TRUTH OR DARE: PART 2
A/N: Ok, this is a REALLY bad chapter, well, it has LOADS of REALLY bad swearing in it, so DO NOT read it if you don't like swearing, or your mind will end up almost as badly scarred as mine. It also includes quite a lot of perving on the boys side.
"WAAHHHHHHHHH!". Everyone turned to look at Popuri. "What's the matter?", asked Elli soothingly. "I j-jj-just sniff realised that M-m-mmary has slept with sniff K-k-k-kk-KAI! WAAAAAAH!" sobbed a rather upset Popuri. "Hey Popuri?" said Karen, in a surprisingly gentle voice. "Ww-w-what K-k-kk-karen?" sniffled Popuri. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Popuri did exactly what she was told (for once) in fear that Karen would do some of the things she was implying she'd do in Chapter 2.
"Erm…ANYWAY", said Ann, feeling rather pissed off that noone had seemed to remember that they were playing truth or dare, you know, the kind that… oh forget it. "Hey Karen, I dare you to go pash the new guy, Jack", said Mary, realising that the guys had also walked up to Mother's Hill, and had placed themselves in an extremely convenient position where they got a look right up Karen's very low cut V-neck, Elli's dress, Ann's shirt (which, by pure coincidence, was also a very low cut V-neck), both Popuri's dress and a good view of her boobs (now that sounds physically impossible, doesn't it?) and Mary's surprisingly small skirt (although it wasn't so surprising to the girls any more).
"DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT MOTHER-FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT EVER AGAIN!". "Geez, you would not guess that Karen was a good singer, would you?" said Kai, while ogling at Popuri's cleavage… and somehow looking up her skirt at the same time.
"She's talking about me, isn't she", said a very worried looking Jack". "Yup", said Cliff, who was looking not down Ann's shirt, as was to be expected, but at her face (he thought she looked beautiful amongst the flowers. The guys all thought he was mentally retarded for not thinking somewhere else was more beautiful, but he didn't care.)
"Damn it… I really like her, ya know?... then again, who doesn't…" Jack said sadly. "Me", replies Cliff. "C'mon, don't tell me you've never thought of…""JACK, YOU SICKO, SHE'S MY COUSIN!" Cliff interrupted, quite disgusted at the mere thought of it. "Well that would've been nice to know BEFORE I said that…"
"Fuck", said Karen, overhearing Cliff's yelling fit. "They're talking about me". "C'mon, Karen," teased Ann. "Go for it!". "…Fine! But NEVER mention this again!" Karen walked off in the direction of Jack. Seeing she was coming his way, he almost crapped himself, and tried to run, but found his legs were wobbling too much to even stand up. "Oh, shit", he whimpered, as she got closer.
She was now mere centre-metres away from his face, he closed his eyes, waiting for the big punch, when… she kissed him. Not just a little light kiss, a full on pash, that lasted for 15 seconds. Then, as they parted, she whacked him in the face. Jack just lay there in a confused heap, wondering what the hell was going on. Karen simply turned around, walked a few steps, then turned around again and said "Oh, and Jack? You're a terrible kisser". After she was about half-way back to her group, the guys (discluding Jack obviously) burst into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
A/N: I'm actually enjoying writing this crap, so I'm doing a chapter a day now! That is, if you guys are still reading this…
ThAnK yOu To:
Tikzch: Thanks, I will (keep writing this) oh and, btw, Mary is the one who's screwed so many people 0.o (I know it's totally OOC, but, whatev )
Farmergrl0319: Thankyou for continuing to read my story. If I'm still getting reviews, I'll still write! And I'm also glad my sick and twisted mind can bring laughter.
ThAnK yOu OnCe AgAiN!
