes
From: kingbing. fitzwilldarcy. Re: Jane
But I'm serious, I love her
From: fitzwilldarcy. kingbing. Re: Jane
You barely know her. And she's very candid in her emotions.
From: kingbing. fitzwilldarcy. Re: Jane
I don't care; it's more than a feeling
From: fitzwilldarcy. kingbing. Re: Jane
You're a loony. Now take off Hoser
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From: janiebean. kingbing. None
Hey
From: kingbing. janiebean. Re: None
Hi, how are you?
From: janiebean. kingbing. Re: None
Peachy. How are you?
From: kingbing. janiebean. Re: None
Same. What's up?
From: janiebean. kingbing. Re: None
Nothing, just like talking to you
From: kingbing. janiebean. Re: None
I love you
From: janiebean. kingbing. Re: None
Oh Charles I love you too.
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GeorgieDmusicgoddess: Hey
KnightsaysNi: Wuts up little sis?
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: just making sure you're alive
KnightsaysNi: You didn't get my email?
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: I got it, but that doesn't mean I can't talk to you for the hell of it
KnightsaysNi: Language
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: And on that front you're a saint
KnightsaysNi: That better be sarcasm
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: Just one of the services I offer. You're getting slow in your old age dear brother
KnightsaysNi: I love you and will ignore that old age comment
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: You're such a good brother
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: So what's up with you?
KnightsaysNi: The Bitch squawks that she Luvs you
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: Luv means nothing
KnightsaysNi: Charles met someone he really likes
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: Details btw snaps for actually thinking about something other that normal guy stuff for once
KnightsaysNi: Thank you
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: Anyway…
KnightsaysNi: Jane Bennet, 28, blonde hair, blue eyes, about 5'8", nice smile, very sweet, The Bitch Luvs her too, has a younger sister Elizabeth
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: You have learned well grasshopper. So what's this sister like?
KnightsaysNi: You are not playing matchmaker are you?
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: Me? Never, just curious
KnightsaysNi: Fine. Elizabeth Bennet is younger, brunette, brown eyes, has a long neck, short torso, long legs, looks like a dancer, petite
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: That sounds like more than a casual observation. JK
KnightsaysNi: You better be
GeorgieDmusicgoddess: Is she nice? What's she like… like?
KnightsaysNi: Let's change the subject…
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Twinkletoes: Twinkletoes is away
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?
Officer I swear to drunk I'm not god.
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From the PDA of F. Darcy
Another night of torture. I'm beginning to think that this is the lost ring of hell. We attended another shindig. This one was thrown by the Ethans; they seem to have taken Charles on as a project. Matt was the one who danced with Elizabeth Friday. They're good friends. That means she was there. I was perfectly content with sitting with a beer and staring mindlessly. But she was there, instantly I hear the Doors. She was dancing again. This time with her boyfriend. He was taller that she, but that didn't stop their argentine tango. I can't begin to describe it, other than to use the word perfect. Elizabeth is a wonderful dancer. Blue jean baby, la lady, seamstress for the band. Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man. Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand. And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand. Dancer, dancer. I can't believe your dancing. Can't take you home, can't take your dancing. Dancer, dancer, dace the night away. I forced myself to not cut in and dance with her. I'm worried that this is more than a hormonal crush, she's smart and witty, is great fun (well looks it with her friends), and she's pretty. Her eyes are gorgeous. And she hates me. I got cornered by this Bill Lucas, he owns Lucas Lodge, anyway he starts talking to me and Elizabeth comes to the cooler where we were all flushed and pretty from dancing. This Bill tries to get us to dance, and I went along. Oh, to think of how I must've looked all lead and stumbling. She turned me down. But GaH she made me want to dance with her so badly. Then she went back to her boyfriend and they talked for a while, he made her laugh. I would hire a million clowns to make her laugh; it was beautiful, slightly crazy but real. GaH! Somebody shoot me. I read what I wrote, I am really mess. Must think straight… Must think… oh, pretty eyes. Damn, Damn, Damn.
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Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in Time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
Don't dream it, be it.
August 25th, 2005 2:02:02 AM CST
Feeling: Happy
Music: Payback's a Bitch; Robin Williams, Live on Broadway 2002
S-U-C-C-E-S-S that's the Way We Spell Success
Life is good! Lottie the brilliant's perfectly laid revenge plot went off flawlessly. I spent the night looking sexeh and when Bill had stick – up – the – ass Darcy cornered he was eating out of my hand. I love my friends. And I hate Darcy. But enough gloating I have to start coming down or I may never. Charles and Jane looked very nice tonight. So did Gaye. I'm so glad he's back, he makes everything better. We had a great time dancing, I'm so glad he can dance. It's only been five days but I'm already starting to miss rehearsals and dancing. Gaye found stick up the ass Darcy to be a sexeh piece of man meat hunk o rama. And if he wasn't such a bitch I'd agree with him, but come one the guys superficial. Probably republican. Gaye also insisted the whole night that stick up the ass Darcy was staring at me. I told him the whole story, he found it funny. I guess it is in retrospect but that doesn't mean that asshole Darcy isn't my sworn enemy for all eternity.
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A/N: Elizabeth's SN Twinkletoes, Danni's Trivialqueen, Charlotte's Lottie99, Bill's billnelieen, Darcy's KnightsaysNi, Georgiana's GeorgieDmusicgoddess. Email seems self explanitory. Gaye is a nickname for Galen.