PREPARATIONS 2
A/N: hey, cool, people actually still read this… (well, time to be brutally honest) fucking pile of shit! There is a reason I'm focusing on this story line and these characters (heh heh, soon to be revealed) but believe me, I've got a fucking twisted plot inside my head that will be coming out my warped brain soon! Oh yeah, this chapter's being released twice, remember? Now, on with the show!
After waiting for about 12 days, Popuri got bored of standing in the entrance of the Mayor's house, and decided to go and prepare for the party that was to be had in 2 days.
A/N: Yes, I've noticed no one cares that Kai is gone too…
Popuri thought about where she would go to find balloons and streamers which would be held by all the townsfolk while they burst into Jack's (no, the Jack from this story, jack-t-man) house suddenly at 9 pm. Popuri remembered Suddenly that Carter had recently held a 30+ year old virgin party at the church, and that they had plenty of supplies left over (or at least she naturally assumed they had).
As Popuri entered the church she saw Carter giving little May and Stu chocolate (she suddenly felt extremely envious of the little kids, and planned to egg their houses that night while they slept).
"Hey Carter!" she said happily, eyeing the children's chocolaty hands and faces evilly.
"Why Popuri! What a lovely surprise!" said Carter in his usual calm and friendly manner.
"I just came over to ask you a question", Popuri said happily.
"…Oh, I know what this is about" said Carter in the same manner as before. He turned to the two chocolate covered young children.
" Now little ones. Why don't you both go on outside and play a game of Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?" he said, tone still not getting even slightly angry.
"Yes Carter!" said the two children. They walked towards the door, arguing about who would be it this time around. As soon as the kids had exited through the large oak doors, Carter's face went serious and his tone changed to one of great (gangsta style) annoyance.
"Look, I know who you are, and you mother fuckers will not get away with your lies. If I've told you once, I've told you a million times… I FELL! OK! I TRIPPED OVER CHEF AND JUST FELL IN AN INCONVENIENT SPOT THAT HAPPENED TO BE ON TIMID'S…" but Carter stopped at this point while seeing that Popuri was starting at him wide eyed and scared.
"Uh.. I just let out an embarrassing secret for no reason didn't I?" Carter asked. Popuri just nodded.
"I, erm, actually came hear to ask if you… had any party supplies left from your old people party…" Popuri said (now extremely convinced that this was one of the most fucked up towns ever invented).
"Oh, yes of course!" he said, back to calm old Carter.
"Cool…" said Popuri, taking the large amount of balloons (well… she hoped that was what they were) and streamers he handed her.
"Umm… I'll go now…" she said, and quickly walked out of the church.
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Tikzch: Yeah, short it was. Now to school I go (what the fuck? Am I turning into Yoda or something?).
Till next chapter, ahoy hoy!
KM