AWKWARD MOMENTS
A/N: Fuck sickness. I'm pretty pissed off right now because my mum MADE me stay home. Just because I've been coughing every few seconds… anyway. I've decided that I'll try to update once every two days, and hopefully both weekend days. Well… enjoy!
"Popuri… didn't you already know?" Mary asked, confused on the dumness (yes, I misspelled it on purpose) of the pink haired girl.
"…What?" said Popuri, confused.
"Well, Popuri, it was a little obvious, wasn't it?" said Nappy, looking up at the girl (although little did Popuri know, he was actually looking up her skirt).
"I mean, come on", said Kai staring at her incredulously (I don't actually know what that means, but whatever).
"They were making out on the fucking beach!" exclaimed Ellen (strangely enough, no one seemed to notice the fact that Ellen had just swore, or even weirder, she wasn't actually at the beach for the fireworks festival...).
"And are you completely oblivious to the fact that they're fucking at this very moment?" added May.
"Geez, couldn't you tell?" Harris asked.
"Hey, wait a minute…if you knew, then why the hell didn't you just tell me instead of going through that whole spying on them thing?
"Try naming one case I've had in this town" said Harris. Every single person in the room had a blank face.
"Point proved," said Popuri, "but what about everyone else? Why was no one else talking about it?" she said, pretty pissed off.
"We were" said Manna, "but you're so fucking dumb you probably didn't even notice. God, the youth of today, you're so ignorant. I wish you would just listen, you all suck! Seriously, fuck you all…" it went on like this for about 76545 hours (literally…). Gray looked around the room desperately, trying to find something to shut her up. Then he noticed…
"Hey, where are Karen and Jack?" everyone turned their attention to the bed.
"God, there you go again, interrupting me…" luckily, Mary punched Manna in the face.
It looks like they escaped while Manna was talking…" said Elli.
"Lucky", mumbled Gray darkly.
"Hey… is that a letter?" Ann pointed to something that looked like 5789679376937 pieces of paper with writing on it (well, if I'd said that Ann pointed to a letter that looked like a letter, it would have made even less sense...). Manna, while slowly rising to her feet, wondered if maybe she did talk too much. I mean, if they'd written a 5789679376937 page note while she was talking… nah. Karen must just be a fast writer.
A/N: Hello again. I'm so fucking excited! In a few days, I'm FINALLY getting AWL in the mail…
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MichelletheBabe: Hi! Thanks for reviewing! It's always good to have new reviewers… and in answer to your question, yes, I do actually live in Australia (although I say it so much, it would probably be hard to tell if I was kidding or not :P) oh yeah, and your HM story doesn't seem M rated… yet…but it's good! Oh yeah, and sorry about making chapters so short… as you can tell, on holidays I have more time ( I have no friends… well, ok, maybe 30, but that's still a loner). I'll try and make them a little longer though.
Tikzch: Of course I'm cooler than you, duh. Do YOU still have your (hundreds of) soft toys? I think not! (lol) Yes, Popuri is a fucking idiot… kinda reminds you of me ;)
GeneralDragon: I like the A/Ns too, I'mglad other people do. They just let me vent my fucked up randomness that little bit more…LMAO! I love surprising people! Didn't you swear the much when you were 13? Like everyone does where I live. Wait a minute… how old are you then?
Jack-t-man: Hey, your story's random. Wit a minute… YOU'RE COPYING OFF ME! YOU'RE A FUCKING CHEAT!… (I'm gonna calm down now, realizing I probably can't afford to lose ANOTHER reviewer…) I like it, it be funny.
See you all in the burning fucking epitemy of the hell that doesn't exist,
KM