Hello! It's me again! Thank you if you have R&R! I'd like to start by thanking Hanbags for letting me and Ryan be guest stars in her fanfic, I hope her story will keep going with brilliant chapters! Anyway, on with my story…

Note: The Ryan from Hanbags story is a different Ryan to the Ryan in my story, don't get mixed up!

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Xiaolin Showdown: The Legend of the Thunder Child

48: Jack in Black is back

Once they got out of the temple, they were greeted by Jack Spice, his army of Jack-Bots and a very loud recording of his theme tune.

"All Hail! Jack Spicer! Emperor of the universe!" yelled Jack over his theme music.

"What? Can you repeat that?" said Omi as her tried cleaning out his ears.

"I'm Jack Spice! Emperor of the universe!" yelled Jack again.

"What?" yelled Raimundo.

"JACK SPICER!" yelled Jack at the top of his voice.

"WHAT?" yelled Clay "WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"JACK SPIC…Oh forget it!" said Jack as he clicked his fingers at one of his Speaker-Bots to switch off the music.

"What are you doing here?" said Raimundo.

"I'm here for you wu!" said Jack.

"Okay…" said Clay.

"Lets get this straight" said Raimundo "You attack us with your robot, we destroy them and send you crying to mommy, Okay?"

"Okay" said Jack shrugging his shoulders, "I guess…Hey!"

Jack growled as he pushed a button on his watch. "Jack-Xs! Attack!"

Three metallic balls rolled out of nowhere and morphed into three Jack-Xs.

"Robotic Jack or real Jack…" sighed Clay "Doesn't matter as long as we get a good old butt kicking!"

The Jack-Xs lashed out at the three monks in their usual Jack-Bot kamikaze style. The first one shot at Omi, brandishing its Magnetic Rail Gun at him.

"Prepare to be defeated Jack…Robot…Whatever, just bring it!" shouted Omi as he went into his battle stance. There was a loud crackle of electricity as the Jack-X fired the Rail Gun, sending an electronically charged bullet straight at Omi. Omi charged at the Jack-X, narrowly missing the bullet as it shot past him. He skidded across the floor and through the Jack-Xs legs. The robot just turned around to see Omi's fist hit its head hard, sending it rolling along the ground.

"Ha!" laughed Omi "That's one robot that has been open up!"

"That's shut down partner!" said Clay as he dodged Jack-X's giant hammer fist as it swung it at him.

"So, you want a fist fight, huh?" said Clay as Jack-X went for another punch with the hammer fist. Clay managed to grab the fist and tried to push it against Jack-X. Clay began to sweat as his muscles began to weaken; the fist hammer slowly began to move closer to him.

"Whoa there, partner!" said Clay as he realised something, "Why am I pushing against you?"

He lifted the Jack-X up by the fist and swung it into the wall numerous times. He finally let go of the fist as the last of the robot parts fell onto the floor. The last Jack-X went for Raimundo, but missed and ended up getting its fist stuck in a wall.

"Let's see what makes you tick" said Raimundo as he gave Jack-X's chest plating a hard thump. The metal plating fell off, revealing Jack-X's inner mechanics.

"What does this do?" said Raimundo as he reached in and flicked a switch that he found.

"Auto Ball Mode overridden!" said Jack-X as he moved back from Raimundo and rolled back into a metal ball.

"Raimundo's got the ball!" said Raimundo as he dribbled the ball around the floor.

"He aims…He shoots…" said Raimundo as he kicked the ball hard, sending it whizzing through the air, barely missing Jack and crashed into the wall, shattering into hundreds of pieces.

"GOAL!" cheered Raimundo as he did a little victory dance.

"It seems that we have won, Jack Spicer!" said Omi.

"Aww man!" groaned Jack "Can't I get a break once!"

"No, you can't!" said Raimundo "Now switch on your Heli-Bot and go home!"

"Hey Rai!" called a voice from the temple, "The shower is all yours!"

Kimiko walked out of the temple, slightly damp with a towel wrapped round her head. She noticed the ground was littered with robot parts.

"Err…Did I miss something?" said Kimiko "Oh! It's only Jack…"

"It's not fair!" groaned Jack as he switched his Heli-Bot and hovered in the air, "First Ryan kicks my butt, and then you guys kick my butt!"

"You've seen Ryan?" said Kimiko.

"Yeah…" sighed Jack "He's on the road to world domination…Ryan and Chase have begun preparing for their conquest of the world"

"Seriously?" said Raimundo.

"Yeah, soon we can expect to hear people chanting things like "All Hail! Overlord Chase Young!" and "Hail Ryan and Ashley"…"

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Slow down there, Jack!" said Kimiko "Ryan and Ashley?"

"Who is Ashley?" said Omi.

"Ashley, you know, Katnappè" said Jack.

"Ryan and Katnappè? What are they doing?" said Clay.

"The way I saw it" said Jack "Those two are "Seeing each other" and that…"

Jack was cut off by Kimiko, who grabbed his coat and began shouting him.

"What?" yelled Kimiko "Say that again!"

"They…are…see…ing…each…other…" gasped Jack as he was shaken back and forth.

"WHAT?" yelled Kimiko, her voice seemed to shake the temple.

"Uh oh…" sighed Raimundo as he watched Kimiko throw Jack against the wall, "We better take cover!"

"THAT BITCH!" screamed Kimiko with fire poring from her hands, "HOW DARE SHE TRY AND MAKE A MOVE ON MY MAN!"

"Kimiko!" said Omi as he tried to get to her without getting burnt, "You must calm down!"

"BUT THAT SLUT HAS TAKEN MY BOYFREIND!" screamed Kimiko again. The fire began to spread around her, pushing Omi back.

"Kimiko! Calm down! Water!" shouted Omi as he held up his hands, a blast of water flowed out of them and sprayed Kimiko, dousing her fire.

"Thank you…Omi…" groaned Kimiko as she shook water off herself.

"You okay, partner?" said Clay as he and Raimundo ran up to her.

"I'm…fine…" said Kimiko as she walked slowly to the dormitory, "I'm…going to…lie down"

"Poor girl…" said Raimundo, as he and the others walked through the temple.

"Yes, she has changed a lot since Ryan has gone" said Omi.

"It's best if we round him up soon" said Clay "Before she goes crazier than saddles on chickens"

"Yes, the longer we wait, the more we "fall apart"" said Raimundo. Clay and Omi nodded in agreement as they ran towards the dormitory, "Once Kimiko is ready, we will storm Chase's lair again!"

They entered the dormitory and were just about to open Kimiko's curtain to her room when there was an ear splitting explosion.

"What in tar nations?" cried Clay.

"It sounded like it came from the vault!" said Omi. Raimundo slapped himself on the forehead when he realised something.

"Damn it!" yelled Raimundo "We forgot about Jack! He has probably taken some of our Wu!"

They ran at top speed towards the vault, but they were too late. There was a large hole in the side of the vault, which was probably the source of the explosion and on the horizon they saw a silvery craft flying off into the distance.

"Oh no! He made off with the Silver Manta Ray!" said Omi.

"Damn you, Jack!" roared Raimundo as he shook his fist in the direction of the Silver Manta Ray.

"What did I do now?" groaned a voice behind them. They looked behind them and saw Jack leaning against a wall.

"Jack?" gasped Clay "What are you doing there?"

"I'm…still recovering from…when Kimiko…threw me…into…the wall…" groaned Jack as he limped towards them, "Who just left?"

"Uh oh!" gasped Raimundo as he ran into the vault, "Omi! Clay! Follow me!"

Clay and Omi ran after him, leaving Jack alone in the courtyard.

"Okay…" groaned Jack as he switched on his Heli-Bot, "I need to…get home…I think I've broken…every bone…in my body…"

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