A/N: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! I know this chapter is short andI apologise deeply for updating in more than 24hrs, but I have a cousin over, so I've been spending the day with her! I'll upgrade real soon, promise!
Jack sighed as he pulled the last tomato out of the ground. He checked his watch. They (meaning everyone apart from Jack, who was too grumpy to talk) had decided to come around at 6:00pm, as the night would still be young, and all that crap.
FUCK! It was 5:55pm! That meant not only had he given himself only 5 minutes to prepare, but that he hadn't noticed that Zack, the shipper, had come around almost an hour ago.
Jack quickly got undressed and got into his best shirt. Then, the doorbell rang. Before Jack could yell so much as "Coming!", Karen entered.
She looked at him weirdly before saying "You may have wanted to warn me that you don't usually wear pants in your house before inviting me to this party" she said, still looking at Jack like he was a crazed psychopath (which he probably was, but shut up…)
Jack wasn't even listening to Karen. He was looking at her though. He loved the way her eyes shone in the moonlight, the way her tanned brownish skin glowed beautifully…"Umm… are you gonna put pants on?" said a voice from behind Karen. It was Popuri. He could here a lot of giggles from behind her. "AHHHH! Er, just a sec, I'll be right back…" when he closed the door he heard shrieks of uncontrollable laughter from the other side.
Kai wasn't very pleased when he saw all the girls gathered around the door. He saw them all wearing huge puffy dresses. "Oh, hi Kai!...and Rick…" the girls all started to take off they're dresses (he realised they must have been wearing them as a cover-up from their parents).
Underneath, Ann had on a tube top and short-shorts, Popuri a pink mini-skirt and a tight white top, Mary was practically not wearing anything, Elli had on her usually dress, but tighter, and lower at the top and shorter at the bottom(she'd always been good with a needle and thread), and Karen, she just had on her bikini and some denim short-shorts.
"Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!" He yelled, wondering if Marcia off Australian Idol would care about him using that statement.
Kai was pretty much wearing what he did everyday, in fact, so was Cliff, Tim, and Jack, who'd just put on a clean change of clothes. As soon as everyone saw Rick, tears were shed at how pathetic he looked.
He was wearing a pink kilt, had a witch's hat on (with pink fake hair attached),a tiara, and half a (how did you guess, pink) bikini on top. At first, everyone just stared. "I thought this was fancy dress", he said, looking confused. Now the tears were shed. The tears of laughter, that is.
"C'mon, Karen my darling, walk me home so I can get dressed", Rick said, sounding quite upset, "Rick, Jack has a better chance of being with me than you do!" everyone laughed. Jack didn't know whether what she'd said was good or bad. He sucked at understanding the opposite sex. Rick looked hurt, and went crying (literally) home.
As soon as Rick had come back, dressed in his normal daggy clothes, it began. The alcohol was put taken out of the fridge, the offspring CD (blatant advertising. Gotta love it!) was put on, and the party had started.
A/N: I hope you found it funny! Now for the…
:SUO KNAHT
Greenfrie: Yeah, I am pretty forge… what were we talkin' bout?
Tikzch: Thanks! I'll try!
Farnergrl0319: Yes, this party will be twisted, I'll probably have to put on another warning! Lol!