CELEBRATIONS GONE HORRIBLY FUNNY

A/N: Greetings. I am currently high on sugar, and so will probably be writing a few chapters consecutively (hopefully, not definitely). Ok, you guys said you like my little A/Ns, and quite frankly, I'm glad. I enjoy writing this, as it lets off some of the weird and apparently funny situations that float randomly around my brain. Oh yea, I've been thinking f this chapter in the EVIL holiday my old el-shitto computer decided to take (it ended up being a permanent holiday, but it was a bastard anyway). So, without further ado, enjoy!

Time had decided it would skip a few days, meaning this particular day that Popuri woke up was Fall 15th, 3 am (she liked the "perky pills" that Rick made her take every morning).

She was quite excited, thinking of all the great things she had done to prepare the lovely party for Karen. She remembered the eye-opening experience with Carter, and the alcohol she'd "borrowed" while Duke was in a "happy" (cough, cough, drunk, cough, cough) mood.

Then she remembered the cake. She knew that Elli was by far the best baker she could talk to safely (Ann is a nice girl and all, but for some reason last time they'd talked she'd kept "accidentally" punching her in the face).

Elli seemed happy to help. In fact, when Popuri had told Elli it was a birthday cake for Karen, Elli had jumped for joy all around the place, happily punching walls and saying "that bitch will pay for stealing Jack, my one true love from me".

Popuri had become a little suspicious at that point of some kind of small quarry between Karen and her, but after that, Elli had put a lovely smile on her face (although Popuri was a dumb arse, and didn't realize that it was actually an evil grin), and said she would be happy to help. She asked Popuri to pick it up the next day, getting out a knife, a chopping board, and about 44076286 red grasses (what they were for, Popuri had no idea, but she thought it rude to ask).

A/N: Ok, I got lazy here, so I'm skipping ahead to the best bit.

Jack opened the door at 6(pm, fuckwit) just before Karen knocked on the door (they had made some sort of telepathic link). "Hey, Sexy", Karen said mischievously. "Hey Karen", Jack returned. "Sooo… what do ya wanna do?" Jack asked. "I thought we could play Scrabble…" he added. They stood in the doorway for about 4 seconds. Then Karen grabbed Jack and started making out with him. "Something tells me this will be more fun than Scrabble" came Jack's muffled voice from inside Karen's mouth. Karen kicked the door shut behind them as they stumbled forward (for the record, she almost broke the island in half).

Popuri led everyone to Jack's front door. She had managed to gather the whole town for this event. Even Kai had apparated Harry Potter style to see Karen in what he hoped would be an extremely revealing party dress (little did he know…). The whole town gathered in front of Jack's door. "On the count of three", Popuri whispered.

Popuri held one finger up.

Up went the second one.

Number three jumped up.

Every single member of the town, including the Kappa, Goddess, Gourmet, Harvest Sprites, and even Murray (I had to get some sort of hobo in this story) jumped into Jack's house.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN!" and then there was complete silence.

Karen and Jack laid horrified in the bed. Everyone stared at them. Popuri started to realize remember all those tiny signs, and then, after not getting anywhere, said "Why are you two naked?" everyone's attention was now turned to Popuri.

"Wait a minute… OH MY GOD! JACK'S HAT IS OFF! THE FINAL AND BIGGEST CLUE HAS REVEALED THE TRUTH! JACK AND KAREN ARE A COUPLE!"

A/N: Ok, so it wasn't that funny… was it? You decide!

Thank Fucking Yous:

DiscoLemonaid: Actually, it was a test, to see if my reviewers (meaning you guys) preferred my writing with or without my extra A/Ns. Read them both carefully… I'll have a look at your fanfics!

Jack-t-man: Yay, love!… wait a min… how old are you? I'm 13, so… you better not be some freaky 69506804 year old! Yes, although I love Harvest Moon, and play it more than any other game, I absolutely am IN love with Zelda! It's the BEST! I remember watching my brother play it when I was just 6 years old… good times, good times. Thanks a bunch for reviewing again! Oh yeah, I'm looking forward to reading your Zelda fic, it won't be shit (that's physically impossible :P)

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GeneralDragon: Thank you yet again for revi… hang on a second… party? PARTY! WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT INVITED! I'M GONNA SUE YOUR FUCKING ARSE OFF, BITCH! (I guess now you know why some of my reviewers never come back. If you couldn't tell, it was a joke. But, quite frankly, if you couldn't tell, you deserve to be offended…)

Well, thank you once again to all of you. Now, I'll see you fuckers (yet again, a joke, fuckwit) next chapter!