TRUTH OR DARE
"Ok, girls!" Karen said. All the young girls (that's everyone aged 16-18) of Mineral Town were sitting round in a circle on the floor in the flowerbeds on Mother's Hill. It was a warm summer night, so Pink Kat flowers had bloomed everywhere. Apparently, Karen seemed to think that wine made them grow better, as she had about 8000 bottles surrounding the place (she had both an abnormally large capacity for alcohol, and an extremely large rucksack.)
"So, who should start?", asked Ann. "I dunno", replied Mary in her usual quiet voice. "How about we play the kind of truth or dare where we all answer slash (well, how can she say !) do the dare that is to be done? I'll go first!" said Popuri in her predictable bubbly way. "Ok Popuri, truth or dare?", said Elli, as sensibly as always. "Um… truth!" Popuri said, then bursting into a maniacal fit of giggling.
"Ok… um, who do you like?" asked Ann. "Oh, don't ask her that, that's a shitty question!" said Karen. "Karen, you don't have to be so rude!" scolded Elli. "True. Sorry for not being truthful enough, Ann. In reality, your question was a fucking pile of dog crap which Rick (they all shudder at the mention of this super dork's name) has eaten, regurgitated, eaten again, crapped out, been eaten by a male cow, crapped out again, hence becoming bullshit…(this went on for about 2 more minutes) and then, been shitted out by Rick again", Karen finished, now struggling for breath. Everyone just stared blankly at Karen for a second. "Erm… I could think of a better one?".
"Ok, Karen, what would you ask? Oh, remember, DON'T ask anything to rude or personal", Elli warned. "Fair enough", Karen reasoned. "Ok then, hmm, lets see.. oh, I got it! Popuri, have you ever fucked anyone before?" "KAREN!" shouted everyone (apart from, of course, Karen.) "What?" she replied. "Oh, sorry. Too rude. Ok then, have you ever screwed anyone?" Everyone else just sighs, while Karen takes another swig. "Well, I guess you better answer the question", says Mary.
"…maybe" says Popuri, before practically going into a coma from giggling. "Really?" said Karen, looking up from her who-knows-how-manyith bottle of wine. "Well, we were down at the beach for the Fireworks festival, when Kai… KISSED ME!" the girl laughed so hard that she seriously could have been mistaken for a pink hyena. Karen sighed, and turned her attention back to her who-knows-how-manyith bottle of wine.
"What about you, Ann?" she asked, since they were playing the kind of truth or dare where they all answered slash (I mean/ ) did the dare that was to be done. "Well… there was this one night, where Cliff and I got a bit drunk and, well, one thing led to another…" Ann was then cut off by, you guessed it, Popuri's maniacal laughter.
"How about you, Elli?" asked Karen, who was now onto her who-knows-how-manyith+1 bottle of wine. "As you SHOULD know, Karen, respectable women do NOT lose their virginity until they're married, right, Mary?" "Absolutely!"replied Mary. "Ok, how 'bout you?" Karen turned her attention to Mary, who she realised hadn't answered yet. "Well," Mary said, "let's see, I've fucked Gray, Harris, Rick, Kai, Cliff, Jack, Tim, oh, that's the doctor to you Elli, Duke, Doug, Saibara, Basil, Ellen (at this point every single girl was staring at her in absolute shock, as they didn't know this was the name of some random tourist with weird parents), Won, Gourmet, Stu (no also not what you think. Some random tourist), Kappa, Nappy, Bold, Staid, Hoggy, Chef, and Aqua. Oh yeah, and Timid. Oh yeah, and Jeff… and about 63 more tourists besides Stu and Ellen (the other girls sighed a huge sigh of relief at this point, although they were still pretty goddess damned weirded out!).
" Well, that was totally unexpected", said Karen, who seemed to not care that one of her best friends had just said she'd screwed her dad. "What about you?" said Mary, as all of the other girls where still too shocked to say anything (yes, even Popuri wasn't laughing). "Yeah, I've screwed someone, quite a few times. Although I was underage at the time, so if you tell anyone" Karen made out various actions that involved death. "He was this boy… he was my first love… we were 13…oh well, fuck it, he never came back like he promised", she added sourly.
"Ok, guys, lets get on with this game" Ann said. "Karen, truth or dare?" A smile appeared on Karen's face, as she said "Dare".
A/N: Ok… I'm really weird, I didn't expect it to be this vulgar… screw it, it's rated T. Anyways, should I continue, or should I put you out of your misery? You decide! RnR!
Oh yeah, and thanks to:
Young Roy: Yes, he's a genius… although he wasn't too smart in pissing Karen off. That's probably the stupedist decision anyone could make (and yes, spelling stupidest stupedist was intended as a pun).
Greenfrie: Thanks, I'm naturally talented (and yes that too was a joke.
Farmergrl0319: Well, heres your next laugh! (although, I personally prefer the start) p.s, your review was what made me continue, so it's all your fault!