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The Nega Moon

"Ok, you dimwits; you take it slow. Don't mess up like those other losers," the Queen yelled to her remaining minions.

"Yes, my Queen," the group replied.

"Why don't these stupid ropes comes off?" Sailor Moon yelled. After Ann and Alan's untimely demise, she had been snapped out of her hysteria by Mars' pulling on her pigtail. An argument had of course ensued, until Moon realized that her baby girl was still tied helplessly to a rock. Thus, she started to work on untying her, yet again.

"Because they're not supposed to. Duh. Leave them alone."

"I know who they are," Rini chirped happily in response to the unknown voice. "Yeah, I'm not lost. Finally!" It had been beginning to annoy her when she didn't recognize any of the people who were currently trying to kill her, when, according to everyone else, they were old enemies. Sometimes, being a junior Sailor from the future really annoyed her. She was one of the last to start fighting with the girls and she didn't even get to go to every fight. But these evil-doers, she knew them. They were the reason she had gone to the past in the first place. The Nega Moon family, as they were called, had tried to destroy her home. Rini had fled to the past, searching for Sailor Moon's help, in order to rid the future world of the four bickering sisters of evil, their boss with the horrible vest, his rival with the annoying laugh who was obsessed with their Prince (who was obsessed with Serenity), who refused to believe his brother when said younger brother told him he that he was being manipulated by his ghostly advisor Wiseman, who was actually working for the Doom Phantom. In the end, the Scouts had been able to help the sisters and royal brothers turn to the side of good, though the royalty had been killed eventually, anyway. And, the Sailor Scouts had also been able to defeat the rest of that clan. Or so they thought. Because here, right in front of me, Rini thought, is that very same clan. And none of them seemed either dead or good.

-THUD-

Mars slapped a hand to her head in annoyance. "Serena, get up!" Mars shouted into Sailor Moon's ears.

"They're good or dead; they're good or dead; why are they here?" Sailor Moon whined, falling back into her sobs- so much for snapping out of it.

"OK, you know what? This is getting way too weird!"

"You said it, Venus; what is this? Return of every villain we've ever fought?" Jupiter agreed. "Who's next? The Heart Snatchers, Amazon Trio, Quartet? This is ridiculous."

"We've decided to use our ultra, supernatural, big ole', 8 villain, mega bomb attack," the bad guys all shouted at once.

The scouts stared at them, Sailor Moon still on the floor. A frog croaked somewhere in the background.

"Hello, be scared!" Rubeus broke the silence, his red hair like fire above him.

"Yes, if nothing else, you should be mesmerized by my ultimate beauty," Emerald bragged with a toss of her green locks.

"Get real," Catsy pushed her.

"Don't push me! You'll smudge my make-up!" Emerald pushed Catsy back, making the latter girl's black tutu crinkle.

Birdy screamed, her blue-clad hands going up to cover her face in horror. "Don't push my sister, you ugly, old dragon!"

Emerald shivered, remembering the time when she had indeed been turned into a dragon. I told you never to mention that awful time in my glamorous life!"

"You can't be serious," Avery said, suppressing a smile. She crossed her arms over her gold armor, after smoothing her brown hair back towards its bow at the back of her head.

"Yeah, even Catsy's prettier than you," Prisma added.

"What? How dare you insult me like that," Catsy lunged for her elder sibling, pulling her dark green hair from its bun.

"Get off! Sapphire, help!"

"I'm coming, Prisma," Sapphire, a black-blue haired young man in white pants and a blue shirt, ran to his love's aid.

A fist fight broke out between the four once-again-evil sisters- Catsy, Birdy, Prisma, and Avery-, Emerald, and Sapphire.

"Hey! Hey, no powers; leave my little bro alone," Prince Diamond, wearing his trademark white suit, jumped into the brawl.

-BOOM-

All eyes, good and evil alike, turned to Rubeus, who had just blown a hole in the roof of the cave.

"Would you stop fighting each other? NOW! We're supposed to be fighting THEM!" Rubeus pointed to the Scouts. "Get a life!"

"Oh, I'll get a life alright, YOURS!" Price Diamond started to beat up Rubeus, everyone else joining in. The guy had actually always bugged each of them, though only Emerald ever admitted it and Catsy had thought she was in love with him at one time.

They all disappeared behind a thick wall of smoke. Muffled cries of 'You can't tell me what to do, I'm royalty!' and 'Ow! Get off!', along with other redundant shouts, could be heard.

The scouts stared.

SMOKE BOOM CRASH BOOM SMOKE

The evil villains went up in flames.

"That was… bizarre," Venus said absently.

"Tell me about it. They took themselves out," Mars added.

"At least now we don't have to fight them."

Sailor Moon wailed louder. She was so confused.

"Isn't anyone gonna shut her up? Or untie me, so I can whack her."

"I don't think so, Missy. It wouldn't be so very nice to hit your mother," the creepy voice of the Queen scolded Rini.

"Who are you? Tell us, now!" Mars demanded. This voice knew way too much about them for her liking. And, somehow, she seemed to have brought a bunch of their past enemies back to life and the side of evil. Mars didn't like that one bit.

"Uh-uh-uh. The game's not over 'till the fat lady sings," the voice replied as the hole in the roof made by idiotic minions was sealed up.

"Sing, Sailor Moon." Despite her horrible sense of foreboding, Mars couldn't resist the joke.

Rini snickered.

"That's not funny, Raye," Moon yelled, getting even louder with her sobs.

"Listen up, Imbeciles. Don't you dare fail me, like your sad little pals!" the Queen hissed. Now, she was starting to run out of back-up. These minions needed to shape up. She didn't want to get her hands dirty. The minions were supposed to do the killing, while the Queen ruled the world.

"That was strike number three. Get ready for Battle 4," the evil Queen yelled into her captives' room, still hiding her identity.

"Hey, no fair," Sailor Jupiter hollered," three strikes and your out. It's our turn!"

The Queen's laughter was her only reply.