THE PARTY: BOREDOM SUCKS BALLS

A/N: Murder me now. I feel so horrible about leaving you for so long without another chapter. I've been like, 24 hours! I'm so SORRY! I went to my grandma's house for dinner you see. Well, at least I don't have mother-fucking swimming training tomorrow at 10:40 (am, duh!) so I can stay up till around 7 (also am, dumb-ass!) Do you have to do swimming school stuff? Its terrible! The clothes-swims get easier in time, of course, but I'm barely listening when they're saying all this crap about CPR. My mind is elsewhere .I'm usually thinkin' bout ideas for fanfics (which I then weave together into the main plot) so if I fail, it's ALL YOUR FAULT! Anyway… fuck, I'm bleeding, I cut me finger on a coke can!... ANYWAY, here is your long awaited chapter. Enjoy… if that's possible…

"Dude, this party is shit-house", said Kai, quite frankly one pissed-off depressed teen (kinda reminds you of me, dusn' it). "Dude, it WAS your idea to do this in the first place", said Jack, kinda hurt. It was 30 minutes into the party, and nothing really exciting had happened, but that didn't mean the party was boring did it? Of course it didn't…

But he knew Kai was right. The only one having fun was Rick (he had hooked up a karaoke thingy to the TV and was singing his heart out to "My Boy Lollipop" (I think that's its name). All the girls looked thoroughly bored, and Jack could swear Popuri was asleep. "Oh, fuck this shit, its time to party!" Karen said finally. She then did a mere few things that started the party properly.

First things first, she picked up the Karaoke set, and unplugged it extremely carefully. "I didn't wanna do anything that could damage the TV", she explained, then threw the set out the window (it landed somewhere in Timbuktu). Next, she put a beer in everyone's hand, after opening it with her chest (the guys were all of a sudden very interested in the brand of beer Jack had bought).

Then, she turned off the big light, and turned on a dark multicoloured light. She then turned the music up to full blast, and by pure chance the song "Spaz's House Destruction Party" (it's not by the Offspring, I don't know who it's done by, but it's on my MP3, and I'm listening to it right now!) And then the party really begun.

In a mere manner of minutes, everyone was dancing (apart from Rick, who was crying miserably in a corner because he was scared) and things were starting to liven up a bit. Jack didn't know why, but Karen was dancing right next to him. In fact, if you were looking at them from a side view, you'd think she was making out with him!

She was extremely close, one would definitely call her too close for comfort, if he wasn't as happy as he'd ever been at that moment in his life. She was a spectacular dancer, she worked her body like it was the easiest thing possible.

Her hands were going up and down his body (no, not where you think, she aint no slut…) when all of a sudden she walked around him, doing a full 360. But around half way around, she surprised him further than humanly possible. She grabbed his butt, winking. The mouthful of beer that previously occupied his mouth was spit out onto Cliff. "FUCK WHOEVER WRITES THIS SHIT!" he yelled, making me change my decision of marrying him in MFoMT (when I stop being a tight-arse and go buy it).

"What the fuck was that!" he whispered into Karen's ear when she'd come back around to his side. "It was me grabbing your arse, dummy" she whispered back, then turning around to go dance with Kai. But after a few steps, she turned around (she's been doing a lot of that in this story) kissed her hand, then slapped her butt with the same hand.

"Any information I thought I previously knew about the opposite sex has now gone out the door" he said, staring at the girl that had humiliated him, but also… liked him?

A/N: Fuck. I was hoping that since you had to wait longer I'd be motivated to write something interesting. Well, it is interesting, but when I say interesting, I mean a steaming pile of dog crap… anyway, time for the…

YOU THANKS:

FARMERGRL0319: Well, its started all right, with a little help from Karen…

TIKZCH: Oi, don't you go bad-mouthing my cousin… bad-mouth me instead! Seriously though, I have Jack naked so much because I think he's one sexy mama (that was in no way even the slightest bit true, he's a fucking image on a screen!)

PACIFICTWIST: Thanks so much! It's not really that amazing, I mean I took forever to put up this chapter! Thanks, I love being the crude, rude bitch that I am, it's really fun (then again, what I find fun, you probably wouldn't dream of in your nightmares… that's right, I've seen Family Guy! AHHHHHHHHH… not really as scary as I'd hoped…)

Now, I really need to go piss, so if you'll excuse me…

Signed The tight-arsed bitch with the "evil" name Ella.