TRUTH OR DARE: NOW THIS IS GETTING WEIRD!

A/N: This chapter will be funny… I hope… I know that I'm flattering myself here, but did anyone else here find the last chapter hilarious? I didn't explain it properly, but what I meant by all the "subtle" hints was that Jack got a lovely makeover. Oh yeah, and, Jack may not have actually "deflowered" Popuri. You see, when she was flung down the stairs, she landed in an awkward position… ah, but I'm getting ahead of myself (I heard saying that makes you sound smart) but now, I must finish my novelty over-sized chapter, and continue on!

"She is pure evil", Jack said as the guys neared the entrance to the beach. "Yeah, she's pure hot too!" said Kai. "True", said Jack, but this didn't mean he was happy when he saw all the girls gathered near the deck chairs. There, in all her glory, was Karen, sitting in the same revealing bikini that almost got him killed . All the other girls, with the exception of Mary, were wearing an unrevealing one-piece (Mary was wearing a G-String, and practically not wearing anything on top). Karen blew a kiss at him, waving Ann's lipstick in the air. All the girls burst out in laughter.

"I'm never gonna get a girlfriend now, am I?" said Jack sadly. "Shit no pal, shit no", said Kai comfortingly. Jack turned back to the girl and saw them all laughing still. All except Karen. She was wearing what Jack interpreted as a mildly flirty grin. She winked at him. Jack was taken aback. "I just never will understand girls".

"So, anyway, like I was saying, Jack may be an lying, cheating bastard who took advantage of me", Popuri said. Ann shot her a cold glare. Despite the events of last night, Ann still cared for Cliff. She thought the insult may have had ma double meaning, a phrase which here means "been aimed not only at that lying, cheating bastard Jack, but also at "Cliffie-wiffie (is she implying he stinks?)". (I apologise sincerely to Lemony Snicket for this reference. If you for some reason stumble upon this story, stop reading it now, as it is so terrible…there I go again. Sorry!). Ann then remembered how Popuri had asked her what had happened last night. She hadn't remembered what she'd done, so Ann decided to spare her. "Nothing much", she replied with her convincing but fake smile on her face.

"Erm… guys?" Popuri asked, a little weird out at the fact that no one had replied because there was too much room taken up by the Lemony Snicket thing in the last paragraph. "Oh, don't worry, he may be a lying, cheating bastard, but your still as "innocent" as ever. Ya see, Ann got angry, maybe you puked all over the carpet or something" -at this Ann looked down to avoid Popuri's eyes- "and she threw you down the stairs, all too conveniently you landed right on top of Jack, who was naked because of a bet we made", she said then bursting into a fit of laughter similar to that of Popuri's in the previous chapters (she was wondering whether the water-proof mascara had taken a while to rub off).

"Oh, thank Goddess", she said, obviously quite relieved. "I am never drinking again. It hurts in the morning", she sobbed. "You had a hangover, bitch", said Karen. Popuri took no offence in this, as, when Karen said it, she meant it at a compliment.

"Hey guys, I know, why don't WE play truth or dare!" said Rick. Everyone just stared at him. "Congratulations for coming out of the closet", said Kai. "No, I'm serious, guys", replied Rick, looking like he was about to cry. "Rick, would you please do us all a favour by fucking off" said the generally silent but always nonchalant Doctor. "SHUT UP!" Rick yelled, looking like he does when Kai really pisses him off. "Look, if you don't come on to us for at LEAST the rest of the day, we'll play your little game" said Cliff impatiently. This obviously made the guys crack up. Rick looked like he wanted to cry, but realised that this was his one chance to get them to play. "Whatever", he replied huffily.

"I may as well go first, I don't think Karen could embarrass myself anymore than she already has", Jack said. "Ok, truth or dare", says Kai, already looking bored, although he secretly had always loved the game. "I better be safe, I'll go with truth", Jack said with a hint of sadness in his voice. "Ok then", said Kai, knowing the perfect question. "Are you a virgin?" "Ok, ok, dare", said Jack. He was now a reddish pink. "Excellent. Now, I dare you to ask everyone here to a wild party at your house, to be held on the 18th for your birthday", Kai said evilly. "Oh, fuck you Kai!" said Jack, annoyed that he had fallen for such a cheap trick (Kai had been bugging him to have a wild party ever since he found out when Jack's birthday was, a.k.a, on the walk to the beach that day).

"Ok, do you all wanna come to a wild party, which I am being forced to hold at my farm on Saturday?" he said, in his I'm-pissed-off-with-you-all tone of voice. "Great. Now go ask the girls." "WHAT! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!" Jack yelled, he was NOT going near Karen anytime soon. "What, did you expect me to ask you to hold a sausage-fest party?" said Kai, taking it quite personally. "I said you have to ask everyone here, and by here I mean the beach", he said smugly. "Fine, but I hate all of you!" He said, now scared to death at the thought of having to go near his crush/bully.

"Hey, look, here comes Jackonette! Hi Jackonette!" said Karen in a sweet voice that definitely didn't suit her. "Ha, ha, very funny. I came over hear to ask you to a party. But only because HE made me", he said, pointing to Kai, who was innocently whistling and twiddling his thumbs. "Oh, honey, you shouldn't let your boyfriend control you like that", Karen replied, still not giving up the joke.

"Look, is it yes or no?" Jack responded irritably. "Hold you horses hon. When, pray tell, is this little party of yours?" she said, looking a little bored. "The 18th. It's gonna be at my farm." "Well, surprise, surprise, it's on your birthday", she said, still sounding bored. "…How did you know that!" said Jack, wondering if she knew more about him than he thought. "I know a lot more about you than you think I know, Jack", she replied, a hint of mystery in her voice.

"Fine, we'll come to your gay party, but you owe us!" Karen yelled as the girls (this time meaning all of them, not just Karen) jumped into the warm salty water.

A/N: Ok, so it wasn't that weird… but I bet it will be at the party! Now for the…

TTTTTHHHHHAAAAANNNNNKKKKKYYYYYOOOOOUUUUUSSSSS:

Farmergrl0319: Yeah, that was an unexpected twist! Scary… shit yeah! Oh, and BTW, Jack had a makeover while he was running around… so sad (for him, not Karen)

Greenfrie: Sorry, I wasn't copying, in fact, I haven't read your fic, although I should, it sounds funny… just like alcohol. Oh yeah, and, ah sorry about the, heh heh, men are dumb thing… RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, GIRLS!

Tikzch: Yep, she was as drunk as hell… on one drop of light strength beer… did I mention her beer was light-strength? Yup, looking back, that was one hell of a funny phrase. Especially because he was wearing makeup and didn't know it… here's some more for ya!

Seeya next chapter (whenever that may be…)